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Yelp sues South Park for $10million
#22411878 - 10/21/15 12:26 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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http://nbc.com.co/yelp-sues-south-park-for-10-million-over-episode/
I don't think they will win. But look at this part..... Is this real?
Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for a Christian anti-masturbation organization, says the company is losing business because of Yelp reviewers.
“Before being listed on Yelp we had no problem going around the country speaking to elementary school children about the dangers and consequences of masturbation. Now, with our poor reviews on Yelp, people are beginning to question our morals and ethics, like that is so important. Just because I have been arrested three times for public masturbation and each case was pardoned by the Governor, doesn’t mean our federal funding and government support had anything to do with it. With the assumptions made by Yelp reviewers, they are causing deadly self-rape addictions in this country to continue and in the end it is Big Masturbation that wins. Such a shame.”
Wtf?
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze] 1
#22412022 - 10/21/15 12:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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south park is unsuable.
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze]
#22412030 - 10/21/15 12:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That is pretty funny
They aren't going to win
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Salomon] 4
#22412033 - 10/21/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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SnowDaze
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Black_Sunset]
#22412075 - 10/21/15 01:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is there really a Fappy the Dolphin?
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze]
#22412114 - 10/21/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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WTF IT'S REAL?!
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: mygrowscope]
#22412119 - 10/21/15 01:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah apparently it is real news... Not sure how but that is on nbc...
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze]
#22412125 - 10/21/15 01:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: mygrowscope]
#22412235 - 10/21/15 03:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fappy the Dolphin - a Furry mascot AGAINST masturbation?
I think its a hoax.
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: mygrowscope]
#22412237 - 10/21/15 03:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fappy the dolphin better be ready to pay South park, I have a feeling this is gonna backfire on them.
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Achillita]
#22412405 - 10/21/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: EllisDSox]
#22412407 - 10/21/15 07:01 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't get over a furry by the name of FAPPY THE DOLPHIN being used against masturbation.
Not even the fact that alerting elementary school kids to masturbation is questionable and will probably backfire but..
A furry against masturbation, DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Asante]
#22412538 - 10/21/15 07:59 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol.
I thought that it must be fake... Funny tho
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze] 1
#22412715 - 10/21/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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“We’ve taken a hard look at the information presented to us, and after reviewing it, we have given Yelp and their lawsuit only one star. Their lawyers delivered us legal documents in a very unprofessional manner; not bothering to smile or even a quick handshake. The writing on the envelope was barely legible and in two different colors. It is our personal opinion that Yelp could do a much better job by not suing us for ten million dollars.”
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22412762 - 10/21/15 09:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Out of all the names they could have called that dolphin, they ended up picking a name that refers directly to masturbation
Fappy.
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Patlal]
#22412884 - 10/21/15 09:28 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I still think fappy the dolphin is hilarious
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze]
#22412936 - 10/21/15 09:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: SnowDaze]
#22412967 - 10/21/15 09:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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this made me laugh
Quote:
Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the popular animated series, were quick to issue a statement of their own.
“We’ve taken a hard look at the information presented to us, and after reviewing it, we have given Yelp and their lawsuit only one star. Their lawyers delivered us legal documents in a very unprofessional manner; not bothering to smile or even a quick handshake. The writing on the envelope was barely legible and in two different colors. It is our personal opinion that Yelp could do a much better job by not suing us for ten million dollars.”
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22412993 - 10/21/15 09:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: this made me laugh
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the popular animated series, were quick to issue a statement of their own.
“We’ve taken a hard look at the information presented to us, and after reviewing it, we have given Yelp and their lawsuit only one star. Their lawyers delivered us legal documents in a very unprofessional manner; not bothering to smile or even a quick handshake. The writing on the envelope was barely legible and in two different colors. It is our personal opinion that Yelp could do a much better job by not suing us for ten million dollars.”
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Re: Yelp sues South Park for $10million [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22413014 - 10/21/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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