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cheroxy
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Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing
#22437808 - 10/26/15 09:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had nothing even close to this on attempt 1 last February. It is B+ strain.
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LocN9ne
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: cheroxy]
#22437816 - 10/26/15 09:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Homophobic? It won't make you gay if you touch that dick you know.... nice shroom
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: LocN9ne]
#22437912 - 10/26/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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LocN9ne said: Homophobic? It won't make you gay if you touch that dick you know.... nice shroom 

Reminds me of some dude eating pizza with chopsticks or something.
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Inocuole]
#22437937 - 10/26/15 09:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah those tweezers were a bit unnecessary
Edited by Psilosoulful (10/26/15 09:49 PM)
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Psilosoulful]
#22438021 - 10/26/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i thought they were chopsticks and he was taking a pic while eating it
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LocN9ne
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: FriedEgg]
#22438037 - 10/26/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If he moved that shroom a little to the left to cover that "NI" it would totally look like it said "erect" with the mushroom dick...yessss...so close.
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: LocN9ne]
#22438052 - 10/26/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't you guys know that you shouldn't touch the mushrooms with your fingers? The fruits AND substrate get so contaminated
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: cheroxy]
#22438136 - 10/26/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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cheroxy said: I had nothing even close to this on attempt 1 last February. It is B+ strain.

Post number one.. Congratulations Thanks for sharing your B+..
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: micelio]
#22438329 - 10/26/15 11:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nice fat cock. Enjoy!
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Mad Season]
#22438389 - 10/26/15 11:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Mad Season said: Don't you guys know that you shouldn't touch the mushrooms with your fingers? The fruits AND substrate get so contaminated
Sure will, that's why you flame sterilize your hands before harvesting
Nice fruit OP, welcome to the Shroomery
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cheroxy
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: NDStepp84]
#22439588 - 10/27/15 10:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, the tweezers are from plucking it out of the bag. I don't normally hold them with anything but my hands when they are out of the bag but I was so excited I hadn't put it down yet and asked my wife to take a photo as soon as I had it out.
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: cheroxy]
#22439620 - 10/27/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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YaMoonSun
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: cheroxy]
#22439623 - 10/27/15 10:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Now eat it
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: YaMoonSun]
#22439960 - 10/27/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Inocuole
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Psilosoulful]
#22441411 - 10/27/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
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MajickMuffin
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Inocuole]
#22441428 - 10/27/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Inocuole said: You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
............i dont think thats what he meant..
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Inocuole
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: cheroxy]
#22441460 - 10/27/15 06:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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Inocuole said: You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
............i dont think thats what he meant..
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cheroxy said: Yeah, the tweezers are from plucking it out of the bag. I don't normally hold them with anything but my hands when they are out of the bag but I was so excited I hadn't put it down yet and asked my wife to take a photo as soon as I had it out.
There's undeniably a bag, and a fresh mushroom (pictured) which he took from the bag, and he says he normally uses his hands when they AREN'T in the bag, so clearly this bag plays some kind of role. Facepalm all you want, I'm just using context clues to try to help the guy, as soon as he confirms whether or not there's a potential issue.
What kinda bag is this we're talking about? I hope a temporary sort of... paper harvest bag or something, used as an intermediary between better storage/drying locations.
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Inocuole]
#22441515 - 10/27/15 06:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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NDStepp84 said:
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Mad Season said: Don't you guys know that you shouldn't touch the mushrooms with your fingers? The fruits AND substrate get so contaminated
Sure will, that's why you flame sterilize your hands before harvesting
Nice fruit OP, welcome to the Shroomery
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cheroxy said: Yeah, the tweezers are from plucking it out of the bag. I don't normally hold them with anything but my hands when they are out of the bag but I was so excited I hadn't put it down yet and asked my wife to take a photo as soon as I had it out.
I think he means from the bag that he was growing the mushrooms from, picked it directly, just then, off of the substrate. Using context clues.
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Inocuole said: You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
 
Edited by MajickMuffin (10/27/15 06:48 PM)
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Inocuole
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22441550 - 10/27/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Harvesting with tweezers is even weirder. There's still a bag that he won't touch with his hands. He could still use pointers on harvesting techniques, but you'd rather just facepalm me. I obviously misunderstood and didn't interpret the things that two other people said as being relevant to the OP's situation. Mad season heckles people all the time, how am I gonna know when it applies and when it's loosely related?
Forgive me for forgetting people still grow in bags and are afraid to touch their substrates that are sitting in open air. 
I wanted to make sure he wasn't storing them fresh in a bag first, and then I wanted to understand the tweezers, because, as I said, I thought MS and ND was kidding about that (flame sterilize your hands is an obvious joke). Just awful right?
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22441588 - 10/27/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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NDStepp84 said:
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Mad Season said: Don't you guys know that you shouldn't touch the mushrooms with your fingers? The fruits AND substrate get so contaminated
Sure will, that's why you flame sterilize your hands before harvesting
Nice fruit OP, welcome to the Shroomery
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cheroxy said: Yeah, the tweezers are from plucking it out of the bag. I don't normally hold them with anything but my hands when they are out of the bag but I was so excited I hadn't put it down yet and asked my wife to take a photo as soon as I had it out.
I think he means from the bag that he was growing the mushrooms from, picked it directly, just then, off of the substrate. Using context clues.
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Inocuole said: You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
  
maybe the bag was inside the mushroom? 
nice job OP
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: Inocuole]
#22441589 - 10/27/15 07:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Nice specimen man!
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NDStepp84
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22441701 - 10/27/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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NDStepp84 said:
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Mad Season said: Don't you guys know that you shouldn't touch the mushrooms with your fingers? The fruits AND substrate get so contaminated
Sure will, that's why you flame sterilize your hands before harvesting
Nice fruit OP, welcome to the Shroomery
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cheroxy said: Yeah, the tweezers are from plucking it out of the bag. I don't normally hold them with anything but my hands when they are out of the bag but I was so excited I hadn't put it down yet and asked my wife to take a photo as soon as I had it out.
I think he means from the bag that he was growing the mushrooms from, picked it directly, just then, off of the substrate. Using context clues.
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Inocuole said: You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
  
Lol, yeah definitely just joking around, even congratulated him on his nice mushroom and welcomed him to the Shroomery
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: NDStepp84]
#22441720 - 10/27/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was just being sarcastic because picking canopies with my hands is annoying and long enough. Couldn't imagine tweezers lol
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cheroxy
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: MajickMuffin]
#22445001 - 10/28/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MajickMuffin said:
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NDStepp84 said:
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Mad Season said: Don't you guys know that you shouldn't touch the mushrooms with your fingers? The fruits AND substrate get so contaminated
Sure will, that's why you flame sterilize your hands before harvesting
Nice fruit OP, welcome to the Shroomery
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cheroxy said: Yeah, the tweezers are from plucking it out of the bag. I don't normally hold them with anything but my hands when they are out of the bag but I was so excited I hadn't put it down yet and asked my wife to take a photo as soon as I had it out.
I think he means from the bag that he was growing the mushrooms from, picked it directly, just then, off of the substrate. Using context clues.
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Inocuole said: You put fresh mushrooms in a bag and use tweezers to remove them?
  
I grow them in Filter Patch Mycobags
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Inocuole
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Re: Had to show my massive beast on my second attempt at growing [Re: cheroxy]
#22446845 - 10/28/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah I got that, it was a magical journey going from what I thought you were doing to what you were actually doing. Still wondering about the tweezers though... gotta be kind hard to harvest with.
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