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koraks
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: bloodsheen]
#22438665 - 10/27/15 01:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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bloodsheen said: Goddammit koraks, I remember when you used to be fun. You're gettin old, all responsible and shit
I'm still fun with girls who don't want to produce babies yet
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yogabunny
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Anonymous said: I'm pretty sure it's not a felony. I don't see what's wrong with it, I get unprotected sex and she gets to think we're having a kid. It's a win win. Besides, it's only for a couple of months.
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Push her down the stairs
Put the body in a freezer
Get a new girlfriend
Also get a new friend, this one is damaged:
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Anonymous said: My friend told me if I soak my balls in the right temperature of water before sex then it will kill the sperm without doing any lasting damage. .
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empty space
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Patlal] 1
#22439362 - 10/27/15 09:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Id say do it because you deserve each other but I cant in good conscience suggest that because the last thing our world needs is more children from dumbfucks like you.
Please get a vasectomy.
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: empty space]
#22442718 - 10/27/15 11:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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By no means have that baby. There's already too many people without all the unwanted ones
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Anonymous #1
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Ezuma]
#22442868 - 10/28/15 12:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Does nobody read the OP? I'm not going to have the kid, I just want to fuck her as much as possible before I give her the boot
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koraks
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Well, the one thing I didn't read in the OP was your idea of slipping the pill unto her food or drinks. Apart from the fact that you're probably going to fuck it up at some point, she's bound to notice and ethically it's obviously beyond any reasonable limit. If you're entertaining thoughts like that, it's time for you to move on and enable her to have a relationship with a decent person.
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sprinkles
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Anonymous said: So a little back story, I've been with my girl for going on about 2 years now. We live together, she moved in about 4 months ago. We've never had the most solid relationship, feels like we're only together because we don't like the alternative. Pretty sure she's cheated on me before too.
So anyway, last night she dropped a bombshell on me and suggested we have a kid together. I was so shocked I didn't know what to say. I told her it's a big decision and I need some time to think on it. I really don't want to have a kid with her but it's going to be so much hassle breaking up and getting her to move out. I also don't want to miss out on all the baby making sex. The sex is the strongest part of the relationship.
I really don't know what to do. My friend told me if I soak my balls in the right temperature of water before sex then it will kill the sperm without doing any lasting damage. Sounded like bullshit so I don't really want to risk that. I was thinking about slipping her birth control pills or something until I get things sorted and can move out. I know she won't leave without kicking up a fuss so it's just easier if I'm the one to leave. The whole situation is a real shit-show. Any advice would be appreciated.
what the fuck is wrong with people? tell that needy girlfriend of yours she should have a husband before she has a baby. Some idiots need something to depend on them in order to feel they are loved. Don't get trapped with a baby. Pay attention to her cycle. Dont have sex with her a week and a half or two after her period when she's ovulating and can conceive. And always pull out. Me personally I would get some VCM film strips (walmart or any drug store has them) put that on the end of your weiner before you penetrate her, its very effective and doesnt have hormones.
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OP, you are fucked up in the head and you need some personal counseling to work out how to manage a relationship responsibly. I hope you're under twenty, otherwise your mentality is an example of how drugs ruin a person's mind. Quit doing drugs for at least a period of time, regardless and read a few books about nature, they'll do you some good in some way. Learn some ethics. Drugging a girlfriend is not shroomy.
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empty space
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Anonymous said: Drugging a girlfriend is not shroomy.
I wish you weren't anonymous so I could give you 5 shroomies
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: koraks]
#22443934 - 10/28/15 09:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koraks said: Well, the one thing I didn't read in the OP was your idea of slipping the pill unto her food or drinks. Apart from the fact that you're probably going to fuck it up at some point, she's bound to notice and ethically it's obviously beyond any reasonable limit. If you're entertaining thoughts like that, it's time for you to move on and enable her to have a relationship with a decent person.
All I have to do is slip the pill into her coffee each morning, she'll never notice. It's not rocket science.
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Mr.GuessWork
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Anonymous said:
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koraks said: Well, the one thing I didn't read in the OP was your idea of slipping the pill unto her food or drinks. Apart from the fact that you're probably going to fuck it up at some point, she's bound to notice and ethically it's obviously beyond any reasonable limit. If you're entertaining thoughts like that, it's time for you to move on and enable her to have a relationship with a decent person.
All I have to do is slip the pill into her coffee each morning, she'll never notice. It's not rocket science.
I'm pretty sure it's a felony of some kind though. It's also a scumbag move. You should stop being a scumbag.
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koraks
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#22445702 - 10/28/15 04:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She's bound to notice. Her period will change in terms of symptoms and she'll start to think about that. Plus, like everyone has already said, it's just beyond any ethical framework. All you have to do is face the situation like an adult. It's not rocket science.
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: koraks]
#22445744 - 10/28/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Are we 100% sure the water thing wouldn't work?
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JohnnieYen
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Re: My girlfriend wants a baby [Re: Anonymous #1] 2
#22445759 - 10/28/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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to prevent viable sperm you must punch your testicles hard for 5 minutes before sex. trust me
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yogabunny
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: If you are being serious I fear for your girlfriend and hope that you don't end up harming her physically, emotionally, or psychologically. However, I'm pretty sure this is a really terrible troll. Either way, this doesn't need to continue.
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