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Anahata


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Nakedmushroomguru] 1
#22446561 - 10/28/15 08:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Apparently there's a new fad going around town, kids are drinking brake fluid to get high. The parents don't seem to concerned though they say they can stop at any time.
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Arctic W. Fox

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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Anahata] 3
#22446574 - 10/28/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices.
He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.
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LocN9ne
ɢᄋᄋd ԲᄋЯ ᄁᄋȚᅢΙᄁɢ ᄂᄋ₩ᄂΙԲᄐ



Registered: 04/17/15
Posts: 7,076
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Arctic W. Fox]
#22446590 - 10/28/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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One day this black guy went to work...
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Faustoid
समन



Registered: 03/05/13
Posts: 1,095
Loc: Elsewhere
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: LocN9ne]
#22446605 - 10/28/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "hey buddy, why the long face?"
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Zombi3] 1
#22446726 - 10/28/15 09:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
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LocN9ne
ɢᄋᄋd ԲᄋЯ ᄁᄋȚᅢΙᄁɢ ᄂᄋ₩ᄂΙԲᄐ



Registered: 04/17/15
Posts: 7,076
Loc: to the brain
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: zZZz]
#22448001 - 10/29/15 06:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So cronicr and I are driving down the road, we see a sheep with its head caught in a fence...so I pull over and I start fucking the shit out of this sheep...I look over at cronicr and said "you want some of this?"...to which he replied "fuck yeah!!!"...and this motherfucker goes and sticks his head in the fence... true story.
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mwhtmn
Seeker & Developer



Registered: 07/30/15
Posts: 723
Loc: USA
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: LocN9ne]
#22448066 - 10/29/15 07:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Okay... So,there are 7 guys. Each guy has 7 bags. In each bag there are 7 cats. Each cat has 7 kittens.
How many legs are there total?
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Zymosis
Carbon Based Lifeform



Registered: 10/17/15
Posts: 237
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: LocN9ne] 1
#22448071 - 10/29/15 07:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How do you tell a black joke?
*looks around*
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LogicaL Chaos
Ascension Energy & Alien UFOs




Registered: 05/12/07
Posts: 69,359
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Zymosis]
#22448413 - 10/29/15 09:09 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What is Koods favorite brand of dietary fiber?
Colon Blow
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#22448517 - 10/29/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If koods knocked his head hard enough, he could officially be both a fruit and a vegetable.
Alright that was a cheap shot... Sry bro...
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nice1returns
I am the Holy Shit



Registered: 09/04/14
Posts: 2,303
Loc: miwuaki
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Zombi3]
#22448542 - 10/29/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Here
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 53,153
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Zombi3] 1
#22448590 - 10/29/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How many skunks does it take to screw in a trash-bulb?
Enough for you to get skunkhrt!
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Jean-guy Masta
Railyard Ghost


Registered: 09/23/14
Posts: 1,827
Loc: MT-Hell
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Sheekle] 2
#22448893 - 10/29/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How do you know if a crust punk have a gf?
he have only one clean finger
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TheMovement
faeirie princess in training



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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Jean-guy Masta] 2
#22448915 - 10/29/15 11:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I've never had a Lentil on me!
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JohnnieYen
Okay



Registered: 03/15/11
Posts: 3,529
Loc: City Z
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: TheMovement] 3
#22448930 - 10/29/15 11:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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whats the difference between your wife and a job
your job will still suck after 5 years
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JohnnieYen
Okay



Registered: 03/15/11
Posts: 3,529
Loc: City Z
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: JohnnieYen]
#22448938 - 10/29/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself?
You would too if you were named Auuurraaagggghhh!
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mycopathia
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Registered: 10/12/15
Posts: 20
Loc: dark side of the moon
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: JohnnieYen]
#22449113 - 10/29/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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what's the difference between jelly and jam?
i can't jelly my d-ck up your arse...
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Herbologist
Grrratata


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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: mycopathia]
#22449268 - 10/29/15 01:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do you call a guy who shoves his arm up the ass of a moose?
an engineer
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CoolHandJohn


Registered: 09/09/15
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: Herbologist]
#22449315 - 10/29/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why did cave men drag their women around by the hair?
Because if they drug them by the feet they'd fill up with sand.
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mycopathia
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Registered: 10/12/15
Posts: 20
Loc: dark side of the moon
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Re: Post the funniest joke, win a supporter account! Round 2!! [Re: CoolHandJohn]
#22449451 - 10/29/15 02:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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a priest and a rabbi are fishing- but can't catch any fish- so the priest turns to the rabbi and says-- "i wish we had a couple of alter boys with us." to which the rabbi inquires- what would you want the alter boys for? to which the priest replies-- "so we could f-ck them." and the rabbi looks at him quizzically and says-- "fuck them out of what?"
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