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Anonymous #1

My girlfriend wants a baby
    #22436441 - 10/26/15 03:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So a little back story, I've been with my girl for going on about 2 years now. We live together, she moved in about 4 months ago. We've never had the most solid relationship, feels like we're only together because we don't like the alternative. Pretty sure she's cheated on me before too.

So anyway, last night she dropped a bombshell on me and suggested we have a kid together. I was so shocked I didn't know what to say. I told her it's a big decision and I need some time to think on it. I really don't want to have a kid with her but it's going to be so much hassle breaking up and getting her to move out. I also don't want to miss out on all the baby making sex. The sex is the strongest part of the relationship.

I really don't know what to do. My friend told me if I soak my balls in the right temperature of water before sex then it will kill the sperm without doing any lasting damage. Sounded like bullshit so I don't really want to risk that. I was thinking about slipping her birth control pills or something until I get things sorted and can move out. I know she won't leave without kicking up a fuss so it's just easier if I'm the one to leave. The whole situation is a real shit-show. Any advice would be appreciated.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #22436457 - 10/26/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

don't do it


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22436488 - 10/26/15 03:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm:  Why stop at one, have five or six of them.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #2] * 3
    #22436498 - 10/26/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Run.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #2] * 2
    #22436514 - 10/26/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Pack all of her bags then phone up 1 of her relatives to pick up all of her shit.

change the locks on the doors and when everything's out of your place text her saying..."i have all your shit moved out of my house the locks have been changed,goodbye nice knowing you"!


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Cujllickduo]
    #22436531 - 10/26/15 03:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That actually sounds like a good idea.
But I really wanted all the sex that comes with trying for a kid.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #22436639 - 10/26/15 04:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Dont be stupid, tell her "no" and make her gtfo asap


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22436654 - 10/26/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I suggest coming inside of her.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Lucis] * 3
    #22436722 - 10/26/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sit her down, explain that you're not planning to have a baby with her in the foreseeable future and accept the consequences of your decision. It's not going to be easy, but at some point you have to call it quits if it needs be. There's also no need to get mad or anything; if a woman wants to have a baby, the best she can do is find a man who wants that too. Nobody benefits from a situation where this crucial interest doesn't align.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: koraks]
    #22436781 - 10/26/15 04:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Goddammit koraks, I remember when you used to be fun. You're gettin old, all responsible and shit


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
    #22437356 - 10/26/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why the fuck would you slip her birth control pills and shit, that's fucked up.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Sheekle]
    #22437377 - 10/26/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Speak honest words to her.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Sheekle]
    #22437525 - 10/26/15 08:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Sheekle said:
Why the fuck would you slip her birth control pills and shit, that's fucked up.



I'm fucking her anyway, I'd rather do it without condoms until I dump her.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #22437527 - 10/26/15 08:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Sheekle said:
Why the fuck would you slip her birth control pills and shit, that's fucked up.



I'm fucking her anyway, I'd rather do it without condoms until I dump her.



You deserve each other


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: djbluntmagic]
    #22437707 - 10/26/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

dude if there are days where you don't like her then you need to drop that shit
I don't even understand why couples strives for kids other then sheer boredom and tiredness of each other lol


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22438138 - 10/26/15 10:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

be honest with her. tell her you dont want kids, that whats currently going on is what you want. if she cant agree with that reassess whether you want to take the risk of having to have a kid should she get pregnant in the future.

giving a girl a substance to make her infertile should be a felony IMO, so fuck you if you actually try that, I would go out of my way to ruin somebodys life if they did that to a friend of mine. So dont be a fucking pussy douchebag, be a man, and tell her how you feel. nothing wrong with not wanting kids, just be up front about it. if shes deadset on it, fine let her find a guy who wants the same thing. if you gotta move on, so be it, part of being an adult.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: ManianFH]
    #22438174 - 10/26/15 10:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm pretty sure it's not a felony. I don't see what's wrong with it, I get unprotected sex and she gets to think we're having a kid. It's a win win. Besides, it's only for a couple of months.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22438203 - 10/26/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is how Jerry Springer shows get started.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22438260 - 10/26/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I'm pretty sure it's not a felony. I don't see what's wrong with it, I get unprotected sex and she gets to think we're having a kid. It's a win win. Besides, it's only for a couple of months.




Sure and if slipping her contraceptives fails and she gets pregnant you can always just push her down the stairs. :cookiemonster:


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22438313 - 10/26/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Pretty sure she's cheated on me before too.




How do you know she still isn't?
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Anonymous said:
last night she dropped a bombshell on me and suggested we have a kid together




She could already be pregnant.
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Anonymous said:
I really don't want to have a kid with her



That's good. It seems you may not have to worry about that.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: bloodsheen]
    #22438665 - 10/27/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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bloodsheen said:
Goddammit koraks, I remember when you used to be fun. You're gettin old, all responsible and shit



I'm still fun with girls who don't want to produce babies yet :wink:


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22439197 - 10/27/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I'm pretty sure it's not a felony. I don't see what's wrong with it, I get unprotected sex and she gets to think we're having a kid. It's a win win. Besides, it's only for a couple of months.





:trolldance:


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22439254 - 10/27/15 08:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Push her down the stairs

Put the body in a freezer

Get a new girlfriend



Also get a new friend, this one is damaged:

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Anonymous said:
My friend told me if I soak my balls in the right temperature of water before sex then it will kill the sperm without doing any lasting damage. .




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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #22439362 - 10/27/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Id say do it because you deserve each other but I cant in good conscience suggest that because the last thing our world needs is more children from dumbfucks like you.

Please get a vasectomy.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: empty space]
    #22442718 - 10/27/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

By no means have that baby. There's already too many people without all the unwanted ones


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Ezuma]
    #22442868 - 10/28/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Does nobody read the OP? I'm not going to have the kid, I just want to fuck her as much as possible before I give her the boot


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22443101 - 10/28/15 02:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well, the one thing I didn't read in the OP was your idea of slipping the pill unto her food or drinks. Apart from the fact that you're probably going to fuck it up at some point, she's bound to notice and ethically it's obviously beyond any reasonable limit. If you're entertaining thoughts like that, it's time for you to move on and enable her to have a relationship with a decent person.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22443153 - 10/28/15 02:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
So a little back story, I've been with my girl for going on about 2 years now. We live together, she moved in about 4 months ago. We've never had the most solid relationship, feels like we're only together because we don't like the alternative. Pretty sure she's cheated on me before too.

So anyway, last night she dropped a bombshell on me and suggested we have a kid together. I was so shocked I didn't know what to say. I told her it's a big decision and I need some time to think on it. I really don't want to have a kid with her but it's going to be so much hassle breaking up and getting her to move out. I also don't want to miss out on all the baby making sex. The sex is the strongest part of the relationship.

I really don't know what to do. My friend told me if I soak my balls in the right temperature of water before sex then it will kill the sperm without doing any lasting damage. Sounded like bullshit so I don't really want to risk that. I was thinking about slipping her birth control pills or something until I get things sorted and can move out. I know she won't leave without kicking up a fuss so it's just easier if I'm the one to leave. The whole situation is a real shit-show. Any advice would be appreciated.




what the fuck is wrong with people?  tell that needy girlfriend of yours she should have a husband before she has a baby.  Some idiots need something to depend on them in order to feel they are loved.  Don't get trapped with a baby. Pay attention to her cycle.  Dont have sex with her a week and a half or two after her period when she's ovulating and can conceive.  And always pull out.  Me personally I would get some VCM film strips (walmart or any drug store has them) put that on the end of your weiner before you penetrate her, its very effective and doesnt have hormones.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22443524 - 10/28/15 06:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

OP, you are fucked up in the head and you need some personal counseling to work out how to manage a relationship responsibly. I hope you're under twenty, otherwise your mentality is an example of how drugs ruin a person's mind. Quit doing drugs for at least a period of time, regardless and read a few books about nature, they'll do you some good in some way.
Learn some ethics. Drugging a girlfriend is not shroomy.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22443602 - 10/28/15 07:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Drugging a girlfriend is not shroomy.



I wish you weren't anonymous so I could give you 5 shroomies


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: koraks]
    #22443934 - 10/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Well, the one thing I didn't read in the OP was your idea of slipping the pill unto her food or drinks. Apart from the fact that you're probably going to fuck it up at some point, she's bound to notice and ethically it's obviously beyond any reasonable limit. If you're entertaining thoughts like that, it's time for you to move on and enable her to have a relationship with a decent person.



All I have to do is slip the pill into her coffee each morning, she'll never notice. It's not rocket science.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22444626 - 10/28/15 12:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Quote:

koraks said:
Well, the one thing I didn't read in the OP was your idea of slipping the pill unto her food or drinks. Apart from the fact that you're probably going to fuck it up at some point, she's bound to notice and ethically it's obviously beyond any reasonable limit. If you're entertaining thoughts like that, it's time for you to move on and enable her to have a relationship with a decent person.



All I have to do is slip the pill into her coffee each morning, she'll never notice. It's not rocket science.




I'm pretty sure it's a felony of some kind though. It's also a scumbag move. You should stop being a scumbag.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #22445702 - 10/28/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She's bound to notice. Her period will change in terms of symptoms and she'll start to think about that. Plus, like everyone has already said, it's just beyond any ethical framework. All you have to do is face the situation like an adult. It's not rocket science.


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: koraks]
    #22445744 - 10/28/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Are we 100% sure the water thing wouldn't work?


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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #22445759 - 10/28/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

to prevent viable sperm you must punch your testicles hard for 5 minutes before sex.
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22445776 - 10/28/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
If you are being serious I fear for your girlfriend and hope that you don't end up harming her physically, emotionally, or psychologically. However, I'm pretty sure this is a really terrible troll. Either way, this doesn't need to continue.


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