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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22433123 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You'd never get a woman with a schlong half a foot thick lol
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impatientguy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22433124 - 10/25/15 06:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ahh I see now it makes some sense hahaha
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Prisoner#1
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] 1
#22433143 - 10/25/15 06:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
impatientguy said: Idk I'm like 5.5 somtimes six
me too... across the head
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Midnight_Toker
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
#22433151 - 10/25/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I was younger I took some string and wrapped it around the circumference of my shaft. Then I just marked it and laid it flat to measure it.
Every girl has different preferences though. Also I don't think 5 inch is average because I know this is the internet but everybody always says theirs is over that by a good margin and nobody ever says theirs is below average. I think that is the world average and caucasians may have a slightly longer average.
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purelycontradictin


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Midnight_Toker]
#22433162 - 10/25/15 06:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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mine
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impatientguy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#22433166 - 10/25/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So so sorry I couldn't hear you over you huge gargantuan American penis
My penis... so so small.
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] 2
#22433178 - 10/25/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You just had to didn't you purelycont
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shadyy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin] 1
#22433187 - 10/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you have an ugly dick, dude
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purelycontradictin


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy] 1
#22433190 - 10/25/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
i hate liz said: you have an ugly dick, dude
your mom has an uglier face
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shadyy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22433194 - 10/25/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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bitch you didn't
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purelycontradictin


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: shadyy]
#22433197 - 10/25/15 06:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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purelycontradictin


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22433200 - 10/25/15 06:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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actually she has a very lovely face, but her and i would disagree about my penis looking ugly
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TioWWW999



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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22433208 - 10/25/15 06:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why did you even make this thread?
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modern.shaman
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: TioWWW999]
#22433217 - 10/25/15 06:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Obviously to post a pic of his
: dickpic:
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purelycontradictin


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: TioWWW999]
#22433221 - 10/25/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because I wanted to trick you all into looking at my DICK
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impatientguy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22433231 - 10/25/15 06:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well you succeeded ya sick fuck Hahahaha
I didn't like it though TBH
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purelycontradictin


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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy]
#22433242 - 10/25/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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maybe i wanted you to not like it
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impatientguy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: purelycontradictin]
#22433243 - 10/25/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha
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psi
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: impatientguy] 5
#22433248 - 10/25/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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impatientguy said: Lol I mean like if I stabbed a needle throught the thickest part of my dick there would be 1.5 in to 1.75 in of the needle hidden.

Well that's a strange choice of an illustrative example.
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: What dick length and girth would qualify you as "big" ? [Re: psi]
#22433300 - 10/25/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't believe koods hasn't seen this thread yet
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