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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429301 - 10/24/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My penis is a mere 6.5 inches and maybe 25% bigger around than a John f kennedy 50 cent coin
And I have strong obsessive compulsive disorder and refuse to put my mouth down there. Honestly
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 5
#22429307 - 10/24/15 08:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh. This is all starting to make a little more sense now
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429310 - 10/24/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Malcolm_Xtasy said: Oh. This is all starting to make a little more sense now 
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: WyoMX]
#22429337 - 10/24/15 08:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Because of my penis size or the fact that I won't go down on a girl lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429365 - 10/24/15 08:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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There's nothing wrong with your dick man. But you're not gonna have very much luck with women if you aren't willing to go down on them.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#22429374 - 10/24/15 08:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Penis size makes no difference, but of course we're all wasting our comments here seeing as you don't actually want advice.
I've fucked hundreds of women before I got married, and not one of them complained that I had a 5 inch dick. The majority of them came hard multiple times over several hours. There are also techniques where guys can have multiple orgasms
It's about being a good lover and acting like a man, not bashing her cervix with your gigantic dick
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429413 - 10/24/15 08:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Whys everyone thinking it's MO's fault. She could just have a really low sex drive.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22429419 - 10/24/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just based on his comments it's obvious why she's not getting wet
He doesn't get it though. lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#22429422 - 10/24/15 08:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly its just the way he words his posts and the vibe he gives off
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429433 - 10/24/15 08:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The way he cried about a mouse wasn't enough of a hint? I was just trying to give the man the benefit of the doubt.
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429450 - 10/24/15 09:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I actually do bash her cervix because my thing can't fit all the way inside her tiny petite self lol. And honestly yes she says that hurts. I have to be careful. Thanks for the advice you two.
I sent her a message a few minutes ago that said I'm sorry we couldn't talk tonight but that I would take her out and then rape her sometime and she then quickly stopped texting me "why won't you talk to me I'm hurt" (essentially, her general point), and instead sent me a cute picture message with goodnight sweetie and I love you. So you see?? It's all about constantly needing to know that I like her, to keep her self esteem up
I guess it Makes sense. One time I didn't have any sex drive at the moment but I offered playfully to rape her and to my shock and disappointment she took her pants off and was gonna act out like I was raping her. So that raises her self esteem. Unfortunately I had to tell her that I..didn't actually want to do anything that night..
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429458 - 10/24/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: I actually do bash her cervix because my thing can't fit all the way inside her tiny petite self lol. And honestly yes she says that hurts. I have to be careful. Thanks for the advice you two.
I sent her a message a few minutes ago that said I'm sorry we couldn't talk tonight but that I would take her out and then rape her sometime and she then quickly stopped texting me "why won't you talk to me I'm hurt" (essentially, her general point), and instead sent me a cute picture message with goodnight sweetie and I love you. So you see?? It's all about constantly needing to know that I like her, to keep her self esteem up
I guess it Makes sense. One time I didn't have any sex drive at the moment but I offered playfully to rape her and to my shock and disappointment she took her pants off and was gonna act out like I was raping her. So that raises her self esteem. Unfortunately I had to tell her that I..didn't actually want to do anything that night..
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 2
#22429463 - 10/24/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is such bullshit
The girl you speak of is only in your head.
Have fun with sally tonight 
Also, seems you don't know what a cervix is lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22429467 - 10/24/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I get the feeling she is one of many women with rape fantasies. Because b whenever I say things like that..it makes her feel good
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429472 - 10/24/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Such a sad, strange little man.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429475 - 10/24/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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...She's real. I will eventually upload a porn video so y'all can see what you think. Hmmm
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429492 - 10/24/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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No fake porn videos. Mention your shroomery name in it
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429494 - 10/24/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do it!
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429501 - 10/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And I have strong obsessive compulsive disorder and refuse to put my mouth down there. Honestly
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429502 - 10/24/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol what's weird is that 4 out of the mere 9 girls I've been with asked me to act out raping them.
In all truth, my sex drive is low lol so I would NEVER do such a thing, if that's what you thought. So seriously don't think that. Besides I'm not that cruel.
But still..deep down what women want isn't what they say I feel
I respect you man but you may now Please another one of hundreds of women with your 5 inch penis..by the way I'm sure you're exaggerating, that's small
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