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The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds * 1
    #22422728 - 10/23/15 12:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)



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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted]
    #22422734 - 10/23/15 12:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 3
    #22422790 - 10/23/15 12:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Morrow's still butthurt :lolsy:


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #22422796 - 10/23/15 12:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sounds like a chinese proverb.


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: Jufin] * 3
    #22422819 - 10/23/15 12:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

So this explains why men are so obnoxious. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted]
    #22422854 - 10/23/15 01:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Teehee! Makes sense to me.


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: Hellogoodbyedeath]
    #22422882 - 10/23/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Cojo, I've always wondered, is that you in your avatar?


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted]
    #22422891 - 10/23/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Howler monkeys are the loudest land animals on Earth, capable of bellowing at volumes of 140 decibels, which is on the level of gunshots or firecrackers.




at 50mg of flash powder American firecrackers queef faintly compared to the M80s of old

Meanwhile in Europe...



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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: SARAtonin] * 15
    #22422892 - 10/23/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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SARAtonin said:
So this explains why men are so obnoxious. :smilingpuppy:



Sara. Give me a break. You're obnoxious. Everything about you is obnoxious. You're a self-absorbed brat. Every time you post something or post a selfie, I throw up in my mouth a little bit. :shrug:


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: ThatKidWithTheFace]
    #22422893 - 10/23/15 01:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

who'd actually prefer large sloppy gonads anyways?


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted] * 3
    #22422901 - 10/23/15 01:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wonder how that cure for cancer research is going?


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted]
    #22422926 - 10/23/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

SARAtonin said:
So this explains why men are so obnoxious. :smilingpuppy:



Sara. Give me a break. You're obnoxious. Everything about you is obnoxious. You're a self-absorbed brat. Every time you post something or post a selfie, I throw up in my mouth a little bit. :shrug:



Hahahaha


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #22423113 - 10/23/15 01:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The louder the monkey, the smaller it's balls.  The smaller the penis, the louder it's engine.  The bigger the asshole, the larger it's balls.  The larger the penis, the happier it's girlfriend.


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: Jufin]
    #22423243 - 10/23/15 02:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Funny how humans act the exact same as their cousins....


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted]
    #22423366 - 10/23/15 03:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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morrowasted said:
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-louder-the-monkey-the-smaller-its-balls-study-finds-42361364663309

Just sayin'




That was a damn good read

Just sayin


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #22423378 - 10/23/15 03:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls

Its the other way around when you nutpunch them.


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted]
    #22423416 - 10/23/15 03:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

SARAtonin said:
So this explains why men are so obnoxious. :smilingpuppy:



Sara. Give me a break. You're obnoxious. Everything about you is obnoxious. You're a self-absorbed brat. Every time you post something or post a selfie, I throw up in my mouth a little bit. :shrug:




I don't know her personality, but she aint that bad looking, just saw a pic of her she posted in PoP thread.... :splooge:


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: SirShroomsAlott] * 1
    #22423437 - 10/23/15 03:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:


I don't know her personality, but she aint that bad looking, just saw a pic of her she posted in PoP thread.... :splooge:



I suspect you have pretty low self esteem/standards.

In any case, she could be a 10 and she'd still be ugly. Her ugliness radiates out from the inside. You just have to have been following Sara through the years to know what I am talking about.

I am just gonna have to go ahead and ask for a pic of you to understand where you're coming from.


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #22423442 - 10/23/15 03:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

morrowasted said:
Quote:

SARAtonin said:
So this explains why men are so obnoxious. :smilingpuppy:



Sara. Give me a break. You're obnoxious. Everything about you is obnoxious. You're a self-absorbed brat. Every time you post something or post a selfie, I throw up in my mouth a little bit. :shrug:




:thatsaten:


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Re: The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller its Balls, Study Finds [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22423451 - 10/23/15 03:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Morrow's still butthurt :lolsy:




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