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Asante
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A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery 1
#22422050 - 10/23/15 09:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just got the following concerned support ticket:
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AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND, TO CONSUME MAGIC MUSHROOMS IS A VERY VERY BIG SIN. IF YOU WANT TO LIVE ETERNALLY, THEN DON'T EAT MAGIC MUSHROOMS ANYMORE!!!
please spread this warning
I replied such:
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Greetings!
In my understanding, speaking on personal title, God has bestowed eternal life upon us as well as granted us active part in creation by giving us the ability to choose. Each choice comes with its consequences, but what each person chooses, and which consequences they will bear for it, is between them and God.
I will relay your warning to our community, and will let fate decide what will come of it.
Thank you for your concern and have a fine day.
Asante.
And with this thread, I make good on that.
Please discuss respecfully, this person clearly has our best interest at heart.
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Asante] 3
#22422052 - 10/23/15 09:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It would have just been easier to point out there is no god, and even if there was... she has a bizarre sense of humor.
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#22422064 - 10/23/15 09:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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FrozenHappiness
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22422105 - 10/23/15 09:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Masturbation is sinful too. We've all been doomed since puberty.
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#22422149 - 10/23/15 09:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said: It would have just been easier to point out there is no god, and even if there was... she has a bizarre sense of humor.
since when is god a she?
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Sheekle]
#22422177 - 10/23/15 09:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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since like 4ever brah
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Apollyphelion]
#22422201 - 10/23/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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They are all agaisnt it.
So when my brothers wife dies she becomes my wife and I need to bed her within a fortnight
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Capers
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Asante] 1
#22422210 - 10/23/15 10:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You got trolled.
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Capers]
#22422217 - 10/23/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Capers said: You got trolled.
Perhaps he's doing the trolling.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Sheekle] 1
#22422219 - 10/23/15 10:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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luvdemshrooms said: It would have just been easier to point out there is no god, and even if there was... she has a bizarre sense of humor.
since when is god a she?
if we're going to have fictitious entities that we refer to as a divine/omnipotent being then surely we can view that being as anything we wish
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: trekie]
#22422228 - 10/23/15 10:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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trekie said: So when my brothers wife dies she becomes my wife and I need to bed her within a fortnight
yes, because after that fortnight, that when the body really begins to smell and decompose
now that I know the bible supports necrophilia I'm more inclined to give christianity another shot
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
#22422231 - 10/23/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Which god out of the thousands man kind has fabricated throughout history are we sinning against?
:megapickard:
ALso why did god make the mushroom anyway? The sick fuck
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Prisoner#1] 2
#22422240 - 10/23/15 10:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: if we're going to have fictitious entities that we refer to as a divine/omnipotent being then surely we can view that being as anything we wish
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#22422242 - 10/23/15 10:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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No, he just fell for a massively obvious attempt at trolling is all.
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luvdemshrooms
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Capers]
#22422247 - 10/23/15 10:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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As someone who has read a great many of his ludicrous posts, I suspect Wiccan is trolling.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22422314 - 10/23/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said:
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luvdemshrooms said: It would have just been easier to point out there is no god, and even if there was... she has a bizarre sense of humor.
since when is god a she?
if we're going to have fictitious entities that we refer to as a divine/omnipotent being then surely we can view that being as anything we wish
God is a transexual
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#22422352 - 10/23/15 10:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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luvdemshrooms said:
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Prisoner#1 said: if we're going to have fictitious entities that we refer to as a divine/omnipotent being then surely we can view that being as anything we wish

better than most
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: koods]
#22422356 - 10/23/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Sheekle said:
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luvdemshrooms said: It would have just been easier to point out there is no god, and even if there was... she has a bizarre sense of humor.
since when is god a she?
if we're going to have fictitious entities that we refer to as a divine/omnipotent being then surely we can view that being as anything we wish
God is a transexual
god isnt real but I support your views of the fictitious diety
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22422397 - 10/23/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Gotta love those bible thumpers
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Fell] 1
#22422589 - 10/23/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sinners gonna sin
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
#22422621 - 10/23/15 12:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been changed.
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micro
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: SnowDaze]
#22422624 - 10/23/15 12:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The Bible talks about sacred “Manna” that the Israelites ate in the desert. Many clues are given as to just what Manna is. The Bible says Manna was a small round edible object that appeared on the ground after dew had fallen. If the Manna was left out in the Sun too long it would breed worms and stink. Exodus 16:14 reads, “And when the dew that lay was gone up, behold, upon the face of the wilderness there lay a small round thing, as small as the hoar frost on the ground.” Exodus 16:20 continues, “…some of them left of it till the morning, and it bred worms, and stank.” The small, round, edible objects which when left in the Sun rot, breed worms, and stink are none other than mushrooms.
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“Manna was thought of as being produced miraculously (IE: birth without seed). This is aperfect botanical description of a mushroom. Birth without seed (miraculous) is due to sporesbeing microscopic and not visible to the naked eye.Jesus describes the Mannas in detail in the book of John. In this story Jesus attempts to make clear; of manna, there are twodifferent ones/kinds. He describes the manna that he is giving the disciples (last supper) as the Manna that bestows immortality. His statement, unless you have eaten his flesh/body (Soma/Manna), and drink of his blood (Soma Juice), you have no life in you, takes on a whole new meaning in light of this discovery.The Manna is directly associated with the fruit of theTree of Life in the 2nd chapter of the bookof Revelation. It is the reward for those who overcome (the lies of the world). The ‘Fruit of the Tree’, the ‘Hidden Manna’ and the ‘Small White Stone’ are spoken of separately, but in the same context. All of these are symbols for the Amanita muscaria.”-James Arthur, “Mushrooms and Mankind” (16-17)
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John 6:31-41 reads, “Our fathers did eat manna in the desert; as it is written, He gave them bread from heaven to eat. Then Jesus said unto them, verily verily I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but myfather giveth you the true bread from heaven …Then said they unto him, Lord, evermore give us this bread. And Jesus said unto them, I am the bread of life … The Jews then murmured at him, because he said, I am the bread that came down from heaven.”
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Priests and pastors vehemently deny that “the truebread, the bread from heaven” is a mushroom, but have a difficult time explaining it as literalbread.Bread is not a small, round thing found dew-covered in the wilderness. Nor does it contain any of the mystical properties bestowed upon it. This is undeniably a reference to the magic mushroom.
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: micro] 2
#22422659 - 10/23/15 12:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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2015 believing in god
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micro
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#22422680 - 10/23/15 12:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Who cares? That was from a 10 second search on Google.
Still, that's the best way to argue with the fundies since their cop-out tactics only work as far as they can fall back to scripture.
Not that it's a fundie it was probably just some bored teenager surfing the net.
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Capers]
#22422806 - 10/23/15 12:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Capers said: No, he just fell for a massively obvious attempt at trolling is all.
Just doing mah job. At least I didnt global sticky it
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micro
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: Asante]
#22422857 - 10/23/15 01:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I usually take the bait anyway; I love arguing with fundies.
Sometimes I even help turn them gay!
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Re: A word of warning from a concerned Believer upon finding the Shroomery [Re: micro]
#22422914 - 10/23/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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if mushrooms are a sin then im with the devil
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