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Svetaketu
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I Killed Timothy 3
#22414805 - 10/21/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been a long time lurker, but this is my first post. I guess before now, I just had nothing really to post about. so, hi I'm Svetaketu
Now on to the post, a little while back, i noticed a very, very small garden spider building a fairly unique web in the corner of my windowsill. Seeing that he was pretty small and harmless looking, I figured I'd let him live. I mean he was catching a lot of flies, that were bugging me at the time, and after observing him for a few days, I realized he didn't really move, almost at all, his food was basically just being delivered to him. After a while I grew kind of fond of him, and named him Timothy.
Timothy has been living harmlessly for months now, and I have literally never seen him move. Just improved his web, and chilled out.
Now, literally minutes ago, whilst smoking a bowl of some cherry pie, He descended upon my keyboard, and then slowly started going back up while I was watching a video. I was so startled, that I killed him. I didn't know it was him! he'd grown a lot these past months. No longer was he the baby garden spider, he was now fairly large, and starting to look really freaky. But the point is, I killed him in almost what seemed like a natural fit of rage. I didn't even consider he was the spider I knew was in my room, my survival instinct took over, and rather than risk anything to consider the situation, I killed him.

Thoughts?
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Svetaketu]
#22414834 - 10/21/15 06:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Such a sad and interesting story for a first post that is for sure.
I'm sorry about your little friend.
But welcome to the shroomery!
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Svetaketu]
#22414838 - 10/21/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its perfectly natural, for fear to take over when fce to face with a spider of ANY size.
Your only regret should be not killing him sooner. For all you know there's a million of his children- i can't finish this statement. Spiders creep me out to much.
Fuck spiders.
Ps. As usual with threads about spiders, i am done posting here, for my own protection. Don't need to see any people posting pics of spiders.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Svetaketu] 3
#22414845 - 10/21/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The first kill is the hardest.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Sun King] 1
#22414912 - 10/21/15 06:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Poor Timothy. He just wanted a hit.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Svetaketu]
#22414920 - 10/21/15 06:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're a god-damn monster.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Sun King]
#22414933 - 10/21/15 06:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pretty cool you let him hang around as long as you did..
For you, a song.
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Bigfeely123
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Quote:
Fell said: Poor Timothy. He just wanted a hit.

I remember one time there was this spider in my smoke area that I saw almost every day for weeks, maybe even a couple months. Then one day he just wasn't there anymore. I saw this spider nearly every day for approximately two months or so... When he wasn't there anymore, as weird as it sounds, I was a little sad... I wonder where he went...
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Svetaketu]
#22414991 - 10/21/15 06:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I had a similar thing happen with a spider, except he was kind of a countryish spider so I named him Henry. I was dosed on some cactus and opened my eyes to see a huge spider on the wall and before I knew it squashed it, to my horror it was Henry.
I can totally relate.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Lucis]
#22415133 - 10/21/15 07:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Give your spider friend a proper burial. Then make a shrine in his memory.
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I had a smoke buddy once as well. A praying mantis that we named Twigs. He would dance to Job for a Cowboy and showed everyday for 6months when we would go to the park to smok a blunt.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Fell]
#22415252 - 10/21/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What happened to Twigs? Did a bird get him?
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Fell
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Sadly a nearby spider finally got him. That was a sad day indeed.
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Fell]
#22415283 - 10/21/15 07:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Did you see it happen?!?
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Fell]
#22415287 - 10/21/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn... that sucks man. When I didn't see the spider after a few days I felt sad as well. I know the feels man.
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stuckinwonderland
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Dude you need to avenge twiggy by going on a spider killing rampage
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Fell]
#22415415 - 10/21/15 07:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fell said: Sadly a nearby spider finally got him. That was a sad day indeed. 
See this is exactly why all spiders should be exterminated. Their evil. The devil in a physical form. Halloween is coming, and it is my busiest season yet.(lots of spiders in fall, and very convincing decorations)
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Svetaketu
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Quote:
Fell said: Poor Timothy. He just wanted a hit.
He did! and he got one, right as he came down I blew out a hit
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Bodhi of Ankou said: You're a god-damn monster.
I know...
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Re: I Killed Timothy [Re: Svetaketu]
#22415575 - 10/21/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Svetaketu said: I've been a long time lurker, but this is my first post. I guess before now, I just had nothing really to post about. so, hi I'm Svetaketu
Now on to the post, a little while back, i noticed a very, very small garden spider building a fairly unique web in the corner of my windowsill. Seeing that he was pretty small and harmless looking, I figured I'd let him live. I mean he was catching a lot of flies, that were bugging me at the time, and after observing him for a few days, I realized he didn't really move, almost at all, his food was basically just being delivered to him. After a while I grew kind of fond of him, and named him Timothy.
Timothy has been living harmlessly for months now, and I have literally never seen him move. Just improved his web, and chilled out.
Now, literally minutes ago, whilst smoking a bowl of some cherry pie, He descended upon my keyboard, and then slowly started going back up while I was watching a video. I was so startled, that I killed him. I didn't know it was him! he'd grown a lot these past months. No longer was he the baby garden spider, he was now fairly large, and starting to look really freaky. But the point is, I killed him in almost what seemed like a natural fit of rage. I didn't even consider he was the spider I knew was in my room, my survival instinct took over, and rather than risk anything to consider the situation, I killed him.

Thoughts?
survival... yeah. you're 10,000 times larger than him, he was small and defenseless, this wasnt self defense as you try to claim, you didnt fear for your life, you just didnt want to give him any pie and you know how he loved pie
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Svetaketu
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Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:
Svetaketu said: I've been a long time lurker, but this is my first post. I guess before now, I just had nothing really to post about. so, hi I'm Svetaketu
Now on to the post, a little while back, i noticed a very, very small garden spider building a fairly unique web in the corner of my windowsill. Seeing that he was pretty small and harmless looking, I figured I'd let him live. I mean he was catching a lot of flies, that were bugging me at the time, and after observing him for a few days, I realized he didn't really move, almost at all, his food was basically just being delivered to him. After a while I grew kind of fond of him, and named him Timothy.
Timothy has been living harmlessly for months now, and I have literally never seen him move. Just improved his web, and chilled out.
Now, literally minutes ago, whilst smoking a bowl of some cherry pie, He descended upon my keyboard, and then slowly started going back up while I was watching a video. I was so startled, that I killed him. I didn't know it was him! he'd grown a lot these past months. No longer was he the baby garden spider, he was now fairly large, and starting to look really freaky. But the point is, I killed him in almost what seemed like a natural fit of rage. I didn't even consider he was the spider I knew was in my room, my survival instinct took over, and rather than risk anything to consider the situation, I killed him.

Thoughts?
survival... yeah. you're 10,000 times larger than him, he was small and defenseless, this wasnt self defense as you try to claim, you didnt fear for your life, you just didnt want to give him any pie and you know how he loved pie

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