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What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ?
#22432914 - 10/25/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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proper length measurement is to take a ruler and press it down as much as you can into the pubic bone, and measure to the top of your cock facing you...
there is debate about what is proper for girth, but it seems universally accepted to measure it at the middle: Take measuring tape, and take the circumference of the halfway point, with no air pockets.
i myself am exactly 7.1 inches (18.1 cm) long, and 5.39 inches (13.7 cm) around
so what length and girth could you without a doubt say would be in the "big" threshold...we all know 10 inches long and 7 around would be big, i want to know what will QUALIFY as big
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22432945 - 10/25/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're fine.
You shouldn't stress over such things, focus on being a good lover, a real lady wants a man who knows how to use their cock, not some huge piece of meat which can't do a damn thing.
I have heard many ladies say guys with larger members are shittier at sex because they just assume that having a huge penis is all a lady wants, talk about childish.
See my post here for more ramblings on cock.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Lucis]
#22433009 - 10/25/15 05:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i know about the overall package and whatever. i know i'm not small, i'm not worried about that or anything..i just want to know what people consider to be a big cock. i hear anything over 6, 7, 8...8 seems to be a golden number, but i'd like to know for sure, and then girth...which is most important but trickier to get an idea for.
at the end of the day, i'm satisfied with what i got (i'd like to be a little bigger, no more than 8x6) but still, i'd like an answer lmao
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22433076 - 10/25/15 06:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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some girls might think 8X6 is to big, some girls might really like that size.
this topic is completely subjective, there really is no definitive answer.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Lucis]
#22433089 - 10/25/15 06:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol, well thanks for the input man
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22434294 - 10/25/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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hah, i have no idea what my circumference is
you measure that with a string i'm guessing o.O
and yeah, there are girls and *cough* guys who are size queens
ime, they are pretty few and far between
unless you are like... micropenis or goatse sized, then you might wanna chat with them first
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: micro] 1
#22435074 - 10/26/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't care really. there's nothing I can do about my dick size. So if it's an issue for the woman, I'll just dump her and move on. I don't need that kind blow to my ego you know?
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Patlal]
#22435283 - 10/26/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22435508 - 10/26/15 11:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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About 4 inches less than me on both girth and length qualifies as big. My indian name is 'Man with whale dick' and my nickname in school was Twat Terminator
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Distorted Vision]
#22436238 - 10/26/15 02:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Distorted Vision] 1
#22436471 - 10/26/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Distorted Vision said: About 4 inches less than me on both girth and length qualifies as big. My indian name is 'Man with whale dick' and my nickname in school was Twat Terminator

i am known as the clit commander, and the cervix smasher...but you can call me night,hawk...
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] 1
#22436646 - 10/26/15 04:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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several feet should be enough.
if you don't break a meter in length and a pro football in girth, don't bother.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Lucis] 3
#22438530 - 10/27/15 12:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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op measures from asshole to tip
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Anonymous #1]
#22439250 - 10/27/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: op measures from asshole to tip
Its the only way...
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Patlal]
#22442235 - 10/27/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I cant remember how long it was but some dudes dick was so long, it actually ruined his life. He could barely contain it in his pants, and sex basically didn't work for him because he could barely get it all the way into the girl. I thought that was sad, but mildly hilarious. The worlds biggest cock actually ruined some dudes life. Who'd guess.
Big dicks are overrated. Anything over 8 is actually shitty in the long run. The vagina of most girls don't even run that deep. I'd say anywhere between 6 and 7 is prime.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: OliverJames]
#22456295 - 10/31/15 01:01 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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tis better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it...
that being said, with attention to angles, foreplay, (hopefully a decently tilted cervix) women can take more than 8...hell, on average, they could probably take 9/10.
the ideal seems to be up to 8 though, 6.5-8 seems ideal for MOST women. some like it smaller, and then you got size queens of course, but they aren't worthwhile girls.
after a bit more research, the sweet spot for girth is 5.25-6. Anything over 6 is excess, unless, of course...size queens (or loose pussies, kegel game NOT on point)
after getting fucked today (and waiting for the temporary ban to lift ) i looked at my dick pic (which i measured with a tape measure that's bent funny and fucked up), and tried with a ruler stick pressed in to get my length again..it appears that i either grew, or didn't get a good measurement, but i'm assuming it isn't the later, cuz i checked my girth and that went up (i'm doing exercises mind you)
now i'm 7.25 x 5.5, and plan on continuing until i hit 8 x 6, really aiming for that 6 girth though more than anything. I've i never yanked on myself and tried stretching it out over the last few years/recent exercises... i probably would've been 6-6.5 x under 5-5
porn, my awkward maturing phase, and thoughts about being big enough down there in general had more of an impact in my life and confidence than i'd like to admit when i was younger.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22458504 - 10/31/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I don't know if exercises actually do anything man. I was born with the size you currently own. 7.5 and 5.5. I'll be real, I've had a girl that's been around try to blow me and began choking saying I have too much dick. And I tore the remaining part of her hymen. She even had a couple fuck buddies and was on Tinder so I feel like that was a pretty good compliment of her.
My ex used to say my dick was the perfect size, which judging from how much she'd cum and convulse, I'd say was pretty true.
Point me in the direction of making that 8 x 6 though. If you grew an inch I'm sure I could even hit closer to 9 and 6.5
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Atrium]
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#22459364 - 10/31/15 09:01 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anonymous said: This'll probably help clear things up:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/16/penis-size-preference-cha_n_107433.html
not that i'm john holmes or anything...but based on experience, an unbiased answers, and looking at dildo preferences (I did RESEARCH lol)...those girth "ideals" look like bullshit, if this is supposed to represent some kind of average..and we all know women suck at taking measurements lol.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22460337 - 11/01/15 01:23 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The average girth of a popular dildo is a good point. After coming across that chart I did some back-reading of the work of its author. It's very interesting, but a lot to read:
http://www.penissizedebate.com/contents.htm
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#22462152 - 11/01/15 12:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I guess I fall under a pretty good size basically by all counts. But I just look at it and 7" and 5.5" just don't seem impressive or special.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Atrium]
#22462613 - 11/01/15 02:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I always found it amusing when guys get hung up on their cocksize. Wielding some 12 by 9 leviathan isn't gonna give any anyone earth shaking orgasms alone, and it definitely isn't any measure of your worth as a man. I'm sure there's plenty of other things you could rather then whine about not being huge like some juvinile.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22469330 - 11/03/15 02:06 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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don't go by dildo sizes. seriously.
i went into mr. s one time and almost cried i was so fucking terrified :V
not really, but damn... i was looking at the smallest shit and was wondering if i could even take it, myself
dildos are not my thing
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: micro]
#22521037 - 11/14/15 03:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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They did a study and almost every guy inflates his dick size so rightfully on the internet I wouldn't take anyones word on dick size. The average isn't really big. 6" is around normal and anything passed 7" is prob above average.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#22521388 - 11/14/15 08:32 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Anything bigger than 6" I consider uncomfortably large. I actually feel sorry for guys with big ones, because it's harder to get their partner to deepthroat them. Unless they are very talented, lol. It just seems like a lot of work.
There are more important things to focus on besides length. Very few girls get off on penetration alone. If your partner is a guy, you don't even need a long one to reach his g-spot. As long as your partner shows you how to press their buttons, it doesn't matter how long or short your schlong is.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Cherub]
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For me, it's more about girth than it is about length. I can do up to 7-8 inches and have done so in the past just fine. It's the girth that causes pain for me. I can't do extremely fat dicks. I've had a couple that were the thickness of a soda can, I say no thank you to that.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Crystal G]
#22548847 - 11/19/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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for you insecure guys, some good info here.
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#22551468 - 11/20/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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If she tells you you are too small tell her it works both ways.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Still_tripping] 2
#22557776 - 11/21/15 10:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The thought occurred to me one day that average cocks are made for average size vaginas. That's the day I quit worrying about size.
If you're worried about having too small of a dick, learn to eat pussy like a pro. Problem solved.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: 36fuckin5]
#22801488 - 01/19/16 10:15 PM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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Mine is 7 inches.........from the ground.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: wesley90]
#22802484 - 01/20/16 09:30 AM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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wesley90 said: Mine is 7 inches.........from the ground.
Lol, you;re a midget.
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Patlal]
#22802870 - 01/20/16 11:26 AM (8 years, 11 days ago) |
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Patlal said:
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wesley90 said: Mine is 7 inches.........from the ground.
Lol, you;re a midget.
Even as a midget, 7 inches............from the ground, is ginormous. BUT, I'm 6' 1", so holla atcha boy ladies. lol
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: wesley90]
#22806064 - 01/21/16 04:28 AM (8 years, 10 days ago) |
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wesley90 said:
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Patlal said:
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wesley90 said: Mine is 7 inches.........from the ground.
Lol, you;re a midget.
Even as a midget, 7 inches............from the ground, is ginormous. BUT, I'm 6' 1", so holla atcha boy ladies. lol
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Still_tripping]
#22806137 - 01/21/16 05:52 AM (8 years, 10 days ago) |
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I doubt mine would qualify.
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