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Anonymous #1

What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option.
    #22427532 - 10/24/15 02:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Is anyone here a cop LOL?
How did/do you like it?
Is the money good?
Is the company good or do other cops annoy you? I always figured I could be a cop but I'd get sick of hanging out with cops...
Did you feel like your job was noble?
Was it always crazy hours?
How much paper work is involved on average?
Do I wanna be a cop?


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Anonymous #2

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22429315 - 10/24/15 08:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Do you want to be in a click with only cops?
I'm no pig but know quite a few and shortly after becoming low lifes they all, and I mean ALL change for the worse. They get a hero complex and believe that

they are above everyone because of what they do. It's for some people but not most. They are in the same lines of firefighters (which is the area I am real familiar with), they just fucking have unbearable egos.

Besides all that shit, do you really want to put your life on the line for a bunch of political bullshit that isn't even real. Get shot in the face even

if you're a good cop because someone doesn't like you. Are you willing to throw it all away if your superiors tell you to do something you don't agree with?


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Anonymous #3

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #22435059 - 10/26/15 08:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I would join a gang with a better retirement plan


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Anonymous #4

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #3] * 2
    #22437632 - 10/26/15 08:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

where i live you can't even be hired unless you're stupid


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Anonymous #5

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22437642 - 10/26/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I think that applies to the US


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Anonymous #6

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22442433 - 10/27/15 09:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
I would join a gang with a better retirement plan





Cops have shit retirement plans.


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Anonymous #7

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #6] * 2
    #22456292 - 10/31/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Don't do it man. Do you really wanna serve a system that's so backwards to the true needs of the human species?

Paramedic/Fireman = Hero
Cop = Executive Agent of Babylon (Rastafarian definition)


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Anonymous #4

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #22456354 - 10/31/15 01:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They're just afraid he has armor


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Anonymous #8

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #4] * 4
    #22465862 - 11/02/15 09:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

fuck the police including you op, if you decide to sink that low in the slimey life of a slave catcher for the amikkkan police state and private for profit prison industrial complex. cops in amerikkka don't even stop crimes, they cause them and if a real crime happens they come to clean up not protect or serve anybody. Fuck police


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Anonymous #9

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
    #22467109 - 11/02/15 03:35 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
fuck the police including you op, if you decide to sink that low in the slimey life of a slave catcher for the amikkkan police state and private for profit prison industrial complex. cops in amerikkka don't even stop crimes, they cause them and if a real crime happens they come to clean up not protect or serve anybody. Fuck police




you sound pretty angsty like a teenager

I'd much rather have a shroomerite cop bust me for weed and let me go than some redneck dickhead who'd have nothing but glee for busting you for weed or whatever

Not all cops are bad and we all know most people don't got the balls to fight crime


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Anonymous #10

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #22469284 - 11/03/15 01:40 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
fuck the police including you op, if you decide to sink that low in the slimey life of a slave catcher for the amikkkan police state and private for profit prison industrial complex. cops in amerikkka don't even stop crimes, they cause them and if a real crime happens they come to clean up not protect or serve anybody. Fuck police




you sound pretty angsty like a teenager

I'd much rather have a shroomerite cop bust me for weed and let me go than some redneck dickhead who'd have nothing but glee for busting you for weed or whatever

Not all cops are bad and we all know most people don't got the balls to fight crime




I agree.  There's nothing shameful about it, with the possible exception of ending up as a narco or in traffic enforcement BS.  I have considered this career option as well, but I think it might be depressing to have to hide myself to the degree necessary and have to hang around a bunch of power tripping assholes.  Maybe you can find a good niche of cops to hang with in a metro PD or sheriff, but if it's a small PD with nothing to do, there may not be enough diversity/real work.


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Anonymous #11

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #22469720 - 11/03/15 06:46 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd join and be a bad cop, but I'd probably not get promoted and end up in the shittiest place in the hood.


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Anonymous #6

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #22479135 - 11/05/15 12:34 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
I'd join and be a bad cop, but I'd probably not get promoted and end up in the shittiest place in the hood.





Define a bad cop. 


You'd do just and snitch on your fellow cops that were robbing the public?  Or you would rob the public?


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Anonymous #12

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22479159 - 11/05/15 12:47 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My brother's a cop in Australia.

It's messy.

He had to hold a brain to stop it falling out of its skull while he "processed" a shotgun incident the other month.

Had a gun to his head once, thought it was over, developed a weird anxiety with tapping his finger after that, had to go see the psych.

They get to speeding accidents and they can't tell if it's one person in the cabin or two... the bodies are just mushed together.

Good luck, shit not be easy.


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Anonymous #13

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #22479176 - 11/05/15 12:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's like having a 12" metal dildo that's been super heated to 780 degrees shoved up your anus


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Anonymous #11

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #22479195 - 11/05/15 01:04 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
I'd join and be a bad cop, but I'd probably not get promoted and end up in the shittiest place in the hood.





Define a bad cop. 


You'd do just and snitch on your fellow cops that were robbing the public?  Or you would rob the public?




I wouldn't rob the public, unless they deserved it. I'd probably work as a counter-snitch for gangs for cash and not arrest anyone, while receiving a paycheck.


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Anonymous #14

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #22482617 - 11/05/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Do you want to be in a click with only cops?
I'm no pig but know quite a few and shortly after becoming low lifes they all, and I mean ALL change for the worse. They get a hero complex and believe that

they are above everyone because of what they do. It's for some people but not most. They are in the same lines of firefighters (which is the area I am real familiar with), they just fucking have unbearable egos.

Besides all that shit, do you really want to put your life on the line for a bunch of political bullshit that isn't even real. Get shot in the face even

if you're a good cop because someone doesn't like you. Are you willing to throw it all away if your superiors tell you to do something you don't agree with?




Firefighters hate cops what the fuck are you talking about.


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Anonymous #15

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #22483095 - 11/05/15 08:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cop; A public servant

You want to serve us? K let's start now by you gettin us some chips.


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Anonymous #16

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #22484306 - 11/06/15 02:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Not all cops are bad.

I had 3 cops in my family.

One was a very friendly guy who was loved and respected by everyone that knew him.

The other two were two of the most evil people I have ever met in my life.  I won't go into all the bad shit I know they did, but I will say that if there is a hell both of them are most certainly in it.

Fuck being a cop, I would rather work at McDonalds


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Anonymous #17

Re: What's it like being a cop? I'm considering it as a career option. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22522138 - 11/14/15 12:16 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My brother was a cop. Worked for a small rural town. Long shitty hours. Nights and weekends. Primarily dealt with scumbags on a daily basis. Low pay. Mediocre retirement plan. Lots of reports to fill out (on his time). Missed time with his family.

He and every other cop in the department turned in the chief of police for corruption, falsifying documents and recorded him talking about killing an alderman. The county prosecutor decided there was not enough evidence to prosecute. The chief fired my brother and 3 other officers. The rest were all reprimanded and/or demoted.

Poor career choice in this day and age.


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