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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Asante] * 1
    #22433383 - 10/25/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:
ohhhh peee peee babyu peeepee toilet peeep eee goin to the toilet oh peee peee toilet water peeep eeeee oooooooooohhhhh baby peeepeee  ohhohoooo goo gooo gaa gaa peee peee peee peee poooop poooooopie poooooooooopie diaper rash pooopy pooopo ppppoooooooppp





that's what it looked like when u just said that


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22433421 - 10/25/15 07:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:dumbass:


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22433445 - 10/25/15 07:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hope to lift it once in a while to clean it, other wise with splash back you got mold or something growing on the underside. Learned this the hard way. :lol:


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Anahata]
    #22433451 - 10/25/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

haha yea i learned the hard way too there's this gross shit on it but i keep peeing with it down anyway haha


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22433702 - 10/25/15 08:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

As long as u dont get micro-piss dropplets, i bet the ladies love ya for leaving the seat down :wink:


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #22433754 - 10/25/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

this thread is full of people with urine fetishes, I can sense it.:awesketch:


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22433882 - 10/25/15 09:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Why should I lift the seat? Like I just said, it's extraordinarily easy to pee in the toilet without getting any on the seat. Have you ever even tried?



You should  just sit down and crack open a book it takes you so long to pee.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: koods]
    #22433892 - 10/25/15 09:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

yeh i thought u were scared to pee ever since u pee'd yourself on acid or something


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #22433928 - 10/25/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Fennario said:
this thread is full of people with urine fetishes, I can sense it.:awesketch:



Would you rather be the seat or the bowl?


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: koods]
    #22433936 - 10/25/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
    #22434726 - 10/26/15 05:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What happens if you don't regularly lift the toilet seat:




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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22434733 - 10/26/15 05:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Convikt Kelly said:
Yes I've tried.




Hypocrite.


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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #22434740 - 10/26/15 05:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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i think the funniest thing is when girls sit on a toilet with the seat up that a dude left up and fall in nd blame it on the guy. pretty sure u have to be blind to not notice that the seat is up, and at least own up to it instead of closing ur eyes when u walk to the toilet or walking to it backwards so u cant see




I find that quite funny too, nobodies fault but their own.

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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: Sheekle]
    #22434937 - 10/26/15 07:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You didn't get my message yet?



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Re: I haven't lifted the toilet seat up in many years [Re: nice1returns]
    #22435038 - 10/26/15 08:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha.

The worst way to find your toliet seat up.

"Sorry bro" :lol:


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