This happened to me about four months ago, so it's going off memory and recounts from my wife. I took 2gs of gold caps, it was my first time doing shrooms in about nine years.
1900 - Eat mushrooms straight up, mixed with m&ms to make it easier, still incredibly hard to eat and almost puked.
1945 - Start to feel some of the body effects, feeling good, very much anticipating the high
1955 - I am looking at the posters in my room, I have a Tomb Raider poster on my roof, and I notice Lara Craft suddenly has three heads, which makes me giggle quite a bit. The visuals in the entire room get crazy, as all the posters in my room begin to morph and have extensive color, the body high feels amazing, and I cannot stop laughing at a picture of the new Pokemon 'Hoopa'.
2010 - I am really feeling it as I crawl over to the tile in my basement, it has specks on it normally, and the mushrooms make them pop with color, making the color incredible, I giggle and yell about how amazing the floor is to my wife, and she laughs at me. I begin to crawl backwards up the flight of stairs, I don't get very far crawling like the girl from the exorcist.
2040 - I finally make it to the base of the stairs and notice a light above me, there is no light there and it is freaking me out a little, I start to get glimpses of the Pokemon 'Darkrai' hovering over my head, I thought it was the coolest thing in the world. I try and tell my wife about it, but keep getting interrupted by my own thoughts, and cannot continue the sentence.
2110 - I make it to the top of the stairs and am suddenly confronted by what I think is an Ogre sitting on my fridge (I later find out it was just a green bubble maker machine), and he was illuminated by a light, I decide I have to ask for permission to come up stairs. My wife helps me get past Goblin and I notice a bird sitting on a blade of my fan, I talk to the bird for about what I perceive as twenty minutes, he tells me about myself, secrets of life, among other things. My wife said I was standing in the hallway mumbling to myself, and staring at a piece of broken off piece of streamer that we had put up for a birthday party the other day.
2130 - I go into the kitchen after my wife kindly turns on the light, I notice a pot in the kitchen and dip my hand inside it to see what it is, turns out it was old spaghetti sauce, it feels like the most amazing thing in the world, and I notice I forgot I had hands, the mushiness was so incredible and I began rubbing it all over my body. I cannot describe how amazing the sauce felt to me, but it was one of the most incredible feelings on earth. After i had rubbed my shirtless body down, I begin to feel hot and sweaty, so naturally, my logic is to get a glass of water and pour it all over me. After I am soaking wet, I decide to put on a pair of sunglasses, and this was the single most impressive visual of the trip, when I put them on, it looked to me like I had just put on normal glasses, it was as bright as when I had them off, and the visuals in the room just became more popping. I grab a piece of plastic and rub some spaghetti sauce on it, calling it a shark apparently, I place myself inside of a small pantry closet with the shark and close the door, wife said I was mumbling to myself some more.
2140 - I burst out of the pantry closet, and demand paper, my wife brings me some, and I grab the picture of myself and my wife together, bringing it with me to my computer desk. I begin writing nonsensical things about cats, drawing some pretty incredible abstract cat and Pokemon art, this lasted quite a bit, I made quite the mess out of that whole area.
Midnight - I am sweating like crazy, and decide to go hang out on the floor and play with my kids letter blocks, making words that make no sense and giggling like crazy at them. I take off all my clothes and begin to roll around on the floor in the ecstasy of my still very present body high. I tell my wife a bunch of silly stories and conspiracy theories for over an hour and am strongly enjoying the trip.
0130: I start exploring the house some more, my bathroom looked like a majestic garden, I grab a pillow and name it Taloola, she was there to help me proceed into the bathroom, we go in there and all the colors are incredibly amazing. I take Taloola out back into the living room, where I talk to a rabbit for a bit (an easter ornament rabbit, still have it chilling in my kitchen for later), and lay back down, talking to my pillow and wife for a little bit.
0200 - Decide to head back downstairs, the trip is calming down, and I start to have some pretty deep thinking for the rest of the trip, self discovery, advice on my life, etc. This lasts for the rest of the trip down in the room with all the posters, staring at them while thinking.
Overall this was an incredible trip, and I have not been able to quite replicate it. It was eye opening and incredibly fun.
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