|
SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



Registered: 02/24/13
Posts: 5,996
Loc: Home, Home Again....
Last seen: 5 months, 12 days
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SunnyD]
#22459007 - 10/31/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Yeah guys are total trash. I never said anything good about em
--------------------
If you get confused, listen to the music play
|
nuentoter
conduit



Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 2,721
Last seen: 7 years, 21 days
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22459014 - 10/31/15 07:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Maybe not so much wanting more sex as being a driving factor and more jealousy and resent over your preference for your toy and your inability to stay celibate between forays with her.
Even if this is May be a hypocritical way of reasoning concerning women's dildoes, it makes it no less unpleasant for her.
--------------------
The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know. - @entheolove "I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for" - Georgia O'Keefe I think the word is vagina
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 4 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #2]
#22462275 - 11/01/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Anonymous said: "how am I supposed to control you now? "
Trying to control men with sex is stupid. We can jerk off...
It's like blocking the access to the fridge when you have a sandwich in your pocket.
--------------------
|
nuentoter
conduit



Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 2,721
Last seen: 7 years, 21 days
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Patlal] 1
#22462284 - 11/01/15 01:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
More like taking the sandwich hostage with a fridge full of food.
--------------------
The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know. - @entheolove "I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for" - Georgia O'Keefe I think the word is vagina
|
Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#22462623 - 11/01/15 02:27 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
It's weird because women see sex as a commodity. Its one of the only things they can hold over you and you just undercut that by owning a pocket pussy. She'll get over it.
|
SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



Registered: 02/24/13
Posts: 5,996
Loc: Home, Home Again....
Last seen: 5 months, 12 days
|
|
Is she still mad OP?
--------------------
If you get confused, listen to the music play
|
Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


Registered: 06/02/09
Posts: 24,778
Loc: Soviet Canukistan
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze] 7
#22463971 - 11/01/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
If she is OP should fuck his fleshlight in the room next to her as he moans wildly about how tight it is.
|
SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



Registered: 02/24/13
Posts: 5,996
Loc: Home, Home Again....
Last seen: 5 months, 12 days
|
|
That's a good way for yer girl to leave you... I don't think that's what he wants. I have a feeling he could get it so he could last longer with her
--------------------
If you get confused, listen to the music play
|
Vsnares.Zappa
bend over


Registered: 05/04/11
Posts: 3,153
Last seen: 3 months, 16 days
|
|
Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: If she is OP should fuck his fleshlight in the room next to her as he moans wildly about how tight it is.
HAHAHAHA
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 4 hours, 54 minutes
|
|
Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: If she is OP should fuck his fleshlight in the room next to her as he moans wildly about how tight it is.
Lol.
OMG, hmmm, this is so goood, haaa... this fleshlight really did it's kegel exercise.. Mmmmm so good. OMG I'm gonna cum!!!
--------------------
|
Anonymous #1
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Patlal]
#22465892 - 11/02/15 09:20 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Nah, she doesn't care anymore. I think she was caught off guard and thought it was weird? Idk, it was already said earlier, women can be crazy. She might of been thinking something completely opposite of what I thought she was thinking.
I hid it because its just one of those things I didn't feel like mentioning. Like, yeah I have it, but I don't really wanna show it or talk about it I just like to use it  
I could go across the house and use it and she'd probably hear it, it makes like a whistling noise because of the suction
|
nuentoter
conduit



Registered: 09/17/08
Posts: 2,721
Last seen: 7 years, 21 days
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22465914 - 11/02/15 09:29 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I'm sure she thought it was weird, your Fuckin a large comical looking flashlight.
--------------------
The geometry of us is no chance. We are antennae, we are tuning forks, we are receiver and transmitters of all energy. We are more than we know. - @entheolove "I found I could say things with color and shapes that I couldn't say any other way - things I had no words for" - Georgia O'Keefe I think the word is vagina
|
Anonymous #1
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: nuentoter]
#22465918 - 11/02/15 09:33 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
yeah, thank god I didn't end up buying the one that is like a fake ass that you grab onto instead.
|
SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



Registered: 02/24/13
Posts: 5,996
Loc: Home, Home Again....
Last seen: 5 months, 12 days
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22465922 - 11/02/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
LOL yeah good thing... That thing is hilarious
--------------------
If you get confused, listen to the music play
|
Anonymous #1
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22465933 - 11/02/15 09:38 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I figured it was a little much 
I have no idea where I would hide that thing, I can't even hide something the size of a large flash light
|
SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



Registered: 02/24/13
Posts: 5,996
Loc: Home, Home Again....
Last seen: 5 months, 12 days
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22465943 - 11/02/15 09:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
I don't think I could really use that thing and not feel like a weirdo
Does anyone here have one of those??
--------------------
If you get confused, listen to the music play
|
jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



Registered: 10/16/13
Posts: 1,898
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22465989 - 11/02/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
If women understood logic, which they dont, you could simply ask "would you rather me bang another woman instead?"
|
SnowDaze
Probably Relapsing on Heroin



Registered: 02/24/13
Posts: 5,996
Loc: Home, Home Again....
Last seen: 5 months, 12 days
|
|
Yeah I don't think saying that would go over very well
--------------------
If you get confused, listen to the music play
|
Anonymous #1
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22466018 - 11/02/15 09:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
My gf would not respond well to that one
|
Patlal
You ask too many questions



Registered: 10/09/10
Posts: 44,797
Loc: Ottawa
Last seen: 4 hours, 54 minutes
|
Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#22466066 - 11/02/15 10:16 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
|
|
Quote:
Anonymous said: yeah, thank god I didn't end up buying the one that is like a fake ass that you grab onto instead.

Is it possible to actually bang that thing without asking yourself what went wrong with your life?
--------------------
|
|