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Anonymous #8
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Anonymous #14
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You've been with this girl for 4 years, and you've never gone down on her? God damn..... Eating pussy is awesome. As long as it's clean, it smells & tastes good, and it's hot as fuck. I love driving a woman wild with my tongue.
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Anonymous #15
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Just be careful.....a slip of the tongue can get you into shit.
that asshole is only about an inch away from the snack bar
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Anonymous #16
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Anonymous #14 said: You've been with this girl for 4 years, and you've never gone down on her? God damn..... Eating pussy is awesome. As long as it's clean, it smells & tastes good, and it's hot as fuck. I love driving a woman wild with my tongue.
Definitely.
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Anonymous #17
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There is nothing more unsexy than hearing a man say he is going to do the alphabet on your pussy.
Sorry man, but it's more about flicks and twists of the tongue. And when you hit a good spot you keep going over and over and over and tell her when to say stop or move on because otherwise you're just never going to get her to orgasm.
Men who "do the alphabet" get straight up thrown out of my life.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #6 said:

Really, years? Eating pussy is not fucking rocket science.
You don't even have to read one sentence. It's not hard to tell when someone is enjoying something, do something, if it isn't working, change it up, repeat until you find something. Try new moves spaced out by the first one and find another. Try new moves and alternate between the first two until you find a third, etc etc.
Shouldn't even take you 4-5 cumulative hours to figure out how to provide an amazing experience for them. There is no tek to sex. It's vastly more important to to pay attention to your partner than read on what to do. The only time that becomes acceptable is when you've both been together so long that nothing is unique anymore. THEN you can try and find some new things to spice shit up that you hadn't thought of before.
Lastly, years!? I can't imagine the comprehensive collection on all pussy eating teks would take me a week or two to read.
Well I spent YEARS not eating pussy and being extremely horny. So by motherfucking god when I got down there I was going to make sure everything from the start to finish was a sopping wet shaking loud amazing mess. And there's a ton of technique I learned through trial and error more than anything, I mean I didn't know what the fuck was gonna happen I was 12 and nervous as fuck. It was like, play a lot of chess, watch a lot of DBZ, study vaginas.
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous #17 said: There is nothing more unsexy than hearing a man say he is going to do the alphabet on your pussy.
Sorry man, but it's more about flicks and twists of the tongue. And when you hit a good spot you keep going over and over and over and tell her when to say stop or move on because otherwise you're just never going to get her to orgasm.
Men who "do the alphabet" get straight up thrown out of my life.
A smart man just teaches the women to suck a mean cock and love it.  
Let some other smuck eat that cesspool.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #17 said: There is nothing more unsexy than hearing a man say he is going to do the alphabet on your pussy.
Sorry man, but it's more about flicks and twists of the tongue. And when you hit a good spot you keep going over and over and over and tell her when to say stop or move on because otherwise you're just never going to get her to orgasm.
Men who "do the alphabet" get straight up thrown out of my life.
A smart man just teaches the women to suck a mean cock and love it.  
Let some other smuck eat that cesspool. 
Are you fucking gay, or a virgin?
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Anonymous #18
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Anonymous #6 said:

Really, years? Eating pussy is not fucking rocket science.
You don't even have to read one sentence. It's not hard to tell when someone is enjoying something, do something, if it isn't working, change it up, repeat until you find something. Try new moves spaced out by the first one and find another. Try new moves and alternate between the first two until you find a third, etc etc.
Shouldn't even take you 4-5 cumulative hours to figure out how to provide an amazing experience for them. There is no tek to sex. It's vastly more important to to pay attention to your partner than read on what to do. The only time that becomes acceptable is when you've both been together so long that nothing is unique anymore. THEN you can try and find some new things to spice shit up that you hadn't thought of before.
You should do TEDTalks on eating pussy.
A lot of men are intimidated by vaginas. I once got so bored while a guy was going down on me that I started asking him questions about his opinion on Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. He stopped. Thank fucking god.
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Anonymous #1
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Well the bad news is we broke up before I got to give it a go.. I don't really feel like talking about it. Thanks for all the replies though guys. I'm pretty upset about this, I was starting to look forward to doing this and then shit hit the fan.
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Anonymous #4
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don't be mad not all pussy smells good
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Anonymous #15
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Anonymous #4 said: don't be mad not all pussy smells good
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Anonymous #19
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Anonymous #1 said: Like I really love my girlfriend and want to make her happy and she says this is something she wants to experience so I almost don't have a choice but I am sort of freaking out on the inside.
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Anonymous #7
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Anonymous #1 said: Well the bad news is we broke up before I got to give it a go.. I don't really feel like talking about it. Thanks for all the replies though guys. I'm pretty upset about this, I was starting to look forward to doing this and then shit hit the fan.
Better the fan than your chin you dirty little boy you.
Get em next time tiger.
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Anonymous #20
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Dont take it too seriously, try it out and see what you think
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Anonymous #11
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ALL Cunt - whatever its age - old or YUNG - is just fucking EXQUISITE - my tongue just CANNOT ever lick enough. ANYONE who disagrees is a FAGGOT !!!!
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Anonymous #21
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Now its time to find yourself a dirty older woman to teach you how to eat some pussy!!!!
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Anonymous #22
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Find a dirty younger lady to ravage you sexually.
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Anonymous #23
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Anonymous #3 said: 4 years and you've never gone down on her?
jesus
Watch your fucking microagressions. If I have to warn you again I am going to have to report you and have you banned from this forum.
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Anonymous #24
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Like Krazee-Eyez Killa says: "You gotta eat da pussy"
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