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Offlineresin
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When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol
    #22423677 - 10/23/15 04:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So your escort ex girlfriend who is dating a lesbian goes to Fresno, you subscribe to Fresno porn channels, then find her doing porn....then remember that one time she rubbed instant tanning shit all over you and filmed yall having sex and made the comment she was going to sell it....Damn how many fucking movies was it I made.....fuck I'm a porn star :frown: and received no compensation besides some free pussy I already had.....fuck


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OfflineNear Dylan
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: resin] * 2
    #22423688 - 10/23/15 04:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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resin said:
So your escort ex girlfriend who is dating a lesbian goes to Fresno, you subscribe to Fresno porn channels, then find her doing porn....then remember that one time she rubbed instant tanning shit all over you and filmed yall having sex and made the comment she was going to sell it....Damn how many fucking movies was it I made.....fuck I'm a porn star :frown: and received no compensation besides some free pussy I already had.....fuck



Doesn't matter, had sex


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Near Dylan]
    #22424000 - 10/23/15 05:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Near Dylan said:

Doesn't matter, had sex




I concur. :cheers:


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InvisibleJufin
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Lucis]
    #22425980 - 10/24/15 06:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Fennario said:
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Near Dylan said:

Doesn't matter, had sex




I concur. :cheers:




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Invisiblemicro
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Jufin]
    #22428845 - 10/24/15 07:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

if you're actually serious, they would need a model release if they are selling it =P


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: resin]
    #22430276 - 10/25/15 01:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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resin said:
So your escort ex girlfriend who is dating a lesbian goes to Fresno, you subscribe to Fresno porn channels, then find her doing porn....then remember that one time she rubbed instant tanning shit all over you and filmed yall having sex and made the comment she was going to sell it....Damn how many fucking movies was it I made.....fuck I'm a porn star :frown: and received no compensation besides some free pussy I already had.....fuck




A good friend of mine does porn - I think it's cool.


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #22430369 - 10/25/15 02:43 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

There are shroomerites who have done porn, :cookiemonster:


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OfflineVisionary Tools
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Near Dylan]
    #22439425 - 10/27/15 09:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Near Dylan said:
Quote:

resin said:
So your escort ex girlfriend who is dating a lesbian goes to Fresno, you subscribe to Fresno porn channels, then find her doing porn....then remember that one time she rubbed instant tanning shit all over you and filmed yall having sex and made the comment she was going to sell it....Damn how many fucking movies was it I made.....fuck I'm a porn star :frown: and received no compensation besides some free pussy I already had.....fuck



Doesn't matter, had sex



:billymaythumbup::heytherebadboy::2girls1cup:

You won man, but sometimes victory is anti-climatic.


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Near Dylan] * 2
    #22439601 - 10/27/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Near Dylan said:
Quote:

resin said:
So your escort ex girlfriend who is dating a lesbian goes to Fresno, you subscribe to Fresno porn channels, then find her doing porn....then remember that one time she rubbed instant tanning shit all over you and filmed yall having sex and made the comment she was going to sell it....Damn how many fucking movies was it I made.....fuck I'm a porn star :frown: and received no compensation besides some free pussy I already had.....fuck



Doesn't matter, had sex



But he cried the whole time


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22443075 - 10/28/15 01:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:didyouseethat:


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22444113 - 10/28/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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TheGreenArrow said:
:didyouseethat:



LOL


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Anonymous #4

Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: resin]
    #22444615 - 10/28/15 12:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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resin said:
So your escort ex girlfriend who is dating a lesbian goes to Fresno, you subscribe to Fresno porn channels, then find her doing porn....then remember that one time she rubbed instant tanning shit all over you and filmed yall having sex and made the comment she was going to sell it....Damn how many fucking movies was it I made.....fuck I'm a porn star :frown: and received no compensation besides some free pussy I already had.....fuck



Links?


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Anonymous #3

Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #22444743 - 10/28/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

seriously


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #22446502 - 10/28/15 08:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This thread is such mental masturbation its surreal.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22456004 - 10/30/15 10:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'm close to freshno ,like 100 miles from the joint.. is this girl fresh bro , like is she 18 ,because I've got a flesh pole she can dance on and I wouldn't complain if I didnt get paid for a lay. Unless  i was sponsored by lays chips because with lays chips Im entitled to their money , amateurs are only good for busting nuts , I've got a film from when I was 16 and gave this girl hickeys on her tits, if you want to pretend , she can be 18.

I wonder if having that video is illegal , I mean its my video lol


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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: JayZ Morgan] * 1
    #22456133 - 10/30/15 11:42 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

This is probably the worst S&R thread, ever.


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Anonymous #4

Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: Srirachi]
    #22456156 - 10/30/15 11:51 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Yeh, no links.


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InvisibleJufin
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Re: When your watching porn, and you come across your girlfriend...lol [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22457304 - 10/31/15 11:12 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Srirachi said:
This is probably the worst S&R thread, ever.



It was all worth it just for this:
Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
:didyouseethat:




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