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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Let's write a story!
    #22410848 - 10/20/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not sure if this will take off but it seems like it could be fun :grin:

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No more than 4 sentences per post.
No double posting.
Your contribution has to flow on from the previous post and 'make sense'.

Please do not post unless you are contributing to the story.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22410850 - 10/20/15 07:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A Tale of Tales
  written by The Shroomery

  Chapter 1

Mesmerized by the rays of golden sunlight invading her room, Sarah felt almost normal. She had temporarily  forgotten about the recent events that she still hadn't fully processed, questioning if she ever will. There was a loud knock at the door that echoed through her apartment, snapping Sarah out of her blissful trance. Reality came crashing down on her like a tonne of bricks as she hesitantly left the false safety of her warm bed. 


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 4
    #22410886 - 10/20/15 07:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

when all of a sudden, BOOM!!!,

a deer breaks through the door and storms into sarah's room trappling her to death.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: zZZz]
    #22410915 - 10/20/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sarah's startled spirit fled her trampled corpse and traveled towards the light. "What a curious way to exit." Her spirit mused as the light got closer and brighter.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22410942 - 10/20/15 07:54 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Just as she was about to reach out and toutch the light she thought to herself, "How can a deer knock on a door?". She snapped into lucidity, aware that she was dreaming. Her dreamy brown eyes closed and reopened, and she was surrounded by the most magnificent scenery from the mountain top she now sat on.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #22410957 - 10/20/15 07:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That dream weed shit works. She awoke and did her usual routine. Coffee. Bong.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: thebitterbuffalo26]
    #22410984 - 10/20/15 08:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The coffee was very strong so she had to rush to the bathroom to evacuate her bowels


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22410999 - 10/20/15 08:03 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The end.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: ak47myth] * 1
    #22411045 - 10/20/15 08:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"The end", she thought. "When will this end?". She had taken what she thought was two blotters of LSD and being new to psychedelics she was starting to freak out about how long she had been tripping. Had it been days, weeks even?


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22411062 - 10/20/15 08:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sarah then proceeded to inject two grams of heroin into her arms throughout the day.

While making her routinely drug drop offs around the city of London.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: TNK]
    #22411098 - 10/20/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

As she rounded the corner towards her last drop her vision was invaded with red and blue. Half a dozen police cars were camped outside the house she was travelling to. One of the officers made eye contact with her as she clenched the 8 ball in her satchel, slowly backing around the corner.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

My Drawings


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22411146 - 10/20/15 08:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She immediately drove to the nearest 7-11 and stashed her Glock and remainder of her narcotics in a trash can.

Later that evening a swaggy dressed gentleman entered the establishment, bought a pack of Camel Crush Bold, and a packet of gum.

He then proceeded to empty the trash in the ladies room, and  hansomly tipping the cashier before stepping back into his Pinto.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: TNK]
    #22411187 - 10/20/15 08:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

>>BEEP<<

"It's done."  read the screen in Sarah's hand.

"Another mission complete.  And just in time," she thought.  She grabbed her bags and made her way to the taxi sitting outside.

"To the airport!" she commanded the driver.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #22411202 - 10/20/15 08:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Just as Bob was receiving Sarah's message the door in his hotel room flung open, as several armed men entered the room. They spoke only in Russian until a man behind dark sunglasses entered the room.

It was Victor, Bob knew the jig was up and that Victor had somehow realized their scheme and their attempt to rob the Russian drug cartels.

Victor sparked a cigarette, a Malbaro 100, it hung freely as Victor began to speak.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: TNK]
    #22411306 - 10/20/15 09:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

"Do you see these?" he asked smugly as he pointed at the cold steel automatic rifles his henchmen were jamming in Bobbie's face.

"Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov." 

"Wha- Wh- What do you want?" Bobby stammered.

"I want what everybody wants.  The money and the girl.  Where's your boss?" Victor interrogated.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #22411320 - 10/20/15 09:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

and then he ordered his henchmen to shoot bobby. he was killed instantly. and then victor killed himself

it was meant to be. it was destiny.

the end


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: Envix]
    #22411360 - 10/20/15 09:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
and then he ordered his henchmen to shoot bobby. he was killed instantly. and then victor killed himself

it was meant to be. it was destiny.

the end




Was the text Sanches sent to Sarah and their boss, encrypted in code.

Little did Victor know, Sarah and Bobby were hired by the DEA to infiltrate the Russian Drug Cartels in order to end them and ultimately fight the true evil of the world, communism.


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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: TNK]
    #22411708 - 10/20/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Sarah hit send, then looked up from her smartphone. There they were, standing right in front of her.  She could not believe her eyes.


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Let's write a story! [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #22411851 - 10/21/15 12:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

and then they screamed at her.

" OPEN THE DOOR!"

"GET ON THE FLOOR!"


"EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR"


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