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What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend?
#22425554 - 10/24/15 01:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've come to the conclusion that my girlfriend just doesn't see me sexually and more like a friend. She even gives me dirty looks when I say something that implies sex and we're in a room where that could be done. When we have sex, she can't seem to even let my cock inside her without a lot of effort to push it in
We hang out and really like each other socially and she's one of very very few people weird enough to enjoy my company lol
It's not that she isn't a sexual person, she has panties that say I ( picture of a heart) ( picture of a banana and We all know what that's meant to imply)
She says she's attracted and doesn't want anyone else sexually but I'm not too sure.
What should I do? She's the best friend I've ever had and probably the only real friend I've ever had. But she's increasing signs that she secretly wishes she could have it with someone she's attracted to
I don't even have the confidence to touch her sexually and non platonicly anymore
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22425556 - 10/24/15 01:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Talk about it.
Break it off.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22425560 - 10/24/15 01:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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..thanks..I guess lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#22425566 - 10/24/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What do you want bro??
Should have gave her a hot cosby.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 3
#22425573 - 10/24/15 01:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get hair implants, surely that will fix the problem. .
Seriously though, there's really no point to get involved in this thread and try to help you. Multiple pages and with every single last person agreeing, you'll still swear up and down that what we say is bullshit and you have it all figured out. You're so blinded by your own misconceptions you can't see or won't accept any advice that does not fit your opinions.
I don't get why you keep making threads on shit like this. The same thing happens every time. People actually invest in trying to help you, and you will argue with them til you're blue in the face trying to convince them THEY are the ones who are wrong.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22425574 - 10/24/15 01:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I want an infinite supply of dmt if possible, bro
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22425586 - 10/24/15 01:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly I do feel that I really don't have the experience in bed to know what I'm doing. Still wouldn't explain why she was the same way before ever having sex. I'm starting to think the fact that I have such low self esteem that I usually hunch over when I walk is critical..but she never said that.
Another more general point is that maybe people are right when they say it's all about physical attraction and nonverbal communication. I make her laugh every 5 seconds and it's real laughter because we both have the same fucktatded sense of humor..lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#22425607 - 10/24/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post nudes of her then we can give better advice.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: abltsandwich]
#22425628 - 10/24/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Naw
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22425685 - 10/24/15 02:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Talk to her about it and/or fuck her better.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22426922 - 10/24/15 11:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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without really knowing your situation beyond a few sentences, I'd just suggest that you figure it out by talking to her directly about it. Maybe she just has a low sex drive and you're overthinking/reading too much into things, maybe she legitimately isn't attracted to you, maybe there's something else going on we couldn't know from the limited info in your op whatever the root of the problem, just talk about it man
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22426947 - 10/24/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe you have forgotten how to turn her on or be romantic or something. What happens when you try to go down on her?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: WScott]
#22427173 - 10/24/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would say try something new? Maybe your sex has lost its "spark"?
If not, then I would def talk to her
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: topdog82]
#22427175 - 10/24/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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dshsb
how has no one said this yet?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22427207 - 10/24/15 01:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How often do you guys have sex MO?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22427217 - 10/24/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is this the same girl that said "lets get this over with" the first time you had sex? Also, when you're going to an effort to push your penis into her, is she pushing back?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22427238 - 10/24/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Does she at least show a mild enthusiasm during copulation?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: abltsandwich]
#22427240 - 10/24/15 01:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
abltsandwich said: Post nudes of her then we can give better advice.
This is probably the only answer op.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22427248 - 10/24/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: Does she at least show a mild enthusiasm during copulation?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22427263 - 10/24/15 01:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
MagicalOrangutan said: I've come to the conclusion that my girlfriend just doesn't see me sexually and more like a friend. She even gives me dirty looks when I say something that implies sex and we're in a room where that could be done. When we have sex, she can't seem to even let my cock inside her without a lot of effort to push it in
We hang out and really like each other socially and she's one of very very few people weird enough to enjoy my company lol
It's not that she isn't a sexual person, she has panties that say I ( picture of a heart) ( picture of a banana and We all know what that's meant to imply)
She says she's attracted and doesn't want anyone else sexually but I'm not too sure.
What should I do? She's the best friend I've ever had and probably the only real friend I've ever had. But she's increasing signs that she secretly wishes she could have it with someone she's attracted to
I don't even have the confidence to touch her sexually and non platonicly anymore
Would she want you posting this information publicly?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: imachavel] 1
#22427280 - 10/24/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She probably wouldn't but seeing as she's female she's told every single detail of their sexual life to every girlfriend she has already.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22427326 - 10/24/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Buy female sex toys. Use them on her next time. Get dirty!
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22427380 - 10/24/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: dshsb
how has no one said this yet?
What's that stand for?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22427390 - 10/24/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemboomers said: dshsb
how has no one said this yet?
We're calling it a hot cosby now xD
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22427404 - 10/24/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Straighten your back out.
Give her oral sex to orgasm before having sex every time.
This is the key .
Also do you work out? You should.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Moonshoe]
#22427434 - 10/24/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, yes, workout and fuck better, but what does dshsb mean?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Matt87]
#22427439 - 10/24/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dry Smash Her Shit Box
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22427452 - 10/24/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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nvm misinterp
Edited by luvdemboomers (10/24/15 02:13 PM)
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22427910 - 10/24/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Dry Smash Her Shit Box
Lol. Never dry!
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Matt87]
#22428387 - 10/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She said from the beginning she didn't like b oral.
Keep in mind..this girl was a social outcast in highschool and never had any siblings or even friends except a couple. Several acquaintances. And her b female cousin
She doesn't have aspergers like me, but use to be socially awkward and sat by herself at the lunch table in school she says.
She's like me in that due to a history of being very b introverted she has little social exposure and is emotionally and socially much less developed than she is intellectually and cognitively
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428636 - 10/24/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You probably don't court her, act like her gay male girlfriend, and overall there's no sexual polarity in your relationship
She's not getting wet because she's not turned on by your masculine essence(b/c u act like a woman). I would say read a book called 3% man, apply it, and start dating other women. Become a true success
Move on. Relationships dissolve for a reason
You said yourself you are not a confident man, and your happiness is dependent upon her, which is a total turn off. You should be perusing your passions/business/hobbies,etc instead of spending 24/7 with your woman. She has no room for her feelings to grow for you.
Give it a break at the very least. Don't contact her until she contact you, at which point make a date.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22428696 - 10/24/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I did that she would be upset about me ignoring her and wonder if I found someone else.
Last year when we were just talking she made sure to call me every day and waste hours of my time and I didn't really like it and I made that clear. UsualUsually I had worked that day and just wanted ME time.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428706 - 10/24/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude you're doing what she wants, and not being a man and doing your own thing. It's great to spend time with her, but you need to spend time apart so she can wonder about you.
If you're just hanging around with her 24/7 and not working on yourself/carreer/ etc it makes you look weak/needy.
Never ignore her, but again do your own thing and court her when you have time. Take her out once a week in the evening, then go home and fuck her brains out. She'll be gushing wet.
When she reached out to you you should have made a date with her instead of talking for hours. The phone is for setting dates, not socializing like one of her girlfriends.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22428727 - 10/24/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well then what would you suggest now? She's staying at her mom's house for a week 60 miles away
I just honestly don't think I'm physicalphysically or otherwise attractive enough to get other pretty girls and let's face it I'm picky about looks..lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428731 - 10/24/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428738 - 10/24/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The story you tell yourself is the vibe you'll give off. If you believe you're not attractive, women will have no choice but to agree with you.
And Again: My suggestion is to get Corey waynes 3% man and read the shit out of it, apply it, and watch the success flow.
You believe you'll never find another woman as good as her because you're in a scarcity mindset...There are 4 billion women on the planet dude...Move on if that's what you want.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said: I've come to the conclusion that my girlfriend just doesn't see me sexually and more like a friend. She even gives me dirty looks when I say something that implies sex and we're in a room where that could be done. When we have sex, she can't seem to even let my cock inside her without a lot of effort to push it in
We hang out and really like each other socially and she's one of very very few people weird enough to enjoy my company lol
It's not that she isn't a sexual person, she has panties that say I ( picture of a heart) ( picture of a banana and We all know what that's meant to imply)
She says she's attracted and doesn't want anyone else sexually but I'm not too sure.
What should I do? She's the best friend I've ever had and probably the only real friend I've ever had. But she's increasing signs that she secretly wishes she could have it with someone she's attracted to
I don't even have the confidence to touch her sexually and non platonicly anymore
Play games, make food, hug  if you like her why don't you tell her
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Beanhead]
#22428780 - 10/24/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why would he tell her that he likes her if she's his girlfriend? That's pretty stupid
It's obvious
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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How about this we were supposed to talk on the phone tonight but I just texted her and said sorry b we didn't get to talk tonight and that I'm looking up info to help me reach my current goals..which I am doing, it's the national guard.
She just texted me back saying "I wish I were part of them, you're a huge part of mine".
See?? She's not exactly a typical female. She's shoo insecure.
I even essentially rejected her the last time she tried to seduce me although that was like usual just something she does to keep me around because she doesn't think she'll ever find another man to stay with her beyond one night
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
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You're not a man.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22428816 - 10/24/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It use to be that if she annoyed or disappointed me I would scold her like a child and say that I should just get another woman but that didn't work to my favor.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
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It's threads like this that make me glad I'm a lone wolf
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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OhMrJohnson said: It's threads like this that make me glad I'm a lone wolf
...In search of strippers and cocaine.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22428951 - 10/24/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dump the bitch and try to gather whatever shred of self respect you might have left.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: qman]
#22428963 - 10/24/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Qman that's an extreme opinion..may I ask your reasoning?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said: How about this we were supposed to talk on the phone tonight but I just texted her and said sorry b we didn't get to talk tonight and that I'm looking up info to help me reach my current goals..which I am doing, it's the national guard.
She just texted me back saying "I wish I were part of them, you're a huge part of mine".
See?? She's not exactly a typical female. She's shoo insecure. ...
What is atypical about that?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429022 - 10/24/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you cant get your weenie in her..my two thoughts are not enough foreplay or you got a really big weenie. In the first case shame on you, in the second congrats. I dont care to know, just my 2 cents. Gotta warm it up like a sports car man....when its time for your weenie to go in you should know...maybe you just dont hit it like a caveman like every woman wants and wont say..... this is complex.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429046 - 10/24/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Qman that's an extreme opinion..may I ask your reasoning?
No fucking? Are you guys a married couple in your mid 50's?
Sexual intimacy is maybe the most important part of a relationship at your age, the fact that it's basically non-existent is very telling, it's dysfunctional.
Go ahead and rationalize it all and stay miserable if you like, I'm sure she really doesn't really give a fuck about your sexual needs and happiness.
At the end of the day, she doesn't respect you and that's not likely to ever change, move on.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Davesnothere]
#22429084 - 10/24/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly..I know little about foreplay. Basically I'm limited to massaging her body and essentially complimenting the parts I'm touching lol. That and fingering her beforehand. But yes honestly I rarely spend more than 10 minutes on such things before trying to force my cock inside.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Davesnothere]
#22429088 - 10/24/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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True. You gota get her wet via foreplay, but at the same time if she doesn't feel safe and comfortable with him, nor does she trust his masculine core she's gona be pretty dry. I guarantee she's never had an orgasm with him just for those very reasons
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429092 - 10/24/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would probably focus on giving her head, I get off on watching girls squirm with pleasure, it would be just as fun for me to masturbate while eating her out.
If she was really cool I would offer to penetrate her asshole and vag with whatever toys she wanted to, what's really fun is why you're working away back there try to engage her in serious conversation about some completely out there bullshit. Like as you gape her asshole with a fucking coke can girthed toy, bring up starving children in African and ask her opinion on such matters just to fuck with her head. Always fun to bring up serious matters when you have 2 feet of dildo in someone, totally takes them by surprise.
That way no real sex is involved, and what girl is going to turn that offer down.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429130 - 10/24/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The first time we did it was this b year and I feel it could happen more often but only if I essentially forced it on her.
She knows that if I don't get it from her I will eventually get it somewhere else. I did have a couple one night stands before we first had sex and she even told me that's the only reason she did it.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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What makes women have real orgasms is having a big enough penis for her particular individual standards, being good looking, and FIRST and FOREMOST, having an attractive NATURAL SCENT.
Both she, and my female acquaintances, and even my own mother b have said this to me..INDEPENDENTLY.
Idk
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429191 - 10/24/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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10000% false.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429212 - 10/24/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not according to science...pheremones and facial features and adequate penis size are incredibly important. Size absolutely matters. And you go ahead and make a profile on any dating website with a picture of a fat old bald guy. Say uhh well I have a strong "masculine core"!!!
See how many replies you get from REAL profiles of beautiful women. Lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429219 - 10/24/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: What makes women have real orgasms is having a big enough penis for her particular individual standards, being good looking, and FIRST and FOREMOST, having an attractive NATURAL SCENT.
Both she, and my female acquaintances, and even my own mother b have said this to me..INDEPENDENTLY.
Idk
No
You just have to learn how to eat pussy correctly
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429234 - 10/24/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha you aint got a clue dude, but keep on thinking gigantic dick and some weird smell and facial features are what women want in bed.
Good luck to ya dude.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429249 - 10/24/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Not according to science...pheremones and facial features and adequate penis size are incredibly important. Size absolutely matters. And you go ahead and make a profile on any dating website with a picture of a fat old bald guy. Say uhh well I have a strong "masculine core"!!!
See how many replies you get from REAL profiles of beautiful women. Lol
Do you have a small penis?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429265 - 10/24/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And you're trying to give advice to sancho about girls in his hair thread but literally won't listen to any advice these guys are giving you. Idk man it seems you already know everything then why ask for advice?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#22429272 - 10/24/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Seriously though, there's really no point to get involved in this thread and try to help you. Multiple pages and with every single last person agreeing, you'll still swear up and down that what we say is bullshit and you have it all figured out. You're so blinded by your own misconceptions you can't see or won't accept any advice that does not fit your opinions.
I don't get why you keep making threads on shit like this. The same thing happens every time. People actually invest in trying to help you, and you will argue with them til you're blue in the face trying to convince them THEY are the ones who are wrong.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429301 - 10/24/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My penis is a mere 6.5 inches and maybe 25% bigger around than a John f kennedy 50 cent coin
And I have strong obsessive compulsive disorder and refuse to put my mouth down there. Honestly
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 5
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Oh. This is all starting to make a little more sense now
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429310 - 10/24/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: WyoMX]
#22429337 - 10/24/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because of my penis size or the fact that I won't go down on a girl lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429365 - 10/24/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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There's nothing wrong with your dick man. But you're not gonna have very much luck with women if you aren't willing to go down on them.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#22429374 - 10/24/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Penis size makes no difference, but of course we're all wasting our comments here seeing as you don't actually want advice.
I've fucked hundreds of women before I got married, and not one of them complained that I had a 5 inch dick. The majority of them came hard multiple times over several hours. There are also techniques where guys can have multiple orgasms
It's about being a good lover and acting like a man, not bashing her cervix with your gigantic dick
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429413 - 10/24/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whys everyone thinking it's MO's fault. She could just have a really low sex drive.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22429419 - 10/24/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just based on his comments it's obvious why she's not getting wet
He doesn't get it though. lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22429422 - 10/24/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly its just the way he words his posts and the vibe he gives off
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429433 - 10/24/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The way he cried about a mouse wasn't enough of a hint? I was just trying to give the man the benefit of the doubt.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429450 - 10/24/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I actually do bash her cervix because my thing can't fit all the way inside her tiny petite self lol. And honestly yes she says that hurts. I have to be careful. Thanks for the advice you two.
I sent her a message a few minutes ago that said I'm sorry we couldn't talk tonight but that I would take her out and then rape her sometime and she then quickly stopped texting me "why won't you talk to me I'm hurt" (essentially, her general point), and instead sent me a cute picture message with goodnight sweetie and I love you. So you see?? It's all about constantly needing to know that I like her, to keep her self esteem up
I guess it Makes sense. One time I didn't have any sex drive at the moment but I offered playfully to rape her and to my shock and disappointment she took her pants off and was gonna act out like I was raping her. So that raises her self esteem. Unfortunately I had to tell her that I..didn't actually want to do anything that night..
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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MagicalOrangutan said: I actually do bash her cervix because my thing can't fit all the way inside her tiny petite self lol. And honestly yes she says that hurts. I have to be careful. Thanks for the advice you two.
I sent her a message a few minutes ago that said I'm sorry we couldn't talk tonight but that I would take her out and then rape her sometime and she then quickly stopped texting me "why won't you talk to me I'm hurt" (essentially, her general point), and instead sent me a cute picture message with goodnight sweetie and I love you. So you see?? It's all about constantly needing to know that I like her, to keep her self esteem up
I guess it Makes sense. One time I didn't have any sex drive at the moment but I offered playfully to rape her and to my shock and disappointment she took her pants off and was gonna act out like I was raping her. So that raises her self esteem. Unfortunately I had to tell her that I..didn't actually want to do anything that night..
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#22429463 - 10/24/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is such bullshit
The girl you speak of is only in your head.
Have fun with sally tonight 
Also, seems you don't know what a cervix is lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429467 - 10/24/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I get the feeling she is one of many women with rape fantasies. Because b whenever I say things like that..it makes her feel good
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429472 - 10/24/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Such a sad, strange little man.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429475 - 10/24/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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...She's real. I will eventually upload a porn video so y'all can see what you think. Hmmm
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429492 - 10/24/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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No fake porn videos. Mention your shroomery name in it
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429494 - 10/24/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do it!
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429501 - 10/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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Lol what's weird is that 4 out of the mere 9 girls I've been with asked me to act out raping them.
In all truth, my sex drive is low lol so I would NEVER do such a thing, if that's what you thought. So seriously don't think that. Besides I'm not that cruel.
But still..deep down what women want isn't what they say I feel
I respect you man but you may now Please another one of hundreds of women with your 5 inch penis..by the way I'm sure you're exaggerating, that's small
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429513 - 10/24/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She won't even be here until a few days when she gets her money but I will, we've been talking about doing that anyways.
I would likely first record me logging into my account here
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429522 - 10/24/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Let's see her picture at least.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429529 - 10/24/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think he posted them in the S & R forum
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429531 - 10/24/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well I posted pics of both of us on the sexy guys thread
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429534 - 10/24/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Link?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429572 - 10/24/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Congratulations you made my lazy self do work lol.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429609 - 10/24/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Your link don't work.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22429669 - 10/24/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Page 481 of that sexy guys of the shroomery. thread in the s and r forum lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429675 - 10/24/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What the hell do you have set for posts per page? Mine's default and there are only 243 pages.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22429701 - 10/24/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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10 posts per page
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429765 - 10/24/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's only a few pages from the most recent page on that thread
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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abltsandwich said: Post nudes of her then we can give better advice.
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MagicalOrangutan said: Naw
Post nudes of yourself so we can see what you look like naked
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22430389 - 10/25/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: ...She's real. I will eventually upload a porn video so y'all can see what you think. Hmmm
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Do it!
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: koods]
#22430421 - 10/25/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Trust me if she acts like she likes it that would just be an act lol. The only positions she enjoys are those that really get her clitoris.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22430449 - 10/25/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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... Maybe I missed it, but what the fuck does what you just said have to do with anything said in this thread? Just sounds like more insecurity bullshit. "I'm not good enough, if it seems like she likes it, it has to be an act".
I called this shit from page 1 though. You definitely did exactly what I said you do.
Do us all a favor, and stop making these threads. You don't want advice or help, you just want a sounding board to reinforce your own negativity.
I'd never seen you before today. That is the fucking hair line you think is preventing you from being attractive? Jesus fucking christ.. You'd probably kill yourself if you had mine. Mine started going around 17. I never had issues getting chicks.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22430466 - 10/25/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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...I am what is known as a diffuse thinner. Lol. Plus you probably aren't on hair saving pills as I am. Lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
#22430477 - 10/25/15 04:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And honestly I greatly exaggerated things in my other threads. But never mind.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
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She's like the perfect long term partner. Honestly for like a quick screw I would...by astronomical proportions....prefer someone like that one osculatedemise red headed she devil. Ooh. My fucking. God.
Sorry if that made no sense or was gloriously inappropriate, I have no tolerance to weed and just smoked the black sticky residue from my pipe. Just had to lol. Blazed....
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22430521 - 10/25/15 05:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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*horribly inappropriate lol
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#22430524 - 10/25/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You need a vacation.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22430530 - 10/25/15 05:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm a lazy fuck who usually just chills and smokes and whatnot lol. Not having a job the past few weeks has given me a lot of time to catch up on certain other various shit however, in retrospect..
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22430535 - 10/25/15 05:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Be an alpha. You don't even sound like a beta... more like a delta.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Webster10]
#22430542 - 10/25/15 05:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Psh. I just honestly don't know if I'm cut out for actual commitment. I generally ignore my girlgirls texts. My attention to various other things eventually seems to really interfere. Idk
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22430547 - 10/25/15 05:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Keep doing you and stop complaining then.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead] 1
#22430685 - 10/25/15 06:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dad told me growing up "Son, you show me a man that does not eat his wifes pussy, I'll show you a neighbor that does" Seems relevant.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Davesnothere]
#22430898 - 10/25/15 08:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol.
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