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ServantOfBaphomet
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What happened to my poop?
#22409757 - 10/20/15 03:14 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Being the dirty hippie I am, though I shower almost daily, I enjoy taking a shit in the woods from time to time. I used to dig a latrine and use it for a few days before covering it up. Though lately, I've meandered from my abode to the woods in "quickness", shall we say, and dropped deuces straight on the forest floor.
I spend a bit of time walking through the woods, sometimes every day. I have noticed that after a few days, I will walk through the spot of my deed, and nothing would be there. Like, the next day after a drop, I'll notice a lot of cool-looking flies or hornets all over my poop, but they aren't around by day three or four. And neither is my poop.
I thought the purpose of digging a latrine was to be sure that one's poop rotted nicely in the Earth, and not be stagnant on the surface. (Aside from covering up one's odours from other predatory animals.) My load is gone after day three.
The Bible says that if you don't cover your poop, you will be damned for an eternity in Hell.
Am I going to Hell, guys?
I'mma find a good bucket and enjoy the ride. Maybe a bucket and a chamber pot.
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Thats actually pretty cool. What area of US do you live in?
And I assume that the flies and insects take the droplets of water and eventually the dry poop substance just disintergrates into soil?
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: topdog82]
#22412100 - 10/21/15 01:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow. I was extremely high when I posted this. The last reply kind of confirms this might be a tmi thread.
I live on the Eastern seaboard between Georgia and Pennsylvania.
And no, I am guessing that they eat it all.
It may be of interest to note that I am all natural/vegetarian except eggs and fish from time to time. When I've fucked up and eaten something when I'm out with someone, my poop doesn't disappear and I have to end up scattering it or burying it.
Huhhuhuhuuhhuh huhhuh uhhuuhhuh-huhu-huh-uhuh-uhu-hhhhuuhhh.... Hey Beavis... huhhhhuhuhhuh-hu-huhuhuh-uhuhuh-uh... he said "scattering".
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Much like Jesus, after day three your poop transforms to spirit and goes to be with the Father.
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22412126 - 10/21/15 01:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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"But who is to roll away" the chamber pot? While I get stoned?
For it is filled with dank, brown, chunky yumminess, and taunts the sinners already bound in hell. For one minute of eternity they bow their heads as I lay my load of brownie chunk on the floor of the sacred forest.
All is well.
But "This too shall pass."
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
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I was just about to type that exact thing out but you beat me to it by 3 and 1 quarters seconds.
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22412133 - 10/21/15 01:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Not even bits of corn remain?
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I'm vegetarian too, I almost feel like I should go out into the woods and take a shit and observe for scientific reasons to see if it too just vanishes after day 3. Dog shit sticks around for a long time though in comparison, it gets all white and stuff.. why doesn't your human poo do that.. interesting, interesting.. Does someone who eats meat or an unhealthy unnatural diet have poo that won't dissolve naturally.. or does it just depend on insects and bacteria. So many life mysteries.
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: MsMycelium]
#22412208 - 10/21/15 03:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I would have a meltdown if I had to shit in the woods,I hate public bathrooms
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Quote:
ServantOfBaphomet said: The Bible says that if you don't cover your poop, you will be damned for an eternity in Hell.
Link?
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Quote:
ServantOfBaphomet said: My load is gone after day three.
I've been stealing it and planting it where I commit crimes. I've watched enough CSI to know that if they find a semi-fresh steamer, they won't even bother looking deeper into a forensic analysis (hair samples, fingerprints, saliva, etc)
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: Morgenstern]
#22416548 - 10/22/15 02:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's a proverb. One must cover up one's poop before God or one isn't considered Holy.
And Morgenstern, good show.
Hail Satan!
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Satan can eat a dick..
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spaghetti poop hotdog hamburger poop hot dogs hogdogs frogdogs corndogs pogs logs clogs fogs fecschorckin stockin buh burkin flip floppin n flurpin dat purp chron don spaghet on ma nig nog clcink clonk clank vodka in a fish tank pigletts on a plate gimme dat salt gimme dat peppa we gon eat bacon fo dinna sqqaut ya flexin muscles n take a seat git ready cuz its time to eat trick or treat gimme somethin good to eat hell yeah heck yeah candy candy candy it aint so dandy gettin free candy as long as it aint sandy cuz aint no body want sand in theyer candy nope nope nope not me no you not nobody not anybody not nippity nop nobody not even godzilla
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I feel you bro..
Pop quiz, can you name the species of animal in your sig and who first described it?
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22416611 - 10/22/15 03:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fruit bat i think and n0 but i like to imagineit as a superhero named banana bat
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Hey, there you go. Fruit bat, aka, dog faced bat, aka, flying fox, considered in the class of 'mega bat', so definatly a super hero. Cool fucking animals man. Not many things fucks with them but Ive seen crocodiles jump out of the water and snag them of their perch. Snakes get them too. Not a whole lot else gets those nectar drinkers.. they on natures crack!
They're nutts bro, look at those eyes..:cuckooclock:
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Haha, it's like, calm down bro, take a breath..we got tons of banannas right here dude..lol
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22416935 - 10/22/15 06:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're supposed to bury your shit so the flies don't pick up your shit bacteria and spread it to someone's food. Nobody wants hepatitis or whatever nasty hippie disease op is carrying.
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OK, Passiflora. Finally an informed, relative reply to my original question.
However, imbibing most of the sacraments of the Earth every single day, (yes, yes, even those ones...) I never get sick or diseased. It's like the alkaloids that plants produce to keep away animals, bacteria and pests, have kept the common diseases of the World at bay for quite a long time.
I just got Stella Artois tonight after drinking Heineken for a straight month. This stuff is immaculate. I'm sorry, Stella is like some sacred brew from lost realms of elf and fairy. I feel like a giant who has confiscated their sacred drink.
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!!
(And Lucifer deserves respect as well, Amanita, you greedy little child. )
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Are you pagan or satanist?
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: MsMycelium]
#22419946 - 10/22/15 07:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're only allowed to leave it unburied if you don't use tp.
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I clicked on this thread hoping that your poop was being stolen. I was not let down.
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I bet op has a shit eating dog monster.
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Re: What happened to my poop? [Re: Amanita86]
#22420327 - 10/22/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Hey, there you go. Fruit bat, aka, dog faced bat, aka, flying fox, considered in the class of 'mega bat', so definatly a super hero. Cool fucking animals man. Not many things fucks with them but Ive seen crocodiles jump out of the water and snag them of their perch. Snakes get them too. Not a whole lot else gets those nectar drinkers.. they on natures crack!
They're nutts bro, look at those eyes..:cuckooclock:
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Amanita86 said: Haha, it's like, calm down bro, take a breath..we got tons of banannas right here dude..lol
 you the batman er somethin? is that yer banana bat in my signature?
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I am a Thelemite. This would make me a pagan. Or, someone who meditates, smokes quality ganja, and performs banishing rituals to accomplish what Terrence McKenna calls "balancing the wheels of the after-death vehicle."
Because I adore Pan doesn't necessarily make me a Satanist. The goat-hoofed god of procreation, natural sexuality, rebellion, and Love deserves some respect if we respect the Sun, the Air, our food, etc.. (IMHO.)
What kinda beer do ya'll like to drink?
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