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Sheekle
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I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years 2
#22432775 - 10/25/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's not hard to aim into the toilet
What do you think?
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle] 2
#22432779 - 10/25/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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no-hands pissing is the way to go, so i piss in my backyard.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#22432848 - 10/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hell yeah. Hands on your hips in that superman pose and let er rip.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Angus McAxeHandle] 1
#22432855 - 10/25/15 05:17 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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even better, jack it a little first, and double stream it.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
#22432900 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Your whole family thinks you're a gross animal. Do have sisters? Lift the seat man it takes 1 second maybe less.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly] 1
#22432907 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe women should check the seat before sitting down on it.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Shiithead]
#22432918 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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And if there's piss on it then they should clean it up? Fuck that it's your piss. Lift the seat. Common curtesy.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22432922 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Check the seat. Logic.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22432924 - 10/25/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why should I lift the seat? Like I just said, it's extraordinarily easy to pee in the toilet without getting any on the seat. Have you ever even tried?
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
#22432926 - 10/25/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not hard to aim no, but I still lift the seat if there's a lady around just to be a gent because im all classy like that.
I also clean my own toiled which no lady uses every morning before work, it's just a habit.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
#22432930 - 10/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes I've tried.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22432933 - 10/25/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Shiithead]
#22433266 - 10/25/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I used to when i was a kid out of pure lazyness but unless you have a low flow toilet it will splash out onto the seat if you piss with any kind of force. And my mom used to get mad when she sat on a toilet seat covered with cold drops of pissy water so ive gotten into habit of lifting the seat now.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
#22433273 - 10/25/15 06:53 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: It's not hard to aim into the toilet
What do you think?
I think it's because of the operation
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22433277 - 10/25/15 06:54 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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It is hard to miss when you piss sitting down
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: modern.shaman]
#22433283 - 10/25/15 06:55 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
modern.shaman said: It is hard to miss when you piss sitting down
This made me "lol".
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
#22433307 - 10/25/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: Why should I lift the seat? Like I just said, it's extraordinarily easy to pee in the toilet without getting any on the seat. Have you ever even tried?
i bet you still get microscopic overspray on the seat. I know i do.
Next time u discharge, wipe the seat before and after the piss. I bet its not totally dry.
And post pics or it didnt happen
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 2
#22433339 - 10/25/15 07:10 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't usually pee on the seat because of poor aim, but my healthy and vigorous stream often causes little droplets of splash-back to sprinkle on the seat and surrounding area. I will always lift the seat unless I am feeling extraordinarily lazy, and even then I will often take a piece of TP and wipe down the bowl rim afterwards to clean the little peedrops, because I am a conscientious pisser.
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22433369 - 10/25/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea if i ever get it on the bowl i wipe it off
i think the funniest thing is when girls sit on a toilet with the seat up that a dude left up and fall in nd blame it on the guy. pretty sure u have to be blind to not notice that the seat is up, and at least own up to it instead of closing ur eyes when u walk to the toilet or walking to it backwards so u cant see
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Edited by Sheekle (10/25/15 07:19 PM)
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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22433372 - 10/25/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe girls back into the toilet expecting you have provided for them
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