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Anonymous #1

Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Patlal]
    #22466097 - 11/02/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Idk, whatever floats your boat :shrug:


Everyone jacks off, some guys just like to get into it more.

Girls buy dildos that are elaborate as fuck.  Vibrates, spins, rubs the clit and goes in the ass all at the same time.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471212 - 11/03/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

How tight is that thing? Looks like you'd be fucking a straw

How would you feel if your girlfriend suddenly got a dildo that was:

a Twice your size

b Black

And told you it was for 'stamina' training


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Anonymous #1

Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22471505 - 11/03/15 03:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Lmao gotta include that it could be black.


If she went any bigger then me she'd hurt herself, shes pretty petite.

I guess she could say its for stamina training but girls dont need that :lol:

I wouldn't care though, id be more like "how come i wasnt invited when you went and bought this"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471566 - 11/03/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

testing..ignore this..


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471619 - 11/03/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: She actually told you that?

You know a babies head fits through there right

I guess you should have included her in the purchase then. Must be a nice conversation sitting on the couch; "So I have been thinking about buying a rubber vagina." She is like wtf! "Aaaw dont worry its just for stamina training with my dick"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22471773 - 11/03/15 03:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

OP , just imagine your plight when the first sex-robots come out.


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Anonymous #1

Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22471846 - 11/03/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
:rofl: She actually told you that?

You know a babies head fits through there right

I guess you should have included her in the purchase then. Must be a nice conversation sitting on the couch; "So I have been thinking about buying a rubber vagina." She is like wtf! "Aaaw dont worry its just for stamina training with my dick"





She's never told me anything, I just see her in physical pain sometimes when we have intercourse.  You know they offer heavy drugs for giving birth right cause it fucking hurts lol.

and yeah not a convo i want to ever have

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OP , just imagine your plight when the first sex-robots come out.




China or Japan has a robot that will suck you off for sperm donations.  sounds awesome :cookiemonster:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22471981 - 11/03/15 04:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Tripsurfer said:
How tight is that thing? Looks like you'd be fucking a straw

How would you feel if your girlfriend suddenly got a dildo that was:

a Twice your size

b Black

And told you it was for 'stamina' training



As long as OP was already getting as much sex as he could handle (or if he went on long business trips or something) you'd have to be pretty damn insecure to be bothered by this


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22472729 - 11/03/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
How would you feel if your girlfriend suddenly got a dildo that was:

a Twice your size

b Black

And told you it was for 'stamina' training




I would say knock yourself out floozy, she is only going to be warming her twat/asshole up for getting fisted by me anyway.

I don't see how the color of the dildo would bother someone though, unless they were a racist or some weird shit.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
    #22473047 - 11/03/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

What if SHE had a fleshlight? What implications would that establish?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22473086 - 11/03/15 08:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22473880 - 11/03/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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jahrastafareye said:
What if SHE had a fleshlight? What implications would that establish?



It would establish that she also found her other boyfriends Fleshlight.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: koods]
    #22474452 - 11/04/15 04:08 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Perhaps. But what if she used it for tribbing? What then?


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Anonymous #1

Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22475459 - 11/04/15 10:44 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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jahrastafareye said:
What if SHE had a fleshlight? What implications would that establish?





Wouldn't that imply my gf has a dick?  She doesn't so Idk why she'd have one, unless it was a surprise for me :strokebeard::awesome:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
    #22475749 - 11/04/15 10:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.


:ilold: super fucking hard :rofl:


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Anonymous #5

Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22500966 - 11/09/15 03:46 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
So my girlfriend found out I have a flesh light.  She acted super weird about it, can't tell if she's like mad or being judgemental.  I think shes just mad I didnt tell her I have one.  If its anything else than that then she can throw away her vibrators and stop being hypocritical.


Either way, pretty awkward.  Even if we've been together for a few years. :huxleyfacepalm:




Dump her. If she's going to be weird/judgmental /hold out over your sex toy, it can only get worse if something serious happens.


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