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girlfriend found my flesh light
    #22448678 - 10/29/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So my girlfriend found out I have a flesh light.  She acted super weird about it, can't tell if she's like mad or being judgemental.  I think shes just mad I didnt tell her I have one.  If its anything else than that then she can throw away her vibrators and stop being hypocritical.


Either way, pretty awkward.  Even if we've been together for a few years. :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449050 - 10/29/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So did you buy it before or after you met her?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449064 - 10/29/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22449115 - 10/29/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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So did you buy it before or after you met her?





After.


It's supposed to be a stamina trainer one.  She's still acting all mad, so fuckin annoying


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 13
    #22449771 - 10/29/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"how am I supposed to control you now? :crankey:"


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22449799 - 10/29/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She seems fine now.  Makes subtle comments though.  I have a feeling she'll hold out on the sexy time for a few days since she thinks I get off with a fake pussy in the mean time.


Still awkward.  :pierre1:


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22449943 - 10/29/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why didn't you tell her about it out of curiosity?


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22453527 - 10/30/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl: but you had a stamina trainer already...

I can sorta understand her issues with it.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22455430 - 10/30/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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:rofl: but you had a stamina trainer already...

I can sorta understand her issues with it.



I really don't honestly. He said she has toys, whats the difference? I think shes either a total bitch or theres something else going on. Like maybe she feels like she can't trust him. A big plastic pussy is sort of a weird thing to hide from someone you have regular sex with, but Id say most people would understand why he would hide it. It is a bit of a strange thing to own in most people's eyes. Now that shes had time to calm down Id really like to hear her reasoning why she got so angry


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #22455596 - 10/30/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #22456011 - 10/30/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22456058 - 10/30/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff



That is the pointless post I have seen all year. Congratulations, you win a prize.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22456541 - 10/31/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff



That is the pointless post I have seen all year. Congratulations, you win a prize.




I don't know... Maybe they should bro


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22456807 - 10/31/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina :shrug:

Idk women are crazy


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
    #22456946 - 10/31/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.




Hahaha, GF did the same to me, I asked her "Have you ever tried to shave a limp penis? no? Okay then.." 


On the fleshligt, sex toys seem to be more of a girls thing than a guys, unless its a cockring, then that's cool.  Its not so  much a matter of reason but a matter of nature I think.  Like most people whether guys or girls would rather watch two chics get it on than two guys.... just the way it is man.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] * 7
    #22457466 - 10/31/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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I have a feeling she'll hold out on the sexy time




yeah, i'm sure that'll show you not to masturbate.


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
    #22457981 - 10/31/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina :shrug:

Idk women are crazy




^ this


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22458931 - 10/31/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Quote:

Tripsurfer said:
Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina :shrug:

Idk women are crazy




^ this



:lol:

yea your girl sounds alittle immature


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SunnyD]
    #22458979 - 10/31/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

She sounds like a typical woman... No offense to women...


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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
    #22458990 - 10/31/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Well things can be said for guys aswell
alot of scumbag idiots aswell


theres mature people, there just rare


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