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Frog
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: fireworks_god]
#2244055 - 01/15/04 12:41 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skorpivo and DoctorJ, you guys are pretty funny, and pretty accurate. It's funny the things we become known for here. Our styles of argument, or basis for argument.
Seriously, though, if I was asked why the chicken crossed the road, I would have to say, "To see what's on the other side." I don't want to miss anything.
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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SkorpivoMusterion
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
#2244076 - 01/15/04 12:49 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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What do you think I would say?
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Frog
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You would say the same thing?
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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Seuss
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
#2244243 - 01/15/04 02:20 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe, but I would say the same thing in the same post rather than creating three seperate posts to say the same thing within...
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Frog
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Seuss]
#2244303 - 01/15/04 02:41 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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trendal
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Seuss]
#2244324 - 01/15/04 02:46 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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I got rid of her triple posts...so now you just look like a retard or something
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Frog
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: trendal]
#2244381 - 01/15/04 03:06 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Okay, I think I know, now, what you guys are talking about.
The stoopid computer or internet or, more likely, YOUR WEBSITE, froze up on me, so I clicked on "continue" several times while it was frozen because I'm an impatient ADDer.
But now I look like the retard because now you are going to wonder what I was laughing at in the ealier post if I didn't know that I had posted 3x!
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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trendal
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
#2244387 - 01/15/04 03:08 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Seuss has successfully passed the torch
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NiamhNyx
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Heheh, that was brilliant.
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Shizpow
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man...I ain't never said shit about zen and harmony. You're making me out to be some patchouli addled hippie. That's fucked up...but pretty damned funny.
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
#2244810 - 01/15/04 07:42 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah, but why did the Frog cross the road?
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Anarkhos
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Swami]
#2244835 - 01/15/04 07:57 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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It was stuck to the bottom of my tire.
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Deiymiyan
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Ahh yessss...
The chicken... *Bwok* *Bwok* !!!
As the chicken crossed, it didn't realize that a car, ala 2Fast2Furious, was speeding within his vicinity; so that the driver could win the heart of that "blond bimbo" at the finish line..
OOOHH NOO !!!!
At the last second, the chicken noticed. The probability of getting struck was evident.
Right there and then, a MIRACLE happened. In fact, it was a Synchronicity !
A tree from behind got struck by lightning causing a great disturbance!
Without thinking, the chicken stops and turns to look.
Would you believe, as the car approached, the tree just happened to get into the right position.. The car drove onto the truck, causing it to become airborne.
HOLY SHITBALLS BATMAN !
THe car cleared over the chicken! This was the right moment to scamper the rest of the way accross. THe chicken took it!
He was safe!
But wait...
On the other side, behind the sign that said "Do Not Enter" [cause everyone "knows" reverse psychology works 6 times out of ten in a double blind placebo controlled laboratory experiment], undetected by anyone, was a factory farm.
The chicken got a gut feeling... *This dosen't look good.. Maybe I should turn back*
Unfortunately... He ignored his "sixth sense".
So..
THe chicken took the bait.
He went to investigate further.
Still tho.. It didn't 'feel' right to go ahead.
Wait.. OH NO !! There's the farmer... With HIS AXE !!!
The chicken has a heart attack and drops dead.
Moral of the story?
Don't re-incarnate as a chicken.
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Seuss
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: trendal]
#2245610 - 01/16/04 06:05 AM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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> so now you just look like a retard or something
I'm pretty sure it is more than just looks... oh wait! hey!
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SkorpivoMusterion
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Seuss]
#2245611 - 01/16/04 06:13 AM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lord of Fungus: The chicken had an appointment with Sylvia Browne accross the road, and thus was it's life-plan as it had chosen before it incarnated into it's this lifetime.
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SpecialEd
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DO ME!!! DO ME!!!
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Frog
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SpecialEd]
#2245844 - 01/16/04 10:05 AM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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Skorpivo, you didn't do Ed!!
-------------------- The day will come when, after harnessing the ether, the winds, the tides, gravitation, we shall harness for God the energies of love. And, on that day, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. -Teilard
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fireworks_god
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: Frog]
#2245955 - 01/16/04 11:10 AM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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It just came to my attention that you forgot to write an explanation on why the chicken crossed the road for SpecialEd.
Peace.
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(from old comedy album by improv group "conception corporation) ~ (some hippy tripping dude, muttering to himself): oh, man, i am never gonna take this stuff again... drug crisis hotline number... oh man, the three looks like an eight... never, never again... hello? (recorded voice on telephone) (sorta "jewish/new york" sounding): you have just dialed "dial a doity joke" --- a chicken vas walking down the road... along comes a hooooker and says to the chicken and says "hey, chicken - how about a lay?" then up comes the farmer and says to the hooooker "not vit my chicken you don't!" ... you have just dialed "dial a doity joke" --- a chicken vas walking down the road... ~ ~ ~
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SkorpivoMusterion
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road? [Re: SpecialEd]
#2246923 - 01/16/04 06:36 PM (20 years, 2 months ago) |
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SpecialEd: It saw a Tattoo-body-art saloon across the street and needed to get some more stylish body-art and modifications man, it needed to get it's chin-gobbly thingy pierced and it's earing's gauges increased and a new beak-tattoo, and then some.
-------------------- Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
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