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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: imachavel] 1
#22427280 - 10/24/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She probably wouldn't but seeing as she's female she's told every single detail of their sexual life to every girlfriend she has already.
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Dr.Wongburger
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22427326 - 10/24/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Buy female sex toys. Use them on her next time. Get dirty!
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Matt87

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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22427380 - 10/24/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
luvdemboomers said: dshsb
how has no one said this yet?
What's that stand for?
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Shiithead
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: luvdemboomers]
#22427390 - 10/24/15 01:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
luvdemboomers said: dshsb
how has no one said this yet?
We're calling it a hot cosby now xD
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Shiithead]
#22427404 - 10/24/15 02:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Straighten your back out.
Give her oral sex to orgasm before having sex every time.
This is the key .
Also do you work out? You should.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Moonshoe]
#22427434 - 10/24/15 02:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yes, yes, workout and fuck better, but what does dshsb mean?
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Matt87]
#22427439 - 10/24/15 02:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dry Smash Her Shit Box
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22427452 - 10/24/15 02:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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nvm misinterp
Edited by luvdemboomers (10/24/15 02:13 PM)
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#22427910 - 10/24/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Malcolm_Xtasy said: Dry Smash Her Shit Box
Lol. Never dry!
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Matt87]
#22428387 - 10/24/15 05:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She said from the beginning she didn't like b oral.
Keep in mind..this girl was a social outcast in highschool and never had any siblings or even friends except a couple. Several acquaintances. And her b female cousin
She doesn't have aspergers like me, but use to be socially awkward and sat by herself at the lunch table in school she says.
She's like me in that due to a history of being very b introverted she has little social exposure and is emotionally and socially much less developed than she is intellectually and cognitively
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428636 - 10/24/15 06:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You probably don't court her, act like her gay male girlfriend, and overall there's no sexual polarity in your relationship
She's not getting wet because she's not turned on by your masculine essence(b/c u act like a woman). I would say read a book called 3% man, apply it, and start dating other women. Become a true success
Move on. Relationships dissolve for a reason
You said yourself you are not a confident man, and your happiness is dependent upon her, which is a total turn off. You should be perusing your passions/business/hobbies,etc instead of spending 24/7 with your woman. She has no room for her feelings to grow for you.
Give it a break at the very least. Don't contact her until she contact you, at which point make a date.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22428696 - 10/24/15 06:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If I did that she would be upset about me ignoring her and wonder if I found someone else.
Last year when we were just talking she made sure to call me every day and waste hours of my time and I didn't really like it and I made that clear. UsualUsually I had worked that day and just wanted ME time.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428706 - 10/24/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Dude you're doing what she wants, and not being a man and doing your own thing. It's great to spend time with her, but you need to spend time apart so she can wonder about you.
If you're just hanging around with her 24/7 and not working on yourself/carreer/ etc it makes you look weak/needy.
Never ignore her, but again do your own thing and court her when you have time. Take her out once a week in the evening, then go home and fuck her brains out. She'll be gushing wet.
When she reached out to you you should have made a date with her instead of talking for hours. The phone is for setting dates, not socializing like one of her girlfriends.
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MagicalOrangutan
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22428727 - 10/24/15 06:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well then what would you suggest now? She's staying at her mom's house for a week 60 miles away
I just honestly don't think I'm physicalphysically or otherwise attractive enough to get other pretty girls and let's face it I'm picky about looks..lol
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428731 - 10/24/15 06:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428738 - 10/24/15 06:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The story you tell yourself is the vibe you'll give off. If you believe you're not attractive, women will have no choice but to agree with you.
And Again: My suggestion is to get Corey waynes 3% man and read the shit out of it, apply it, and watch the success flow.
You believe you'll never find another woman as good as her because you're in a scarcity mindset...There are 4 billion women on the planet dude...Move on if that's what you want.
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan]
#22428772 - 10/24/15 06:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MagicalOrangutan said: I've come to the conclusion that my girlfriend just doesn't see me sexually and more like a friend. She even gives me dirty looks when I say something that implies sex and we're in a room where that could be done. When we have sex, she can't seem to even let my cock inside her without a lot of effort to push it in
We hang out and really like each other socially and she's one of very very few people weird enough to enjoy my company lol
It's not that she isn't a sexual person, she has panties that say I ( picture of a heart) ( picture of a banana and We all know what that's meant to imply)
She says she's attracted and doesn't want anyone else sexually but I'm not too sure.
What should I do? She's the best friend I've ever had and probably the only real friend I've ever had. But she's increasing signs that she secretly wishes she could have it with someone she's attracted to
I don't even have the confidence to touch her sexually and non platonicly anymore
Play games, make food, hug  if you like her why don't you tell her
Edited by Beanhead (10/24/15 06:57 PM)
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: Beanhead]
#22428780 - 10/24/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why would he tell her that he likes her if she's his girlfriend? That's pretty stupid
It's obvious
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: RanOutOfWeed]
#22428797 - 10/24/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How about this we were supposed to talk on the phone tonight but I just texted her and said sorry b we didn't get to talk tonight and that I'm looking up info to help me reach my current goals..which I am doing, it's the national guard.
She just texted me back saying "I wish I were part of them, you're a huge part of mine".
See?? She's not exactly a typical female. She's shoo insecure.
I even essentially rejected her the last time she tried to seduce me although that was like usual just something she does to keep me around because she doesn't think she'll ever find another man to stay with her beyond one night
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Re: What would you do with a girlfriend that was really your close friend? [Re: MagicalOrangutan] 1
#22428805 - 10/24/15 07:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're not a man.
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