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Shiithead
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Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's
#22433561 - 10/25/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Lucis
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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Shiithead]
#22433773 - 10/25/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This thread went no where in 2015.
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Konyap

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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Lucis]
#22433860 - 10/25/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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jesus was a Pussy
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Ellis Dee
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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Konyap] 1
#22434089 - 10/25/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konyap said: jesus was a Pussy
He had the courage to knowingly die for your sins and to walk barefoot into hell. He could also heal people and command the weather. He was even tougher than Harry Potter.
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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Ellis Dee]
#22434972 - 10/26/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can only fool some of the people some of the time. And that's enough
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theonlysun81
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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Asante]
#22435032 - 10/26/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I totally would have went with that question. That shit is hilarious.
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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: theonlysun81] 2
#22435114 - 10/26/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd have informed him that the lee harvey oswald plot was simply a ploy to murder oswald so he couldnt rat out the CIA who knew Jesus was imortal and could only be killed through beheading, that he and many like him roam the earth in search of each other so they can have epic battles to the death which of course results in one or more losing their heads and the survivors drawing the power of the slain through a process called the Quickening and after the last battle the champion will know the secrets of the universe including how to give us all everlasting life
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