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Gorlax



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Pre Employment Drug Tests
#22407156 - 10/20/15 03:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I've been clean from blazing for 6 months. I however have taken other things that don't have long time slots like weed. I just got accepted into this medical program and at the same time have goten numerous interviews for well paying jobs (which I might not even be able to accept because of school) just my luck. These jobs are in the biotech field and aren't government or federal.
I was just curious to see what the majority of users here who have taken pre employment screenings get. Are you sent to an urgent care facility where they just leave u in the room alone? My friend who recently got a job in a sort of similar but not really field was left alone in a room so he was able to use his fake piss. The exact same for my other friend. So I'm guessing the majority are done this way. From what I know you are only observed in certain situations or for supervised probation.
I have been over thinking this shit for the past week. I'm waiting to hear back from the HR department anyways they said they had to complete more interviews before makings a decision.
Alprazolam would be the thing I'm referring to as well. Which I have came to the conclusion is in my body for about 3-4 days? This is using the elimination by 4x the half life of the drug.
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Gorlax]
#22407163 - 10/20/15 03:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was hired on and did orientation and then the drug test later that day.
I could have rescheduled though and knew of the test 2-3 weeks in advance.
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Gorlax



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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Shiithead]
#22407168 - 10/20/15 04:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thanks I'm really hoping to just get an advanced warning because I really don't think I'm going to have any of this in my system for longer then a week.
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Gorlax]
#22407207 - 10/20/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You'll be in a room alone but someone will be right outside the door constantly checking on you. You can't wash your hands and they put this blue dye in the toilet. The piss should be plenty hot or it won't register.
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Gorlax



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I thought you just pissed in a cup? So they scoop piss out of the toilet. That sounds pretty ratchet. I actually just got another call for an interview and I'm not feeling well at all to even go into this place. Also considering we are having a massive thunderstorm with hail I'm not driving my car in this shit. Also it was 20 minutes notice?!? I've never heard of that before.
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Gorlax]
#22409305 - 10/20/15 01:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Stop abducting children gorlax let them go this isn't the answer bro
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Gorlax



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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Moonshoe]
#22409462 - 10/20/15 01:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I have like 3 in the basement. I'm stocked up for a while right now.
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D.M.T
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Gorlax]
#22409501 - 10/20/15 02:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You do piss in a cup. The reason they don't let you flush the toilet is so you can't flush down possible contraband that aided you in fixing the test, like packaging.
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: D.M.T]
#22409777 - 10/20/15 03:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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They will not watch you pee unless it's for the department of transportation or if it's for supervised probation.
Now there was one time for a job in a small town there was no special drug testing place so they sent me to a hospital to get tested. They made me change into a hospital gown thingy with no clothes underneath then go into a separate room to pee in a cup. I had to think fast for that one so I just held the bottle between my legs and carefully walked down the hall without dropping it. It probably looked funny but hey I got the job.
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: searching]
#22409991 - 10/20/15 04:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thanks for the info. Basically everything I have heard from people is this exact scenario so if I was to be monitored I'd just say fuck this lol.
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SnowDaze
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: Gorlax]
#22410121 - 10/20/15 04:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm moving and I really ate the thought of having to take a drug test like this.... I pray to God that I don't have to
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: SnowDaze]
#22410204 - 10/20/15 04:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you dont get watched. when i had to take a pre employment piss test they just closed the door and let me piss.
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D.M.T
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: MoldyArt]
#22410222 - 10/20/15 04:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My nephew just got a job at a factory and says there's no way he didn't come up positive for THC. Some places just don't care. They just do it for the insurance breaks.
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: D.M.T]
#22410373 - 10/20/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i had an ace bandage up in my upper ;eg and put my fake pee in the ace bandage, just under my nuts. I of course warmed the pee up to 100F before putting it their. Temps have to be 90F - 100F to counts. Make sure to shake the pee before heating, after heating, and before pouring in the cup.
I forgot to shake before I poured in the cup and it only read 92F instead of 96F as it said on my pee bottle. Of course 92F is still passing. Just kinda low. Best temp is 94F
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Re: Pre Employment Drug Tests [Re: D.M.T]
#22410374 - 10/20/15 05:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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You dont get watched, its usually in a medical building, and yeahh they say empty your pockets then you go piss, i had to do one department of transportation random test and no one watched me pee then either, but they do listen on the other side of the door. I diluted onece and used too much vitamin b12 and my piss was almost neon yellow/green. And i took the lid to the tank off the toilet and peed the first and last part of my stream in there... i got some funny looks but i passed
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