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InvisibleSheekle
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I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years * 2
    #22432775 - 10/25/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It's not hard to aim into the toilet

What do you think?


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #22432779 - 10/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

no-hands pissing is the way to go, so i piss in my backyard.

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22432848 - 10/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Hell yeah. Hands on your hips in that superman pose and let er rip.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Angus McAxeHandle] * 1
    #22432855 - 10/25/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

even better, jack it a little first, and double stream it.

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22432900 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Your whole family thinks you're a gross animal. Do have sisters? Lift the seat man it takes 1 second maybe less.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly] * 1
    #22432907 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe women should check the seat before sitting down on it.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432918 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

And if there's piss on it then they should clean it up? Fuck that it's your piss. Lift the seat. Common curtesy.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22432922 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Check the seat. Logic.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22432924 - 10/25/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Why should I lift the seat? Like I just said, it's extraordinarily easy to pee in the toilet without getting any on the seat. Have you ever even tried?


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22432926 - 10/25/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Not hard to aim no, but I still lift the seat if there's a lady around just to be a gent because im all classy like that.

I  also clean my own toiled which no lady uses every morning before work, it's just a habit.:shrug:


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22432930 - 10/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Yes I've tried.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22432933 - 10/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)



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Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
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Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Shiithead]
    #22433266 - 10/25/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I used to when i was a kid out of pure lazyness but unless you have a low flow toilet it will splash out onto the seat if you piss with any kind of force. And my mom used to get mad when she sat on a toilet seat covered with cold drops of pissy water so ive gotten into habit of lifting the seat now.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22433273 - 10/25/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
It's not hard to aim into the toilet

What do you think?





I think it's because of the operation

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #22433277 - 10/25/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

It is hard to miss when you piss sitting down


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: modern.shaman]
    #22433283 - 10/25/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

modern.shaman said:
It is hard to miss when you piss sitting down




This made me "lol".

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22433307 - 10/25/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Why should I lift the seat? Like I just said, it's extraordinarily easy to pee in the toilet without getting any on the seat. Have you ever even tried?





i bet you still get microscopic overspray on the seat. I know i do.

Next time u discharge, wipe the seat before and after the piss. I bet its not totally dry.

And post pics or it didnt happen :lol:


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 2
    #22433339 - 10/25/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

I don't usually pee on the seat because of poor aim, but my healthy and vigorous stream often causes little droplets of splash-back to sprinkle on the seat and surrounding area.  I will always lift the seat unless I am feeling extraordinarily lazy, and even then I will often take a piece of TP and wipe down the bowl rim afterwards to clean the little peedrops, because I am a conscientious pisser.

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22433369 - 10/25/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

yea if i ever get it on the bowl i wipe it off


i think the funniest thing is when girls sit on a toilet with the seat up that a dude left up and fall in nd blame it on the guy. pretty sure u have to be blind to not notice that the seat is up, and at least own up to it instead of closing ur eyes when u walk to the toilet or walking to it backwards so u cant see


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"I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago
"you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard
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"Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft
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Edited by Sheekle (10/25/15 07:19 PM)

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22433372 - 10/25/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe girls back into the toilet expecting you have provided for them :grin:


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