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Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... 1
#22424892 - 10/23/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm smoking bowls and watching Archer and i kept hearing a cat meow randomly in the middle of dialogue like every 15 seconds, this goes on for a minute or so and i'm like "this shit cant be the show.." so i pause and i kept hearing it. I look out my window and theres this cat just sitting on his back putting his paws up on the window meowing. So I'm like shit....i cant have cats at my apartment. But i open the door and the little bugger bolts right in and starts nuzzling me and purring. So i gave him/her some tuna and water and now the little dude is just posted with me watching Archer and smoking bowls This is the nicest cat i've met since the only other cat id ever liked which was my childhood cat named Rudy. I think he/she may have fleas or ticks but i dgaf, anyways My question is should i go around the neighborhood, askng people is this cat yours (which i really don't want to do b/c it's kinda a shitty neighborhood, like crack houses and abandoned buildings n shit, or should i take him to a no kill shelter? I know he/she will get adopted quick, it's just such a chill cat. I wish i could keep the little bugger but i could get evicted if one of my neighbors said anything and a cat isn't really something i can hide. (mostly....)
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter] 1
#22424905 - 10/23/15 09:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MysticMoteToter said: I'm smoking bowls and watching Archer and i kept hearing a cat meow randomly in the middle of dialogue like every 15 seconds
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22424925 - 10/23/15 09:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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this cat is such a boss hes better than baboo, he actually like people it seems hahaha its so fat though i cant understand it being a stray. But why would a cat wander and beg at my door if it had owners? or maybe thats why its so fat. imna post pics.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22424967 - 10/23/15 09:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22424979 - 10/23/15 09:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you just scored a cat  though its probably just making its rounds, lots of cats make a habit of visiting other houses. Looks well fed so it's not a stray
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425010 - 10/23/15 10:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Awww, what a fat little kittykat!
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Ezuma]
#22425016 - 10/23/15 10:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you think i should take hime to a no kill shelter or ask around a sketchy neighborhood where theres tons of strays, just never this nice. which is why i keep thinking maybe he's not a stray as well as how fat the dude is. Maybe ill put up flyers and if not theres a really good no kill shelter like 30 mins from me and i'm sure he/she will get adopted. i just hope im not stealing someones cat, but it ate al the food and drank a ton of the water and just won't leave. I'm keeping the door open and itss just sleeping by my feet. I wish i could keep it but my appt. doesn't allow pets
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Le_Canard] 2
#22425021 - 10/23/15 10:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuckin full on caturday surprise u guys fully
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425037 - 10/23/15 10:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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ya put up signs or ask around some folks, or if the cat wants out at some point, just let it out, it's probably just adventuring
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL] 3
#22425041 - 10/23/15 10:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That cat belongs to someone who just lets him outside and that fucker knows how to get food. No worries. He isn't going to starve and knows what's up. You're just the next sucker to give him his 4th meal of the night.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: CHeifM4sterDiezL]
#22425056 - 10/23/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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CHeifM4sterDiezL said:
fuckin full on caturday surprise u guys fully
what do i do, the cat won't leave. haha i don't mind though, but the door is open and its just sleeping at my feet. and Kalis, your'e propably right haha

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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Kalistis]
#22425068 - 10/23/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And he was honestly very dirty and has some ticks, i cleaned him a bit but guys i honestly just need to know the right decision. I'm thinking keeping it till monday and tomorrow posting pics of the cat around and seeing if anyone is missing their buddy. but if nobody answers by monday then i'll take him to the no kill shelter or maybe keep him, i mean getting caught with a cat by the landlord would be the least of my worries..
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425087 - 10/23/15 10:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You should just keep him. Seems like the cat chose you. Plus you got high, a cat arrived, and yo now have a cat. It'd be a funny story.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Achillita]
#22425101 - 10/23/15 10:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Frontline plus stat. Get rid of those fleas. If you keep him, to the vet.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Achillita]
#22425227 - 10/23/15 11:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Achillita said: You should just keep him. Seems like the cat chose you. Plus you got high, a cat arrived, and yo now have a cat. It'd be a funny story.
Honestly if the cat doesn't leave in a day or two i think ill keep it. I'm in a rural town where there's tons of strays, not many neighbors aside from people in my apt. and the closest places are pretty run down, as i mentioned theres alot of abandoned building that tweakers/crackheads kinda just took over as well as sketchy run down hillbillies. If the cat wants to stay, who am i to stay. If it doesn't leave over the next few days i'm pretty sure it is happy here. I'm just worried the cats preggo, regardless ill need to make a trip to the vet
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425242 - 10/23/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's just a fat cat man.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Kalistis]
#22425280 - 10/23/15 11:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Kalistis said: That's just a fat cat man.
I hope so, I love cuddly fat cats
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425285 - 10/23/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah just keep him unless someone says something but chances are nobody will notice.
Thats a pretty neat story honestly.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425286 - 10/23/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Better get a liter box ready for him, he's going to need it if he's staying.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: qman]
#22425290 - 10/23/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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And food that isn't Tuna. Otherwise that cat is going to have smelly diarrhea in your house.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425294 - 10/23/15 11:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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MysticMoteToter said:
i open the door and the little bugger bolts right in and starts nuzzling me and purring. So i gave him/her some tuna and water and now the little dude is just posted with me watching Archer and smoking bowls This is the nicest cat i've met
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425303 - 10/23/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That's awesome, OP!

Archer and kitties, sounds like a damn good evenin'!
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Kalistis]
#22425307 - 10/23/15 11:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll definitely get a litter box, and real cat food tomorrow. it was too late to get any of that stuff by the time the little dude arrived tonight and it was begging for food. It's definitely a good night I made a new buddy!
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425325 - 10/23/15 11:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425334 - 10/23/15 11:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get some flea drops too. Its basically a tiny tube, you squirt it on the skin between her shoulder blades and in a short time shes free of fleas etc for quite some time. Even if she'll leave you, its a great gift for her.
I say her but check if the cat has testicles. If so its almost sure a stray.
From the sound of it its a domestic cat whos owners turned zombie or even that she chose you as a second home.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Asante]
#22425353 - 10/23/15 11:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Asante said: Get some flea drops too. Its basically a tiny tube, you squirt it on the skin between her shoulder blades and in a short time shes free of fleas etc for quite some time. Even if she'll leave you, its a great gift for her.
I say her but check if the cat has testicles. If so its almost sure a stray.
From the sound of it its a domestic cat whos owners turned zombie or even that she chose you as a second home.
It doesn't seem to have much of anything down there, so i think its probably a female unless male cats penises stay hidden i facetimed my mom b/c she know's a bit about this stuff and she said she thinks it's a girl too.
Edit: ill definitely pick up some flea drops too.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425377 - 10/23/15 11:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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naww tomcats have a clear pouch of nuts down there, its either female or fixed or you would notice that perky bundle of testosterone.
With a big and obese cat, probably fixed.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Asante]
#22425405 - 10/24/15 12:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do you think it could be pregnant?
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425418 - 10/24/15 12:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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eek thats another possibility.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425420 - 10/24/15 12:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is likely a neutered male tom cat. They are often very friendly. And fat. Females are more standoffish, especially when they are pregnant. If you suspect it, check the nipples and palate the abdomen. As fat as that cat is, if it's because she's pregnant you'll feel babies. You'll also see swollen nipples.
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Asante]
#22425429 - 10/24/15 12:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll just have to take her or him to the vet and figure it out if nobody claims her/him in the next few days. Regardless it's a welcome addition to my life whether i get this kitty home, or keep it (: It doesn't seem like it even has nipples or a hard tummy with babies, its just a chubby dude haha. It's getting cold here this time of year so maybe that explains it's fatness
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: Kalistis]
#22425473 - 10/24/15 12:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thank you all for helping me out
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Re: Sitting watching Archer and I kept hearing a cat meow... [Re: MysticMoteToter]
#22425616 - 10/24/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sounds like you want to keep him. I probably would. But no matter what decision you make its definitely the right one for you.
No kill center, flyers, or keeping him. Your hearts in the right place dude.
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