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InvisibleShiithead
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Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's
    #22433561 - 10/25/15 08:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Shiithead]
    #22433773 - 10/25/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This thread went no where in 2015.


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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Lucis]
    #22433860 - 10/25/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

jesus was a Pussy


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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Konyap] * 1
    #22434089 - 10/25/15 10:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Konyap said:
jesus was a Pussy



He had the courage to knowingly die for your sins and to walk barefoot into hell. He could also heal people and command the weather. He was even tougher than Harry Potter.


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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Ellis Dee]
    #22434972 - 10/26/15 07:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You can only fool some of the people some of the time. And that's enough :cookiemonster:


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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: Asante]
    #22435032 - 10/26/15 08:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I totally would have went with that question. That shit is hilarious.


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Re: Jesus Was Shot by Lee Harvey Oswald in the 1300's [Re: theonlysun81] * 2
    #22435114 - 10/26/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'd have informed him that the lee harvey oswald plot was simply a ploy to murder
oswald so he couldnt rat out the CIA who knew Jesus was imortal and could only be
killed through beheading, that he and many like him roam the earth in search of
each other so they can have epic battles to the death which of course results in
one or more losing their heads and the survivors drawing the power of the slain
through a process called the Quickening and after the last battle the champion will
know the secrets of the universe including how to give us all everlasting life


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