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girlfriend found my flesh light
#22448678 - 10/29/15 10:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So my girlfriend found out I have a flesh light. She acted super weird about it, can't tell if she's like mad or being judgemental. I think shes just mad I didnt tell her I have one. If its anything else than that then she can throw away her vibrators and stop being hypocritical.
Either way, pretty awkward. Even if we've been together for a few years.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22449050 - 10/29/15 12:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So did you buy it before or after you met her?
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22449064 - 10/29/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
#22449115 - 10/29/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said: So did you buy it before or after you met her?
After.
It's supposed to be a stamina trainer one. She's still acting all mad, so fuckin annoying
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] 13
#22449771 - 10/29/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"how am I supposed to control you now? "
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #2]
#22449799 - 10/29/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She seems fine now. Makes subtle comments though. I have a feeling she'll hold out on the sexy time for a few days since she thinks I get off with a fake pussy in the mean time.
Still awkward.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22449943 - 10/29/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why didn't you tell her about it out of curiosity?
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: bloodsheen]
#22453527 - 10/30/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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but you had a stamina trainer already...
I can sorta understand her issues with it.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
#22455430 - 10/30/15 08:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said:
but you had a stamina trainer already...
I can sorta understand her issues with it.
I really don't honestly. He said she has toys, whats the difference? I think shes either a total bitch or theres something else going on. Like maybe she feels like she can't trust him. A big plastic pussy is sort of a weird thing to hide from someone you have regular sex with, but Id say most people would understand why he would hide it. It is a bit of a strange thing to own in most people's eyes. Now that shes had time to calm down Id really like to hear her reasoning why she got so angry
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] 3
#22455596 - 10/30/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis] 1
#22456011 - 10/30/15 11:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #3]
#22456058 - 10/30/15 11:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff
That is the pointless post I have seen all year. Congratulations, you win a prize.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #4]
#22456541 - 10/31/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said: maybe you gusy should like do butt stuff
That is the pointless post I have seen all year. Congratulations, you win a prize.
I don't know... Maybe they should bro
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22456807 - 10/31/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina 
Idk women are crazy
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Lucis]
#22456946 - 10/31/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: dude my ex walked in on me manscaping once, and I had gotten my penis hard to make things easier, so she saw me with a bunch of lather holding a razor in my hand with a full blown stiffy, talk about fucking awkward.
Hahaha, GF did the same to me, I asked her "Have you ever tried to shave a limp penis? no? Okay then.."
On the fleshligt, sex toys seem to be more of a girls thing than a guys, unless its a cockring, then that's cool. Its not so much a matter of reason but a matter of nature I think. Like most people whether guys or girls would rather watch two chics get it on than two guys.... just the way it is man.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Anonymous #1] 7
#22457466 - 10/31/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: I have a feeling she'll hold out on the sexy time
yeah, i'm sure that'll show you not to masturbate.
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: Tripsurfer]
#22457981 - 10/31/15 02:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tripsurfer said: Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina 
Idk women are crazy
^ this
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22458931 - 10/31/15 06:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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SnowDaze said:
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Tripsurfer said: Maybe she feels you guys arent having enough sex. As in you dont want to fuck her, but rather stick it in a rubber vagina 
Idk women are crazy
^ this

yea your girl sounds alittle immature
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SunnyD]
#22458979 - 10/31/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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She sounds like a typical woman... No offense to women...
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Re: girlfriend found my flesh light [Re: SnowDaze]
#22458990 - 10/31/15 07:14 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Well things can be said for guys aswell alot of scumbag idiots aswell
theres mature people, there just rare
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