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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22433123 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You'd never get a woman with a schlong half a foot thick lol


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22433124 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Ahh I see now it makes some sense hahaha


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] * 1
    #22433143 - 10/25/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

impatientguy said:
Idk I'm like 5.5 somtimes six






me too... across the head


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433151 - 10/25/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

When I was younger I took some string and wrapped it around the circumference of my shaft.  Then I just marked it and laid it flat to measure it.

Every girl has different preferences though.  Also I don't think 5 inch is average because I know this is the internet but everybody always says theirs is over that by a good margin and nobody ever says theirs is below average.  I think that is the world average and caucasians may have a slightly longer average.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Midnight_Toker]
    #22433162 - 10/25/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)




mine


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Invisibleimpatientguy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Prisoner#1] * 2
    #22433166 - 10/25/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So so sorry
I couldn't hear you over you huge gargantuan American penis


My penis... so so small.  :japsmile:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] * 2
    #22433178 - 10/25/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You just had to didn't you purelycont


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] * 1
    #22433187 - 10/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you have an ugly dick, dude


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy] * 1
    #22433190 - 10/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

i hate liz said:
you have an ugly dick, dude





your mom has an uglier face
:gombypls:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433194 - 10/25/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

bitch you didn't


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy]
    #22433197 - 10/25/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433200 - 10/25/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

actually she has a very lovely face, but her and i would disagree about my penis looking ugly


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433208 - 10/25/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Why did you even make this thread?


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Invisiblemodern.shaman
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: TioWWW999]
    #22433217 - 10/25/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Obviously to post a pic of his

: dickpic:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: TioWWW999]
    #22433221 - 10/25/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Because I wanted to trick you all into looking at my DICK:kingcrankey:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433231 - 10/25/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well you succeeded ya sick fuck
Hahahaha

I didn't like it though TBH:kelsoburn:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
    #22433242 - 10/25/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

maybe i wanted you to not like it :awedancexmas:


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
    #22433243 - 10/25/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha


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Invisiblepsi
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] * 5
    #22433248 - 10/25/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

impatientguy said:
Lol I mean like if I stabbed a needle throught the thickest part of my dick there would be 1.5 in to 1.75 in of the needle hidden.




:awwhellno:

Well that's a strange choice of an illustrative example.


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: psi]
    #22433300 - 10/25/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I can't believe koods hasn't seen this thread yet


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