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Cowb0yNeal00



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Ways around random drug tests?
#22442207 - 10/27/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Hey guyzz so I play college sports and they do "random drug tests" just wondering if there are any ways around this by fake pee or something? I heard weed gets out of your system in 1-2 months is that true? I really wanna burn.
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 1
#22442212 - 10/27/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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oil change piss test ......
google it
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: trekie]
#22442244 - 10/27/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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explain to me how it works?
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: trekie]
#22442247 - 10/27/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The oil change is the only way op! Lol But seriously if there monitored tests where they will watch you you're pretty much fucked. And also something to think about would be is it really worth it? Not trying to preach but I fucked a lot of things up due to drug use by simply not caring.
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: WyoMX]
#22442265 - 10/27/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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synthetic urine (like quick fix)
use someone elses piss in a condom or something
stop smoking/doing drugs.
I quit weed over 60 days ago to try to land a job, then I wasn't even able to land the job. I'm considering saying fuck it and just starting again.
That wasn't for random test though. Random tests can be trickier, pee has to be the right temperature
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: WyoMX]
#22442266 - 10/27/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
WyoMX said: The oil change is the only way op! Lol But seriously if there monitored tests where they will watch you you're pretty much fucked. And also something to think about would be is it really worth it? Not trying to preach but I fucked a lot of things up due to drug use by simply not caring.
dude i wanna get high lol. I doubt they will even test me, but then again I'm not totally sure. Is it worth it? well i probably won't get high, unless i know for certain i can get around the test lol.
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: sh4d0ws]
#22442284 - 10/27/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
sh4d0ws said: synthetic urine (like quick fix)
use someone elses piss in a condom or something
stop smoking/doing drugs.
I quit weed over 60 days ago to try to land a job, then I wasn't even able to land the job. I'm considering saying fuck it and just starting again.
That wasn't for random test though. Random tests can be trickier, pee has to be the right temperature
dude i wanna get high. lol.
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WyoMX


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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22442286 - 10/27/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I feel that I really do lol I just moved to Texas and don't know anyone and am trying to find a job so I haven't blazed in a while. I wanna smoke bad too haha. But my last job did "randoms" but they'd tell me a day in advance. If there not monitored quick fix is the way to go. I passed 6 tests with it. I'd just put it in my boxer briefs before I went to work and it would be body temperature by the end of my shift and I'd go pass the test. The big thing to know is if they watch you while you pee Idk much about college sports drug testing haha
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22442291 - 10/27/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had this same question a week ago. It just depends on if they watch you piss or not. I have no clue how college drug tests are conducted but I'd assume their pretty serious and you could possibly be watched while you pee. I quick google search already has shown that if you get a random test by some serious associations they make you drop your pants and watch you so I wouldn't risk smoking weed over a free ride through college.
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: WyoMX]
#22442295 - 10/27/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ok thanks man I'm gonna have to ask my teammates
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00] 1
#22442298 - 10/27/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I usually fake laft and then go right, then I run in a serpintine pattern until I'm home free
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Gorlax]
#22442299 - 10/27/15 09:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gorlax said: I had this same question a week ago. It just depends on if they watch you piss or not. I have no clue how college drug tests are conducted but I'd assume their pretty serious and you could possibly be watched while you pee. I quick google search already has shown that if you get a random test by some serious associations they make you drop your pants and watch you so I wouldn't risk smoking weed over a free ride through college.
fuck i guess thats means more kratom and alcohol for me then lol
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22442303 - 10/27/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahahah ok mod
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sh4d0ws
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22442320 - 10/27/15 09:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's what I've been doing. I miss smoking weed a lot so I've been supplementing with alcohol and kratom for the time being.
Basically if the test is random it will be hard, and if it is a random and monitored test it will be near impossible. You can get the fake dick with the synthetic urine and a tube and everything but you mite have that under your equipment as you play each day 
I think sometimes they say random and then will let you know a couple hours or a day or so in advanced. In that case you might have a better chance of getting around it
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: sh4d0ws]
#22442329 - 10/27/15 09:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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they said they tell you and if you have something to do that day, then you have to come in the next morning and take it.
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22442347 - 10/27/15 09:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe you should stay clean till you take one and then you will know how they are done. No point of going into something so serious blindfolded.
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Cowb0yNeal00



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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Gorlax]
#22442359 - 10/27/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ya good point bro.
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Re: Ways around random drug tests? [Re: Cowb0yNeal00]
#22444400 - 10/28/15 11:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sure fire way to pass, catheterize your self with clean pee and eat tons of antibiotics to avoid having infection issues.
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