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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429513 - 10/24/15 09:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She won't even be here until a few days when she gets her money but I will, we've been talking about doing that anyways.

I would likely first record me logging into my account here


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429522 - 10/24/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Let's see her picture at least.


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22429529 - 10/24/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I think he posted them in the S & R forum


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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22429531 - 10/24/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Well I posted pics of both of us on the sexy guys thread


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429534 - 10/24/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Link?


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
    #22429562 - 10/24/15 09:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429572 - 10/24/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Congratulations you made my lazy self do work lol.


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429609 - 10/24/15 09:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Your link don't work.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22429669 - 10/24/15 09:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Page 481 of that sexy guys of the shroomery. thread in the s and r forum lol


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429675 - 10/24/15 09:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What the hell do you have set for posts per page? Mine's default and there are only 243 pages.


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22429701 - 10/24/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

10 posts per page


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22429765 - 10/24/15 10:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's only a few pages from the most recent page on that thread


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22430384 - 10/25/15 03:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
Post nudes of her then we can give better advice.



Quote:

MagicalOrangutan said:
Naw




Post nudes of yourself so we can see what you look like naked


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
    #22430389 - 10/25/15 03:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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MagicalOrangutan said:
...She's real. I will eventually upload a porn video so y'all can see what you think. Hmmm



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Malcolm_Xtasy said:
Do it!



Yes, do it.


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: koods]
    #22430421 - 10/25/15 03:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Trust me if she acts like she likes it that would just be an act lol. The only positions she enjoys are those that really get her clitoris.


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22430449 - 10/25/15 03:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

... Maybe I missed it, but what the fuck does what you just said have to do with anything said in this thread? Just sounds like more insecurity bullshit. "I'm not good enough, if it seems like she likes it, it has to be an act".

I called this shit from page 1 though. You definitely did exactly what I said you do.

Do us all a favor, and stop making these threads. You don't want advice or help, you just want a sounding board to reinforce your own negativity.

I'd never seen you before today. That is the fucking hair line you think is preventing you from being attractive? Jesus fucking christ.. You'd probably kill yourself if you had mine. Mine started going around 17. I never had issues getting chicks.



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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22430466 - 10/25/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

...I am what is known as a diffuse thinner. Lol. Plus you probably aren't on hair saving pills as I am. Lol


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] * 1
    #22430472 - 10/25/15 04:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:facepalm:


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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InvisibleMagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip]
    #22430477 - 10/25/15 04:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

And honestly I greatly exaggerated things in my other threads. But never mind.


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
    #22430517 - 10/25/15 04:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She's like the perfect long term partner. Honestly for like a quick screw I would...by astronomical proportions....prefer someone like that one osculatedemise red headed she devil. Ooh. My fucking. God.

Sorry if that made no sense or was gloriously inappropriate, I have no tolerance to weed and just smoked the black sticky residue from my pipe. Just had to lol. Blazed....


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On the ground you lay, with your dogs you pray, at a neon hieroglyph sky you gaze

Hugging your mind, praying to survive, feeling the love of the hieroglyphs in the sky
We all need more love, and mainly less hate
Hate is the blind that covers the heart's eye
That makes the heart's eye cry
Locked deep away in the skies of our minds

It's all in the mind


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