Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]
OfflineShroomslip
Architekt
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 4 hours, 18 minutes
Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? * 6
    #22429473 - 10/24/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If so, the cops say you're welcome to come claim the package.

Quote:

HAZLET, NJ --
Police in a New Jersey town are asking the person who was expecting 50 pounds of marijuana in the mail to come claim the package.

The pot was delivered to a home in Hazlet. The homeowner called police, because it was addressed to someone who did not live at the residence.

Police say they were trying to figure out how to find the person when they opened the packages and discovered the marijuana in sealed bags. Police say the person is more than welcome to come to police headquarters to claim them.

In the meantime, officers are trying to find the shipper and intended recipient.



http://abc13.com/news/police-hey-weve-got-your-50-pounds-of-pot/1049830/

I'm sure they only want to make sure it gets into the right hands, don't be afraid.


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 24 minutes, 5 seconds
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Shroomslip] * 5
    #22429484 - 10/24/15 09:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Did they not break federal law by opening the package?


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerackem
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/27/09
Posts: 14,024
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22429488 - 10/24/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i wont be suprised when some jackass totally unrelated to the deal goes and tries to claim it


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineShroomslip
Architekt
I'm a teapot User Gallery


Registered: 11/25/12
Posts: 23,651
Last seen: 4 hours, 18 minutes
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: twighead] * 2
    #22429500 - 10/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Did they not break federal law by opening the package?



I couldn't tell you.

Maybe they smelled it? I dunno why a home owner would call police for receiving a package not addressed to them.. :lol: Unless they had reason to believe it was drugs to begin with.
911, what is your emergency?
"You've gotta help us. The mailman just delivered a package and our name isn't on it!"


--------------------
With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisibleimpatientguy
Ganjalf a very mighty lab wizard
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/26/14
Posts: 5,054
Loc: USA
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22429537 - 10/24/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Must've reeked :shrug:


--------------------
Super clean spore printing method: https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5276177



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 24 minutes, 5 seconds
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: impatientguy] * 3
    #22429551 - 10/24/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'd be surprised if it did. People who send 50lbs of weed in the mail are more than likely going to know how to correctly seal/clean the bags so that there is almost no way of detecting it. I think it was a fuck up on the part of the receiver more than anything. Seeing as they had it sent to the wrong place :lol: Must have thought he could nab it before they did? Lawl.


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblevinsue
Grand Old Fart
Male User Gallery


Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 17,953
Loc: The Garden State(NJ) Flag
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22429697 - 10/24/15 09:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yea, my bad.:blush:
I'll pick that up in the morning.



Hazlet's actually not too far from me.
:happyweed: . . . :peace:


--------------------

"All mushrooms are edible; but some only once." Croatian proverb. BTW ...
  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisiblerackem
Male User Gallery


Registered: 11/27/09
Posts: 14,024
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: vinsue]
    #22429705 - 10/24/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

you should probably camp out there tonight.
to you know, make sure it doesnt go far.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
Curious Cat
Male


Registered: 06/29/12
Posts: 3,538
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: vinsue] * 1
    #22429708 - 10/24/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's where the fuck all MY shit went??


--------------------
On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineLucisM
Nutritional Yeast

Registered: 03/28/15
Posts: 15,622
Last seen: 1 month, 29 days
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Shroomslip] * 1
    #22429715 - 10/24/15 09:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That's a lot of weed to be shipping USPS.


--------------------
©️


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
Curious Cat
Male


Registered: 06/29/12
Posts: 3,538
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Lucis] * 1
    #22429727 - 10/24/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

And yes, I'm sure it was able to be smelled. That being true would make this story make sense


--------------------
On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Shroomslip] * 2
    #22429730 - 10/24/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Does anyone else wanna slap the shit out of this owner?

I'd get down on my knees and thank the universe if someone sent me 50 pounds of weed


Smh  :gocrythen:

Why can't i be this lucky?


--------------------


Edited by RanOutOfWeed (10/24/15 10:00 PM)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 24 minutes, 5 seconds
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: Lucis]
    #22429734 - 10/24/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Fennario said:
That's a lot of weed to be shipping USPS.



A pretty huge amount gets sent out postal nowadays... I would expect that it is statistically much safer than driving, as well as cheaper often.


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 24 minutes, 5 seconds
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22429741 - 10/24/15 10:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

RanOutOfWeed said:
Does anyone else wanna slap the shit out of this owner?

I'd get down on my knees and thank the universe if someone sent me 50 pounds of weed



:lol:

Well I guess they didn't open it before they panicked and called police...

But word.


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineRanOutOfWeed
Sleepy
 User Gallery


Registered: 12/29/13
Posts: 2,975
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: twighead]
    #22429749 - 10/24/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Who calls police cuz you got the wrong package?

Had to be an old white lady. I bet money on it


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 24 minutes, 5 seconds
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22429755 - 10/24/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I once had a couple 12" cacti cuttings end up at the wrong address, girl already had it potted and in her window by the time I got her to answer the door :rofl:


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
Curious Cat
Male


Registered: 06/29/12
Posts: 3,538
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: twighead]
    #22429757 - 10/24/15 10:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I understand completely why they would b freak about it and call the police. I sure the FUCK wouldn't but I understand their perspective y'know


--------------------
On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible404
error
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/20/10
Posts: 14,539
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: RanOutOfWeed] * 2
    #22430289 - 10/25/15 01:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i bet you do wish it was you, because then... you wont ever run out of weed again

:rimshot:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinetwighead
mͯó
I'm a teapot


Registered: 08/27/08
Posts: 29,560
Loc: Glenn Gould's Fuck Windmill Flag
Last seen: 24 minutes, 5 seconds
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: 404]
    #22430322 - 10/25/15 01:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:


--------------------
¿Check out some art m8?



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Invisible404
error
 User Gallery

Registered: 08/20/10
Posts: 14,539
Re: Did your 50 pounds of weed not arrive as expected? [Re: twighead]
    #22430332 - 10/25/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
I once had a couple 12" cacti cuttings end up at the wrong address, girl already had it potted and in her window by the time I got her to answer the door :rofl:




did you let her keep one? that would have been sweet


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1 | 2 | Next >  [ show all ]

Shop: Kraken Kratom Red Vein Kratom   Original Sensible Seeds Autoflowering Cannabis Seeds, Bulk Cannabis Seeds


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* made so much selling weed tonight
( 1 2 all )
rvd3201 2,521 21 08/17/04 10:46 PM
by
* Tripping on weed
( 1 2 all )
Rob_K 5,839 23 05/20/03 04:49 AM
by kykeon
* Plain Bloody Stupid anti-weed propoganda mr_kite 1,002 4 06/27/03 02:57 PM
by Learyfan
* I want to smoke a weed really bad eve69 1,801 7 11/09/03 02:27 AM
by LiquidSmoke
* Whats so great about weed????
( 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 all )
I2ancid 18,561 164 11/06/13 10:45 AM
by Almond Flour
* busted: 8 lbs weed 5 lbs mushies
( 1 2 3 all )
Anonymous 3,498 41 08/27/04 12:40 PM
by Fyre
* shroomz grow on weed?
( 1 2 all )
twigz 4,286 23 03/23/04 02:19 AM
by Dankman
* 50$ bucks for a book bag.
( 1 2 all )
neuro 2,794 23 09/15/04 07:13 PM
by debianlinux

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Entire Staff
1,922 topic views. 5 members, 59 guests and 48 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.006 seconds on 16 queries.