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OfflineMsMycelium
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Got to Love Drug Tests
    #22425352 - 10/23/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I've got to pass a drug test here within the next week and I haven't smoked for over 2 months now.  I really wanted to play it safe since I used to smoke heavily with concentrates all day.  I'm about 135lb and 5'7.  I'd say my metabolic rate is average.  Pretty sure I'll pass but there's always that worry.. I'm trying to give out positive vibes anyway.

Just curious has anyone here got a story about how they once failed a test they really needed to pass?  Or has anyone passed one they most certainly thought they would fail? 

All I know is I can't wait to smoke once this is over lol.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: MsMycelium] * 1
    #22425360 - 10/23/15 11:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You should be in good shape.

If youre really worried, buy an at home drug test :shrug:


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: MsMycelium]
    #22425365 - 10/23/15 11:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

never taken on but im sure 2 months is more than enough for it to clear out of ur system, unless they use hair samples..


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: zZZz]
    #22425440 - 10/24/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nah it's piss thankfully.  The home ones only test up to 50ng/ml, but the labs go as far as testing 15ng/ml which I believe is around the equivalent to one toke..
I've taken one before where I quit for two months, and then smoked my brains out for the week that followed in celebration, only to find out that they needed another sample for some reason.  Fairly certain I wouldn't be able to pass now I told my school I was in Canada for the summer and wouldn't be back in the states until a month later lol.  That bought me enough time though to finally pass it later on.
I would like to one day be able to pass a random drug test without worry.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: MsMycelium]
    #22425454 - 10/24/15 12:30 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

is it an instant test or sent to a lab?  There are sneaky ways of passing an instant (fill with toilet water and wait for lines to show up, then dump water and piss in it so its up to the right temp) or what I always did was use quikfix plus.  Works like a charm.  Just make sure you tape the pee to the hottie and press to your skin so its urine warm.

Or in desperate situations drink fucktons of water.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: sprinkles]
    #22426283 - 10/24/15 08:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Whizzinator/synthetic urine. I've never had to use it, but it bring peace to my mind knowing that I could if I needed to.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: thetechnician]
    #22426718 - 10/24/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

http://www.ndci.org/sites/default/files/ndci/THC_Detection_Window_0.pdf

According to this PDF most users are undetectable after 14 days but some people have larger detection windows and 30 days is for those with larger detection windows.

"Study subjects with exceptionally long cannabinoid detection times (30-plus days) were just that-exceptional."


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: MsMycelium]
    #22426769 - 10/24/15 11:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

MsMycelium said:
I really wanted to play it safe since I used to smoke heavily with concentrates all day. 



If you do fail that is what's going to fuck you. I had friend still pissing dirty for months after he stopped dabbing.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: Soluminia]
    #22426946 - 10/24/15 12:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

sone's #7. I smoked everyday and have used this and passed multiple drug tests. It only took about 4 days to clear it out....or if you know someone that FOR SURE is clean have them piss in a condom, wrap it around your waist(under all your clothes), and have it sitting in your crotch touching your skin(so it heats up to your body temp), then when you go in just pinch the tip and let it pour into the cup :thumbup:

edit: just realized you are a chick lol in that case have a clean woman piss in a cup, then use a funnel to put piss in said condom.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: MsMycelium]
    #22426985 - 10/24/15 12:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I have never worried about drug tests, I would rather just be sober until I am through it, this way I get back to having a normal life sooner.


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: Lucis]
    #22426998 - 10/24/15 12:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

piss+condom=lifehack :awehigh:


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Re: Got to Love Drug Tests [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #22427408 - 10/24/15 02:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I vouch for the synthetic urine. Used it many of times now with no issues. It likes 30usd but worth it. Just make sure you warm it up in time though.


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