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Anonymous #1
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Cunnulingus
#22449127 - 10/29/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My girlfriend and I are celebrating our 4 year anniversary this weekend and we talked about way to celebrate it and decided to get a room at a bed n breakfast near a haunted house we want to check out and anyway we talked about expanding our sexuality with each other also since we have a conservative relationship and it came up that she wants me to perform cunnulingus on her downstairs but in all honesty and I've never shared this before but I've never had that part of a girl in my mouth..
I'm really timid about it. What if it tastes bad and I make her upset? What if I'm no good, I mean how could I be I've never practiced? Isn't it kinda dirty there? I don't really want to get anything on my face I hate having a wet moustache? Is it easy to tell which parts you can and can't lick?
Like I really love my girlfriend and want to make her happy and she says this is something she wants to experience so I almost don't have a choice but I am sort of freaking out on the inside.
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Anonymous #2
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If you are worried that it will smell/taste I would suggest going for shower sex. Give her a quick wipe down with a handful of water it will clear up anything Initial. Dude don't worry about doing it "the right way" just get in there and make out with her pussy. Listen to the noises she makes and go from there. If you two are trying to expand your sex life.. Embrace what she wants even though it makes you uncomfortable. Once you do it a handful of times it becomes pretty fun
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Anonymous #3
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4 years and you've never gone down on her?
jesus
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Anonymous #4
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Anonymous #3 said: 4 years and you've never gone down on her?
jesus
lol
got rats nesting in it and shit
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Anonymous #4
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put your tongue on your peehole keep it there, don't take your tongue off of it or try anything fancy it'll work itself out meanwhile maybe take the two middle fingers lick them then stick em in her and act like your fucking it whlie your pussy is on your stache
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Anonymous #5
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Smells like tuna tastes like chicken, no big deal 
I have to ask, has she sucked your dick for 4 years? If she has then you sir are an idiot.
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Anonymous #6
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I haven't went down on my wife in years but she's blown me plenty.
She's just not into it. I also knew another chick that wasn't into it as well. Some chicks just aren't into it, and no, it's not a lack of skill on my part. Both have given the same response as to why they don't like it: It makes them feel weird and awkward.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #3 said: 4 years and you've never gone down on her?
jesus
Cunnilingus*
Enough said.
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Anonymous #8
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I think communication is key. Best of luck.
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Anonymous #9
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you should aim at the pucker right below her vag, that's the sweet spot.
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #8 said: I think communication is key. Best of luck.
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Anonymous #11
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I love to have a woman astride my face, while I tongue her pussy and asshole. I love to reach down and play with her erect nipples !!
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Anonymous #8
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Isn't it kinda dirty there? I don't really want to get anything on my face I hate having a wet moustache? Is it easy to tell which parts you can and can't lick?
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Anonymous #10
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Anonymous #11 said: I love to have a woman astride my face, while I tongue her pussy and asshole. I love to reach down and play with her erect nipples !!
I'm not an expert on female anatomy or anything but, aren't boobies, and therefore nipples, upwards from a women's "pussy and asshole"?
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Anonymous #5
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Anonymous #10 said:
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Anonymous #11 said: I love to have a woman astride my face, while I tongue her pussy and asshole. I love to reach down and play with her erect nipples !!
I'm not an expert on female anatomy or anything but, aren't boobies, and therefore nipples, upwards from a women's "pussy and asshole"?
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Anonymous #12
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When you go down on her you're going to notice a poop smell but don't worry that's just left over fecal matter on her asshole. Your tongue is going to be about 2cm away so you wont get shit in your mouth. Maybe some dingle berries in your beard but that's ok.
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Anonymous #10
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Why you tryna scare the dude?
Do you hate women or something? Don't want them to feel good?
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Anonymous #13
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do the alphabet with your tongue )~
props to Sam Kinison
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Anonymous #7
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Do the alphabet with your tongue is advice given to the daftest of fools that can't put bread away.
I spent years reading teks on eating pussy. Fucking years.
OP UTFSE www.google.com
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Anonymous #6
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Really, years? Eating pussy is not fucking rocket science.
You don't even have to read one sentence. It's not hard to tell when someone is enjoying something, do something, if it isn't working, change it up, repeat until you find something. Try new moves spaced out by the first one and find another. Try new moves and alternate between the first two until you find a third, etc etc.
Shouldn't even take you 4-5 cumulative hours to figure out how to provide an amazing experience for them. There is no tek to sex. It's vastly more important to to pay attention to your partner than read on what to do. The only time that becomes acceptable is when you've both been together so long that nothing is unique anymore. THEN you can try and find some new things to spice shit up that you hadn't thought of before.
Lastly, years!? I can't imagine the comprehensive collection on all pussy eating teks would take me a week or two to read.
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Anonymous #8
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Anonymous #14
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You've been with this girl for 4 years, and you've never gone down on her? God damn..... Eating pussy is awesome. As long as it's clean, it smells & tastes good, and it's hot as fuck. I love driving a woman wild with my tongue.
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Anonymous #15
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Just be careful.....a slip of the tongue can get you into shit.
that asshole is only about an inch away from the snack bar
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Anonymous #16
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Anonymous #14 said: You've been with this girl for 4 years, and you've never gone down on her? God damn..... Eating pussy is awesome. As long as it's clean, it smells & tastes good, and it's hot as fuck. I love driving a woman wild with my tongue.
Definitely.
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Anonymous #17
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There is nothing more unsexy than hearing a man say he is going to do the alphabet on your pussy.
Sorry man, but it's more about flicks and twists of the tongue. And when you hit a good spot you keep going over and over and over and tell her when to say stop or move on because otherwise you're just never going to get her to orgasm.
Men who "do the alphabet" get straight up thrown out of my life.
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Anonymous #7
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Quote:
Anonymous #6 said:

Really, years? Eating pussy is not fucking rocket science.
You don't even have to read one sentence. It's not hard to tell when someone is enjoying something, do something, if it isn't working, change it up, repeat until you find something. Try new moves spaced out by the first one and find another. Try new moves and alternate between the first two until you find a third, etc etc.
Shouldn't even take you 4-5 cumulative hours to figure out how to provide an amazing experience for them. There is no tek to sex. It's vastly more important to to pay attention to your partner than read on what to do. The only time that becomes acceptable is when you've both been together so long that nothing is unique anymore. THEN you can try and find some new things to spice shit up that you hadn't thought of before.
Lastly, years!? I can't imagine the comprehensive collection on all pussy eating teks would take me a week or two to read.
Well I spent YEARS not eating pussy and being extremely horny. So by motherfucking god when I got down there I was going to make sure everything from the start to finish was a sopping wet shaking loud amazing mess. And there's a ton of technique I learned through trial and error more than anything, I mean I didn't know what the fuck was gonna happen I was 12 and nervous as fuck. It was like, play a lot of chess, watch a lot of DBZ, study vaginas.
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous #17 said: There is nothing more unsexy than hearing a man say he is going to do the alphabet on your pussy.
Sorry man, but it's more about flicks and twists of the tongue. And when you hit a good spot you keep going over and over and over and tell her when to say stop or move on because otherwise you're just never going to get her to orgasm.
Men who "do the alphabet" get straight up thrown out of my life.
A smart man just teaches the women to suck a mean cock and love it.  
Let some other smuck eat that cesspool.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #15 said:
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Anonymous #17 said: There is nothing more unsexy than hearing a man say he is going to do the alphabet on your pussy.
Sorry man, but it's more about flicks and twists of the tongue. And when you hit a good spot you keep going over and over and over and tell her when to say stop or move on because otherwise you're just never going to get her to orgasm.
Men who "do the alphabet" get straight up thrown out of my life.
A smart man just teaches the women to suck a mean cock and love it.  
Let some other smuck eat that cesspool. 
Are you fucking gay, or a virgin?
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Anonymous #18
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Anonymous #6 said:

Really, years? Eating pussy is not fucking rocket science.
You don't even have to read one sentence. It's not hard to tell when someone is enjoying something, do something, if it isn't working, change it up, repeat until you find something. Try new moves spaced out by the first one and find another. Try new moves and alternate between the first two until you find a third, etc etc.
Shouldn't even take you 4-5 cumulative hours to figure out how to provide an amazing experience for them. There is no tek to sex. It's vastly more important to to pay attention to your partner than read on what to do. The only time that becomes acceptable is when you've both been together so long that nothing is unique anymore. THEN you can try and find some new things to spice shit up that you hadn't thought of before.
You should do TEDTalks on eating pussy.
A lot of men are intimidated by vaginas. I once got so bored while a guy was going down on me that I started asking him questions about his opinion on Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. He stopped. Thank fucking god.
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Anonymous #1
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Well the bad news is we broke up before I got to give it a go.. I don't really feel like talking about it. Thanks for all the replies though guys. I'm pretty upset about this, I was starting to look forward to doing this and then shit hit the fan.
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Anonymous #4
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don't be mad not all pussy smells good
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous #4 said: don't be mad not all pussy smells good
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Anonymous #19
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Anonymous #1 said: Like I really love my girlfriend and want to make her happy and she says this is something she wants to experience so I almost don't have a choice but I am sort of freaking out on the inside.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #1 said: Well the bad news is we broke up before I got to give it a go.. I don't really feel like talking about it. Thanks for all the replies though guys. I'm pretty upset about this, I was starting to look forward to doing this and then shit hit the fan.
Better the fan than your chin you dirty little boy you.
Get em next time tiger.
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Anonymous #20
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Dont take it too seriously, try it out and see what you think
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Anonymous #11
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ALL Cunt - whatever its age - old or YUNG - is just fucking EXQUISITE - my tongue just CANNOT ever lick enough. ANYONE who disagrees is a FAGGOT !!!!
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Anonymous #21
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Now its time to find yourself a dirty older woman to teach you how to eat some pussy!!!!
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Anonymous #22
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Find a dirty younger lady to ravage you sexually.
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Anonymous #23
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Anonymous #3 said: 4 years and you've never gone down on her?
jesus
Watch your fucking microagressions. If I have to warn you again I am going to have to report you and have you banned from this forum.
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Anonymous #24
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Like Krazee-Eyez Killa says: "You gotta eat da pussy"
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Anonymous #3
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Anonymous #23 said:
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Anonymous #3 said: 4 years and you've never gone down on her?
jesus
Watch your fucking microagressions. If I have to warn you again I am going to have to report you and have you banned from this forum.
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Anonymous #15
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Sometimes one has to be careful where they put their face. 
Take this guy, he had oral sex with a woman that had some serious issues with sexually transmitted diseases. 
That is what happens when you fail to wear a condom on your face 

STD's or Sexually Transmitted Diseases are those highly contagious diseases which are spread via sexual contact i.e. oral sex, vaginal sex or anal sex.
source link http://symptomadvice.com/std-symptoms-in-men/
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Anonymous #24
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Hot^^^ Looks like that old fucker from Braveheart
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Anonymous #25
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You need to get to licking down there. Own your pussy.
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Anonymous #4
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you could probably get away with going down there more then twice a year, any less then that is basically saying your girlfriends fat hairy pussy goose isn't worth it
Edited by Anonymous (11/29/15 08:14 PM)
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