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dirtyhippie
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a dumb story about smoking weed in a park
#22440641 - 10/27/15 03:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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my friend and i went to this local park the other night that no one ever really goes to. It's just a little ducked off park on the edge of some woods and there is a big patio thing to sit under with some picnic tables and shit, and that's where fucks like us go to smoke sometimes. so we get there and he's on acid so he's just talking about all this funny shit and we're just hanging out. I have a booksack on my back with like 6 g and a bong, a grinder, and i think a couple of pipes inside.
it's about 9PM at this point and we're about to pull the bong out when a car pulls onto the street adjacent to the park. it's a dead end road so i know immediately that they either live on the road or it's a cop. i was the logo on the side of the car and then i knew that it was the latter. we both stand up and as soon as we do his car stops. we freak out and my friend just says to run so we fucking bolt out of the park and he ditches the booksack in some bushes. I end up tumbling down an embankment into a thicket of thorns and shit and i got all fucked up, huge cuts all over my body and my shirt got all ripped up and shit lol. we ended up running pretty deep into the woods and then we chilled for like 30 mins and just smoked a cigarette while we both sat there in the rain scared shitless.
i called a friend to come drive by the park to make sure the cop was gone and somehow we got lucky as fuck. there is no way the cop didn't see us, the only thing we could figure is that he didn't feel like chasing some guys into the dark woods in the pouring rain. we retrieved the bag with all the weed and shit in it and then we got out of there. i went back a few hours later to get an unopened pack of cigarettes i had left there but a cop had a car of kids pulled over and in handcuffs literally right outside of the park so i just said fuck it and went home.
there you have it, a dumb story about smoking weed in a park
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: dirtyhippie] 1
#22440647 - 10/27/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How old are you?
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dirtyhippie
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: JvF]
#22440652 - 10/27/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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1 score
-------------------- "Id rather be a heroin addict and smell like heroin and crave it all day than to be a stained tie-die T-shirt wearing hippy that smells like feet and that doesn't wear socks." -Bill_Oreilly
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richkel
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22440664 - 10/27/15 03:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's stupid the way our criminal "justice" system treats harmless weed smokers.
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SirShroomsAlott
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: dirtyhippie]
#22440679 - 10/27/15 03:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I once ran from cops in a park while smoking, I was high as shit and ran into a bush, cops strolled by where I was and I guess I made a noise, the one cop said it was probably ducks.
For some reason my extremely high self thought if I made a quack noise it would reassure them they were right about the ducks, needless to say I ended up having to run again
I escaped but lost my bowl and grinder and probably could of been avoided if I wasn't a fucktard
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Mr. Wednesday
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22440912 - 10/27/15 04:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was smoking at a park with 2 friends last week at night in my car when some kids with strobe lights and swinging shit tweaked us out so we left to another park a few blocks away that is a lot less lowkey.
Not even 5 minutes later a cop rolls us as im hitting the bowl. luckily you can open up my back seat with a key and throw shit in the trunk. then i got huge ass subs in the trunk so even if you open the trunk you cant see behind them.
anyway we almost didnt open this earlier but we did, and as soon as we saw the flashlight out the window we threw everything we could back there.
when the cop comes up to the window and smoke is pouring out of it you kinda know ur fucked. so he has me get out of the car and for a second i think we hid everything, but immediately remember where I left the eighth i just bought. stupid me.
so when he says be honest yada yada yada i told him where it was, especially since they called in a k9 unit and when they found it id have to take it anyway since my friend is on probation.
anyway i was just respectful as shit and the cop was pretty cool about it for me being honest and shit.
so instead of arresting me and making me go to court and towing my car and shit i got super lucky and he took the weed, gave me a ticket, and let my brother come pick us up so I didnt drive.
all in all cost me about $245 including the eighth i just bought and had taken from me. still better than court.
and thats my dumb story about smoking weed at a park
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Zymosis
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
#22440929 - 10/27/15 04:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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SirShroomsAlott said: For some reason my extremely high self thought if I made a quack noise it would reassure them they were right about the ducks
lmfao now I'm going to laugh every time I hear a duck
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: Zymosis]
#22440974 - 10/27/15 04:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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One time I was with a group of friends at a park at night. We're sitting in a circle in the empty parking lot just chilling out after passing a blunt. Me and my friend baked as fuck talking about physics (I was in high school at the time), a couple of the others playing game boy, and the rest playing Magic the Gathering. A cop rolls into the lot and just sees a bunch of nerds lol and says something like "I thought nothing good would come of kids out this late, but I see you're no trouble makers. By the way, did you see anyone else here? It smells like pot." We're all like "no sir, but if we see anyone we'll be sure to call the police."
Then he continues to walk around the park with a flashlight looking for the pot smokers (me and my friends trying not to laugh) before he ends up just telling us to have a good night and leaving lol
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Re: a dumb story about smoking weed in a park [Re: Zymosis]
#22441005 - 10/27/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Zymosis said:
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SirShroomsAlott said: For some reason my extremely high self thought if I made a quack noise it would reassure them they were right about the ducks
lmfao now I'm going to laugh every time I hear a duck
  
I don't know if I had too much sangria tonight but this is fuckin' gold
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Lophosaurus
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Stay out of parks at night. Especially stay out of the parks if you're doing illegal activities. Cops patrol parks very frequently.
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