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girlfriend found my flesh light
    #22448678 - 10/29/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So my girlfriend found out I have a flesh light.  She acted super weird about it, can't tell if she's like mad or being judgemental.  I think shes just mad I didnt tell her I have one.  If its anything else than that then she can throw away her vibrators and stop being hypocritical.


Either way, pretty awkward.  Even if we've been together for a few years. :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449050 - 10/29/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So did you buy it before or after you met her?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449064 - 10/29/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22449115 - 10/29/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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So did you buy it before or after you met her?





After.


It's supposed to be a stamina trainer one.  She's still acting all mad, so fuckin annoying


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 13
    #22449771 - 10/29/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"how am I supposed to control you now? :crankey:"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22449799 - 10/29/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She seems fine now.  Makes subtle comments though.  I have a feeling she'll hold out on the sexy time for a few days since she thinks I get off with a fake pussy in the mean time.


Still awkward.  :pierre1:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449943 - 10/29/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why didn't you tell her about it out of curiosity?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22453527 - 10/30/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl: but you had a stamina trainer already...

I can sorta understand her issues with it.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22455430 - 10/30/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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:rofl: but you had a stamina trainer already...

I can sorta understand her issues with it.



I really don't honestly. He said she has toys, whats the difference? I think shes either a total bitch or theres something else going on. Like maybe she feels like she can't trust him. A big plastic pussy is sort of a weird thing to hide from someone you have regular sex with, but Id say most people would understand why he would hide it. It is a bit of a strange thing to own in most people's eyes. Now that shes had time to calm down Id really like to hear her reasoning why she got so angry


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #22455596 - 10/30/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #22456011 - 10/30/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22456058 - 10/30/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff



That is the pointless post I have seen all year. Congratulations, you win a prize.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22456541 - 10/31/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff



That is the pointless post I have seen all year. Congratulations, you win a prize.




I don't know... Maybe they should bro


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22456807 - 10/31/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina :shrug:

Idk women are crazy


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
    #22456946 - 10/31/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.




Hahaha, GF did the same to me, I asked her "Have you ever tried to shave a limp penis? no? Okay then.." 


On the fleshligt, sex toys seem to be more of a girls thing than a guys, unless its a cockring, then that's cool.  Its not so  much a matter of reason but a matter of nature I think.  Like most people whether guys or girls would rather watch two chics get it on than two guys.... just the way it is man.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 7
    #22457466 - 10/31/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I have a feeling she'll hold out on the sexy time




yeah, i'm sure that'll show you not to masturbate.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22457981 - 10/31/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina :shrug:

Idk women are crazy




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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22458931 - 10/31/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Tripsurfer said:
Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina :shrug:

Idk women are crazy




^ this



:lol:

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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SunnyD]
    #22458979 - 10/31/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

She sounds like a typical woman... No offense to women...


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22458990 - 10/31/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well things can be said for guys aswell
alot of scumbag idiots aswell


theres mature people, there just rare


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SunnyD]
    #22459007 - 10/31/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah guys are total trash. I never said anything good about em


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22459014 - 10/31/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe not so much wanting more sex as being a driving factor and more jealousy and resent over your preference for your toy and your inability to stay celibate between forays with her.

Even if this is May be a hypocritical way of reasoning concerning women's dildoes, it makes it no less unpleasant for her.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22462275 - 11/01/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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"how am I supposed to control you now? :crankey:"




Trying to control men with sex is stupid. We can jerk off...

It's like blocking the access to the fridge when you have a sandwich in your pocket.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22462284 - 11/01/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

More like taking the sandwich hostage with a fridge full of food.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #22462623 - 11/01/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's weird because women see sex as a commodity. Its one of the only things they can hold over you and you just undercut that by owning a pocket pussy. She'll get over it.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22463857 - 11/01/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Is she still mad OP?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze] * 7
    #22463971 - 11/01/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If she is OP should fuck his fleshlight in the room next to her as he moans wildly about how tight it is.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22463987 - 11/01/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

That's a good way for yer girl to leave you... I don't think that's what he wants. I have a feeling he could get it so he could last longer with her


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22464450 - 11/01/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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If she is OP should fuck his fleshlight in the room next to her as he moans wildly about how tight it is.





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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22465891 - 11/02/15 09:19 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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If she is OP should fuck his fleshlight in the room next to her as he moans wildly about how tight it is.




Lol.

OMG, hmmm, this is so goood, haaa... this fleshlight really did it's kegel exercise.. Mmmmm so good. OMG I'm gonna cum!!!


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Patlal]
    #22465892 - 11/02/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Nah, she doesn't care anymore.  I think she was caught off guard and thought it was weird?  Idk, it was already said earlier, women can be crazy.  She might of been thinking something completely opposite of what I thought she was thinking.

I hid it because its just one of those things I didn't feel like mentioning.  Like, yeah I have it, but I don't really wanna show it or talk about it I just like to use it :shrug::lol:

I could go across the house and use it and she'd probably hear it, it makes like a whistling noise because of the suction


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22465914 - 11/02/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm sure she thought it was weird, your Fuckin a large comical looking flashlight.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: nuentoter]
    #22465918 - 11/02/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

yeah, thank god I didn't end up buying the one that is like a fake ass that you grab onto instead.



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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22465922 - 11/02/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

LOL yeah good thing... That thing is hilarious


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22465933 - 11/02/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I figured it was a little much :lol:

I have no idea where I would hide that thing, I can't even hide something the size of a large flash light


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22465943 - 11/02/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I don't think I could really use that thing and not feel like a weirdo

Does anyone here have one of those??


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22465989 - 11/02/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If women understood logic, which they dont, you could simply ask "would you rather me bang another woman instead?"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22465998 - 11/02/15 09:54 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah I don't think saying that would go over very well


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22466018 - 11/02/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My gf would not respond well to that one :rofl:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #22466066 - 11/02/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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yeah, thank god I didn't end up buying the one that is like a fake ass that you grab onto instead.






Is it possible to actually bang that thing without asking yourself what went wrong with your life?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Patlal]
    #22466097 - 11/02/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Idk, whatever floats your boat :shrug:


Everyone jacks off, some guys just like to get into it more.

Girls buy dildos that are elaborate as fuck.  Vibrates, spins, rubs the clit and goes in the ass all at the same time.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471212 - 11/03/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How tight is that thing? Looks like you'd be fucking a straw

How would you feel if your girlfriend suddenly got a dildo that was:

a Twice your size

b Black

And told you it was for 'stamina' training


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22471505 - 11/03/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lmao gotta include that it could be black.


If she went any bigger then me she'd hurt herself, shes pretty petite.

I guess she could say its for stamina training but girls dont need that :lol:

I wouldn't care though, id be more like "how come i wasnt invited when you went and bought this"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471566 - 11/03/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

testing..ignore this..


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471619 - 11/03/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: She actually told you that?

You know a babies head fits through there right

I guess you should have included her in the purchase then. Must be a nice conversation sitting on the couch; "So I have been thinking about buying a rubber vagina." She is like wtf! "Aaaw dont worry its just for stamina training with my dick"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471773 - 11/03/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

OP , just imagine your plight when the first sex-robots come out.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22471846 - 11/03/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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:rofl: She actually told you that?

You know a babies head fits through there right

I guess you should have included her in the purchase then. Must be a nice conversation sitting on the couch; "So I have been thinking about buying a rubber vagina." She is like wtf! "Aaaw dont worry its just for stamina training with my dick"





She's never told me anything, I just see her in physical pain sometimes when we have intercourse.  You know they offer heavy drugs for giving birth right cause it fucking hurts lol.

and yeah not a convo i want to ever have

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OP , just imagine your plight when the first sex-robots come out.




China or Japan has a robot that will suck you off for sperm donations.  sounds awesome :cookiemonster:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22471981 - 11/03/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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How tight is that thing? Looks like you'd be fucking a straw

How would you feel if your girlfriend suddenly got a dildo that was:

a Twice your size

b Black

And told you it was for 'stamina' training



As long as OP was already getting as much sex as he could handle (or if he went on long business trips or something) you'd have to be pretty damn insecure to be bothered by this


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22472729 - 11/03/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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How would you feel if your girlfriend suddenly got a dildo that was:

a Twice your size

b Black

And told you it was for 'stamina' training




I would say knock yourself out floozy, she is only going to be warming her twat/asshole up for getting fisted by me anyway.

I don't see how the color of the dildo would bother someone though, unless they were a racist or some weird shit.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
    #22473047 - 11/03/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What if SHE had a fleshlight? What implications would that establish?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22473086 - 11/03/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22473880 - 11/03/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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What if SHE had a fleshlight? What implications would that establish?



It would establish that she also found her other boyfriends Fleshlight.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: koods]
    #22474452 - 11/04/15 04:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Perhaps. But what if she used it for tribbing? What then?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22475459 - 11/04/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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What if SHE had a fleshlight? What implications would that establish?





Wouldn't that imply my gf has a dick?  She doesn't so Idk why she'd have one, unless it was a surprise for me :strokebeard::awesome:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
    #22475749 - 11/04/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.


:ilold: super fucking hard :rofl:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22500966 - 11/09/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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So my girlfriend found out I have a flesh light.  She acted super weird about it, can't tell if she's like mad or being judgemental.  I think shes just mad I didnt tell her I have one.  If its anything else than that then she can throw away her vibrators and stop being hypocritical.


Either way, pretty awkward.  Even if we've been together for a few years. :huxleyfacepalm:




Dump her. If she's going to be weird/judgmental /hold out over your sex toy, it can only get worse if something serious happens.


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