Home | Community | Message Board

NorthSpore.com BOOMR Bag!
This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Feminized Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]
Anonymous #1

Cunnulingus
    #22449127 - 10/29/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My girlfriend and I are celebrating our 4 year anniversary this weekend and we talked about way to celebrate it and decided to get a room at a bed n breakfast near a haunted house we want to check out and anyway we talked about expanding our sexuality with each other also since we have a conservative relationship and it came up that she wants me to perform cunnulingus on her downstairs but in all honesty and I've never shared this before but I've never had that part of a girl in my mouth..

I'm really timid about it. What if it tastes bad and I make her upset? What if I'm no good, I mean how could I be I've never practiced? Isn't it kinda dirty there? I don't really want to get anything on my face I hate having a wet moustache? Is it easy to tell which parts you can and can't lick?

Like I really love my girlfriend and want to make her happy and she says this is something she wants to experience so I almost don't have a choice but I am sort of freaking out on the inside.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449311 - 10/29/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If you are worried that it will smell/taste I would suggest going for shower sex. Give her a quick wipe down with a handful of water it will clear up anything Initial. Dude don't worry about doing it "the right way" just get in there and make out with her pussy. Listen to the noises she makes and go from there. If you two are trying to expand your sex life.. Embrace what she wants even though it makes you uncomfortable. Once you do it a handful of times it becomes pretty fun


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22450601 - 10/29/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

4 years and you've never gone down on her? 

jesus


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #4

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22451419 - 10/29/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
4 years and you've never gone down on her? 

jesus




lol

got rats nesting in it and shit


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #4

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22451453 - 10/29/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

put your tongue on your peehole
keep it there, don't take your tongue off of it or try anything fancy
it'll work itself out
meanwhile maybe take the two middle fingers
lick them then stick em in her and act like your fucking it
whlie your pussy is on your stache


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22451480 - 10/29/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Smells like tuna tastes like chicken, no big deal :shrug:

I have to ask, has she sucked your dick for 4 years? If she has then you sir are an idiot.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22451896 - 10/30/15 12:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I haven't went down on my wife in years but she's blown me plenty.

She's just not into it. I also knew another chick that wasn't into it as well. Some chicks just aren't into it, and no, it's not a lack of skill on my part. Both have given the same response as to why they don't like it: It makes them feel weird and awkward.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22451964 - 10/30/15 01:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
4 years and you've never gone down on her? 

jesus





Cunnilingus*


Enough said.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #8

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22452661 - 10/30/15 08:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I think communication is key.  Best of luck.:drooling:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #9

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22455234 - 10/30/15 08:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

you should aim at the pucker right below her vag, that's the sweet spot.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #10

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22456499 - 10/31/15 04:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I think communication is key.  Best of luck.:drooling:




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #11

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #22456528 - 10/31/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I love to have a woman astride my face, while I tongue her pussy and asshole.  I love to reach down and play with her erect nipples !!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #8

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #22456561 - 10/31/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Isn't it kinda dirty there? I don't really want to get anything on my face I hate having a wet moustache? Is it easy to tell which parts you can and can't lick?




:illjustgothrowup:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #10

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #22456602 - 10/31/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
I love to have a woman astride my face, while I tongue her pussy and asshole.  I love to reach down and play with her erect nipples !!



I'm not an expert on female anatomy or anything but, aren't boobies, and therefore nipples, upwards from a women's "pussy and asshole"?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #22456639 - 10/31/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
I love to have a woman astride my face, while I tongue her pussy and asshole.  I love to reach down and play with her erect nipples !!



I'm not an expert on female anatomy or anything but, aren't boobies, and therefore nipples, upwards from a women's "pussy and asshole"?




:laugh2:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #12

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #22456933 - 10/31/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

When you go down on her you're going to notice a poop smell but don't worry that's just left over fecal matter on her asshole. Your tongue is going to be about 2cm away so you wont get shit in your mouth. Maybe some dingle berries in your beard but that's ok.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #10

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #22456985 - 10/31/15 09:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Why you tryna scare the dude?

Do you hate women or something? Don't want them to feel good?


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #13

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #22460110 - 11/01/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

do the alphabet with your tongue  )~

props to Sam Kinison


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #7

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #22460165 - 11/01/15 01:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Do the alphabet with your tongue is advice given to the daftest of fools that can't put bread away.


I spent years reading teks on eating pussy.  Fucking years. 

OP UTFSE www.google.com


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #6

Re: Cunnulingus [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22460182 - 11/01/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:thefuckisthis:

Really, years? Eating pussy is not fucking rocket science.

You don't even have to read one sentence. It's not hard to tell when someone is enjoying something, do something, if it isn't working, change it up, repeat until you find something. Try new moves spaced out by the first one and find another. Try new moves and alternate between the first two until you find a third, etc etc.

Shouldn't even take you 4-5 cumulative hours to figure out how to provide an amazing experience for them. There is no tek to sex. It's vastly more important to to pay attention to your partner than read on what to do. The only time that becomes acceptable is when you've both been together so long that nothing is unique anymore. THEN you can try and find some new things to spice shit up that you hadn't thought of before.

Lastly, years!? I can't imagine the comprehensive collection on all pussy eating teks would take me a week or two to read.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Original Sensible Seeds Feminized Cannabis Seeds   PhytoExtractum Buy Bali Kratom Powder


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* sucking own nipple - and ice in ass and pussy *DELETED*
( 1 2 3 4 ... 47 48 )
Anonymous 14,960 952 09/28/09 10:31 AM
by Anonymous
* nipple rocks Anonymous 646 8 03/11/08 07:38 AM
by Anonymous
* Eating own nipple
( 1 2 all )
Anonymous 647 21 03/13/09 01:23 AM
by Anonymous
* . Anonymous 2,292 19 03/02/10 07:58 PM
by Anonymous
* What size of breasts and nipples do you prefer? Anonymous 563 17 11/12/07 05:42 AM
by Anonymous
* any experts help me Anonymous 288 18 09/11/09 09:27 PM
by Anonymous
* How do you tell a muslim to talking shit about Jews (myself) without creating a "problem?":
( 1 2 3 all )
Anonymous 2,176 54 05/14/08 07:25 AM
by Anonymous
* The Man, Every City Has One Anonymous 875 11 11/22/10 04:15 PM
by Anonymous

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: trendal, Shroomism, george castanza, Alan Rockefeller, yogabunny
1,195 topic views. 0 members, 4 guests and 16 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.022 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 16 queries.