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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22428816 - 10/24/15 07:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It use to be that if she annoyed or disappointed me I would scold her like a child and say that I should just get another woman but that didn't work to my favor.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22428817 - 10/24/15 07:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's threads like this that make me glad I'm a lone wolf
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#22428874 - 10/24/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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OhMrJohnson said: It's threads like this that make me glad I'm a lone wolf
...In search of strippers and cocaine.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22428951 - 10/24/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dump the bitch and try to gather whatever shred of self respect you might have left.
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: qman]
#22428963 - 10/24/15 07:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Qman that's an extreme opinion..may I ask your reasoning?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429001 - 10/24/15 07:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: How about this we were supposed to talk on the phone tonight but I just texted her and said sorry b we didn't get to talk tonight and that I'm looking up info to help me reach my current goals..which I am doing, it's the national guard.
She just texted me back saying "I wish I were part of them, you're a huge part of mine".
See?? She's not exactly a typical female. She's shoo insecure. ...
What is atypical about that?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429022 - 10/24/15 07:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you cant get your weenie in her..my two thoughts are not enough foreplay or you got a really big weenie. In the first case shame on you, in the second congrats. I dont care to know, just my 2 cents. Gotta warm it up like a sports car man....when its time for your weenie to go in you should know...maybe you just dont hit it like a caveman like every woman wants and wont say..... this is complex.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429046 - 10/24/15 07:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Qman that's an extreme opinion..may I ask your reasoning?
No fucking? Are you guys a married couple in your mid 50's?
Sexual intimacy is maybe the most important part of a relationship at your age, the fact that it's basically non-existent is very telling, it's dysfunctional.
Go ahead and rationalize it all and stay miserable if you like, I'm sure she really doesn't really give a fuck about your sexual needs and happiness.
At the end of the day, she doesn't respect you and that's not likely to ever change, move on.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Davesnothere]
#22429084 - 10/24/15 07:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Honestly..I know little about foreplay. Basically I'm limited to massaging her body and essentially complimenting the parts I'm touching lol. That and fingering her beforehand. But yes honestly I rarely spend more than 10 minutes on such things before trying to force my cock inside.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Davesnothere]
#22429088 - 10/24/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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True. You gota get her wet via foreplay, but at the same time if she doesn't feel safe and comfortable with him, nor does she trust his masculine core she's gona be pretty dry. I guarantee she's never had an orgasm with him just for those very reasons
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429092 - 10/24/15 07:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would probably focus on giving her head, I get off on watching girls squirm with pleasure, it would be just as fun for me to masturbate while eating her out.
If she was really cool I would offer to penetrate her asshole and vag with whatever toys she wanted to, what's really fun is why you're working away back there try to engage her in serious conversation about some completely out there bullshit. Like as you gape her asshole with a fucking coke can girthed toy, bring up starving children in African and ask her opinion on such matters just to fuck with her head. Always fun to bring up serious matters when you have 2 feet of dildo in someone, totally takes them by surprise.
That way no real sex is involved, and what girl is going to turn that offer down.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429130 - 10/24/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The first time we did it was this b year and I feel it could happen more often but only if I essentially forced it on her.
She knows that if I don't get it from her I will eventually get it somewhere else. I did have a couple one night stands before we first had sex and she even told me that's the only reason she did it.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429171 - 10/24/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What makes women have real orgasms is having a big enough penis for her particular individual standards, being good looking, and FIRST and FOREMOST, having an attractive NATURAL SCENT.
Both she, and my female acquaintances, and even my own mother b have said this to me..INDEPENDENTLY.
Idk
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429191 - 10/24/15 08:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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10000% false.
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22429212 - 10/24/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not according to science...pheremones and facial features and adequate penis size are incredibly important. Size absolutely matters. And you go ahead and make a profile on any dating website with a picture of a fat old bald guy. Say uhh well I have a strong "masculine core"!!!
See how many replies you get from REAL profiles of beautiful women. Lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429219 - 10/24/15 08:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: What makes women have real orgasms is having a big enough penis for her particular individual standards, being good looking, and FIRST and FOREMOST, having an attractive NATURAL SCENT.
Both she, and my female acquaintances, and even my own mother b have said this to me..INDEPENDENTLY.
Idk
No
You just have to learn how to eat pussy correctly
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429234 - 10/24/15 08:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Haha you aint got a clue dude, but keep on thinking gigantic dick and some weird smell and facial features are what women want in bed.
Good luck to ya dude.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429249 - 10/24/15 08:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: Not according to science...pheremones and facial features and adequate penis size are incredibly important. Size absolutely matters. And you go ahead and make a profile on any dating website with a picture of a fat old bald guy. Say uhh well I have a strong "masculine core"!!!
See how many replies you get from REAL profiles of beautiful women. Lol
Do you have a small penis?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22429265 - 10/24/15 08:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And you're trying to give advice to sancho about girls in his hair thread but literally won't listen to any advice these guys are giving you. Idk man it seems you already know everything then why ask for advice?
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Malcolm_Xtasy
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shroomslip] 2
#22429272 - 10/24/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shroomslip said: Seriously though, there's really no point to get involved in this thread and try to help you. Multiple pages and with every single last person agreeing, you'll still swear up and down that what we say is bullshit and you have it all figured out. You're so blinded by your own misconceptions you can't see or won't accept any advice that does not fit your opinions.
I don't get why you keep making threads on shit like this. The same thing happens every time. People actually invest in trying to help you, and you will argue with them til you're blue in the face trying to convince them THEY are the ones who are wrong.
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