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Offlinepurelycontradictin
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What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? *DELETED* *DELETED*
    #22432872 - 10/25/15 05:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 2
    #22432877 - 10/25/15 05:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

3 and a quarter. Give her something to take home with her. :wink:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432887 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lol...okay, now how about some serious answers


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22432889 - 10/25/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yo man if you posted this in the correct forum you may get more serious ansers and less trolls...


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 2
    #22432892 - 10/25/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

nobody with an IQ over 80 or an age over 16 cares about that


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Sheekle]
    #22432905 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i'm starting to notice this was a mistake lol. where would be the best place?


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 10
    #22432912 - 10/25/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

An elementary school's bulletin board.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432928 - 10/25/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

how the fuck do i delete an entire thread


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 8
    #22432940 - 10/25/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You can't. :laugh:


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Hebrews 11:3
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 2
    #22432942 - 10/25/15 05:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

dick pix or fail thread


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22432946 - 10/25/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Idk I'm like 5.5 somtimes six and about 1.25 to 1.5 in thickness so I'd consider that big just to make my ego pumped up a bit.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432979 - 10/25/15 05:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

purelycontradictin said:
how the fuck do i delete an entire thread



Quote:

Shiithead said:
You can't. :laugh:




Isn't it magical!:vinsue:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432981 - 10/25/15 05:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's subjective to whoever you're putting it in
As for what science can tell





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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22432987 - 10/25/15 05:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You wouldn't make the cut.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy]
    #22433000 - 10/25/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm like 6.5 inches long and 5.5 inches thick do Idk lol


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433019 - 10/25/15 05:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

impatientguy said:
Quote:

purelycontradictin said:
how the fuck do i delete an entire thread



Quote:

Shiithead said:
You can't. :laugh:




Isn't it magical!:vinsue:




LOL


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22433100 - 10/25/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I'm like 6.5 inches long and 5.5 inches thick do Idk lol





What do you guys mean thick? Lol I mean like if I stabbed a needle throught the thickest part of my dick there would be 1.5 in to 1.75 in of the needle hidden.


Like how can you be more than a couple inches thick? That would be wierd.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433113 - 10/25/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

5.5 inches means circumference

Thickness would be the diamater, which is the circumference divided by 3.14


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433116 - 10/25/15 06:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I meant around lol


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: blackhawk]
    #22433120 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

despite the trolls..i'm willing to put my dick picture up here for educational purposes
:wellhellothere:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22433123 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You'd never get a woman with a schlong half a foot thick lol


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22433124 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ahh I see now it makes some sense hahaha


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] * 1
    #22433143 - 10/25/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Idk I'm like 5.5 somtimes six






me too... across the head


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433151 - 10/25/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

When I was younger I took some string and wrapped it around the circumference of my shaft.  Then I just marked it and laid it flat to measure it.

Every girl has different preferences though.  Also I don't think 5 inch is average because I know this is the internet but everybody always says theirs is over that by a good margin and nobody ever says theirs is below average.  I think that is the world average and caucasians may have a slightly longer average.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #22433162 - 10/25/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)




mine


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #22433166 - 10/25/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So so sorry
I couldn't hear you over you huge gargantuan American penis


My penis... so so small.  :japsmile:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] * 2
    #22433178 - 10/25/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You just had to didn't you purelycont


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 1
    #22433187 - 10/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you have an ugly dick, dude


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22433190 - 10/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
you have an ugly dick, dude





your mom has an uglier face
:gombypls:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433194 - 10/25/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

bitch you didn't


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy]
    #22433197 - 10/25/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433200 - 10/25/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

actually she has a very lovely face, but her and i would disagree about my penis looking ugly


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433208 - 10/25/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why did you even make this thread?


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: TioWWW999]
    #22433217 - 10/25/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Obviously to post a pic of his

: dickpic:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: TioWWW999]
    #22433221 - 10/25/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Because I wanted to trick you all into looking at my DICK:kingcrankey:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433231 - 10/25/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well you succeeded ya sick fuck
Hahahaha

I didn't like it though TBH:kelsoburn:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433242 - 10/25/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

maybe i wanted you to not like it :awedancexmas:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433243 - 10/25/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] * 5
    #22433248 - 10/25/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

impatientguy said:
Lol I mean like if I stabbed a needle throught the thickest part of my dick there would be 1.5 in to 1.75 in of the needle hidden.




:awwhellno:

Well that's a strange choice of an illustrative example.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: psi]
    #22433300 - 10/25/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I can't believe koods hasn't seen this thread yet


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy] * 6
    #22433311 - 10/25/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: psi]
    #22433342 - 10/25/15 07:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

psi said:
Quote:

impatientguy said:
Lol I mean like if I stabbed a needle throught the thickest part of my dick there would be 1.5 in to 1.75 in of the needle hidden.




:awwhellno:

Well that's a strange choice of an illustrative example.





Haha it was very easy to follow so I used it:mypleasure:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433917 - 10/25/15 09:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i think those penis graphs are fucked up
i remember them saying women can't even tell the difference between 5 and 7 inches without a ruler


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Konyap]
    #22433950 - 10/25/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i thought that too, but the length ideals seemed plausible...now the girth preferences on the other hand...not even saying this because i don't fall into the "ideal" categories, but i think they're bullshit.

not even 5% of women would go around taking some dude's girth measurement, let alone comparing it in her mind with what she likes...i  imagine dildos would be a good way for them to gauge a preference, but the survey seems fishy...

it's almost like it's a troll, or made up somewhere, it doesn't seem like it incorporates many (if at all) girls who have an average preference, or even small. Like it consists of 70% size queens.

I don't even care, because my experiences are great (though  i had one complain  about hurting too much and made it awkward)...but the "survey" doesn't seem that realistic IMO.
I wouldn't want anything over 8 inches long, or 6 inches thick...but i'm a little dodgy on what girth i should aim for. 5.5 no doubt (ill be there in months i'm sure), but i'm not sure if 6 would be better or not...(with lube, arousal, and care)


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433985 - 10/25/15 10:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

your dick could be fucking huge
and at the end of the day her clit is on the outside
and her sensitive spot like a few inches deep

doesn't really matter lol unless you like easy doggy style


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Konyap]
    #22434138 - 10/25/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

posted his mong dick in shroomery ladies thread :kingcrankey: :ban:

o just woke up, go to check out ladies and theres some cock there :mad2:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #22434670 - 10/26/15 04:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Your idea of "going to check out ladies" is viewing a thread on the internet?


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Webster10]
    #22434707 - 10/26/15 05:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:foreveralone: STFU webster at least I wasn't checkin out that cock like u


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns] * 2
    #22434736 - 10/26/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Y'all are gay for posting in this thread.

Oh wait...


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22434756 - 10/26/15 05:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

purelycontradictin said:



mine




How many inches is that fucking thing? :eek: :lol:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22436043 - 10/26/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

looks like 7.5 by 5.5


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Konyap]
    #22436044 - 10/26/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

give or take


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Konyap]
    #22436374 - 10/26/15 03:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

pretty close, i'm actually just 7 (probably a little bigger now), and i'm a little less than 5.5 (13.7cm to be exact)


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22436409 - 10/26/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Are you trying to hawk penis pills?


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22437351 - 10/26/15 07:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

mines bigger than that puny thing

I thought it was avarge but judging by the response here i spose not

just so you know though, you ain't special

we all got one so why you posting it in all these threads here and making multiple accounts?


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22437363 - 10/26/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

pics or it didn't happen


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22437373 - 10/26/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Im not gay and don't feel any need to post it on websites

OP just annoyed me by posting it in multiple threads here, not what you wanna see when yous having morning coffee.

I click a "ladies" thread and hes anon posted his cock again :mad:  why would anyone do that

He even made a puppet acc, prolly so he can post more wangs fuckin weirdo


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #22437383 - 10/26/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

its okay to be insecure about your dick man


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #22437408 - 10/26/15 07:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

nice1returns said:
Im not gay and don't feel any need to post it on websites

OP just annoyed me by posting it in multiple threads here, not what you wanna see when yous having morning coffee.

I click a "ladies" thread and hes anon posted his cock again :mad:  why would anyone do that

He even made a puppet acc, prolly so he can post more wangs fuckin weirdo






bro...it's okay...you have a small penis. lots of people do, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. embrace it :tripping:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 1
    #22437414 - 10/26/15 07:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I love how he's like yeah mine is way bigger than his!! :mad2:

Then says he isn't gay and wont post a picture... Even though he clicked on a thread about pensises...


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22437431 - 10/26/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

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I love how he's like yeah mine is way bigger than his!! :mad2:

Then says he isn't gay and wont post a picture... Even though he clicked on a thread about pensises...




LOL. I thought that was suspicious too


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 1
    #22437441 - 10/26/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He's probably frantically searching through Google images right now


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22437444 - 10/26/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: It honestly is tho, just seeing wangs annoys me

OK fine I'll prove it



If you clicked that your def gay

Cant a man be annoyed about a wang in his face in the morning?  What is the world coming too?


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns]
    #22437455 - 10/26/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Im just busting your balls man :lol:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: nice1returns] * 1
    #22437459 - 10/26/15 07:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

gay or not, you have a tiny penis :awedancexmas:
if your tiny balls were bigger, you would've tried to prove us wrong


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22437605 - 10/26/15 08:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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gay or not, you have a tiny penis :awedancexmas:
if your tiny balls were bigger, you would've tried to prove us wrong



Lol don't be so damn gay.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22437674 - 10/26/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:willynilly:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22438803 - 10/27/15 03:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Big, small, average - a lonely penis is a useless one. You can have the biggest dick ever but if you don't know how to use it....


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy]
    #22438810 - 10/27/15 03:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:freshwtf:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MinnesnowtaNice]
    #22438922 - 10/27/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

so in layman's terms, the usefulness of a penis is to penetrate women and reproduce? and how would you guys look at gay men cumming (no homo), at a scientific view...

wouldn't the pleasure (reward) of having an orgasm technically be a glitch/cheat/not important?

like the reward portion of someone's sexuality was assumed to be applied towards heterosexual mating, and therefor biologically imprinted first, no matter what the outcome of someones attractions were? Or maybe to be on the safe side of a "just in case"?

i've never really thought about it until just now.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22439154 - 10/27/15 07:32 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well who cares about a dick if it's not going in anything lol

We have half an equation here


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22458468 - 10/31/15 04:39 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

besides, we all know what happens when you eat mushrooms..


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 2
    #22458474 - 10/31/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:homo:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #22458546 - 10/31/15 05:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's not the length that matters ... It's the height !

Seriously though dude ... It's not about how deep you fish.  It's how you wigggle your worm!

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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Brown Buffalo]
    #22459399 - 10/31/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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:homo:




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