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zZZz
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: Anahata]
#22400298 - 10/18/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Anahata said: The obvious thread.
it is really?
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SpiritualWarrior
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Convikt Kelly said: OTC stool softeners are like, $4
If you do opiates you should know that LOL
Yeah well, I learned my lesson this time. LOL. I think it was the cheese queso I ate and lack of water and exercise.
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SpiritualWarrior
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: Lucis]
#22400423 - 10/18/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fennario said:
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SpiritualWarrior said: I had been taking opioid pain pills for a few days and I took a shit that was as big as the titanic. I wanted to name it after it came out because of the struggle it took to drop a turd of such grandeur. It was truly an amazing and relieving feeling. Im gonna stop taking pain medicine tho now for sure. Its not worth the blockage I've never been blocked like that in my life.
Watch out man, you don't want hemorrhoids.
Luckily, my ass was relatively unscathed. Aside from some soreness.
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Anahata


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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: zZZz]
#22400484 - 10/18/15 09:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said:
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Anahata said: The obvious thread.
it is really? 
Yes, yes it is.
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Asante
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: zZZz]
#22401272 - 10/19/15 05:38 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The degree to which your shit stinks reflects how healthy your diet and bowel flora is. If thats healthy theres barely any odor.
I enjoy the smell of horse poo.
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nice1returns
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: zZZz]
#22401276 - 10/19/15 05:41 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why do girls think theres don't stink? I hate stinky girls, they got bad breath in the morning and they complain at a bit of man odour cuz they don't realise their shit stinks too
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deucedbi9
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: zZZz]
#22401335 - 10/19/15 06:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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zZZz said: some more than others, and yet others are able to mask the smells with fancy scents, but the fact still remains, everybody's shit stinks.
discuss
My shit don't stink when I eat a good diet. The kind of high fiber diet that you barely need to wipe after having a crap.
It also helps if you chew your food properly. If you wolf down your food the digestive system doesn't have time to break it down properly so you pass half rotten half digested, and therefore stinky stools. Don't eat like a dog. Problem solved.
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Lucis
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: deucedbi9]
#22401337 - 10/19/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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my stool smells like fermented fruit and veggies.
true story.
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SirShroomsAlott
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nice1returns said: Why do girls think theres don't stink? I hate stinky girls, they got bad breath in the morning and they complain at a bit of man odour cuz they don't realise their shit stinks too 
But girls don't take shits, or fart 
On a side note, the shit I'm currently taking wreaks of dead animals and months old moldy food. Everyone's shit might stink, but not as bad as mine
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nice1returns
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My shit was black after drinking 2 bottles of red wine, I was so proud 
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My shit don't stink when I eat a good diet. The kind of high fiber diet that you barely need to wipe after having a crap.
The secret to a clean break away. Thanks man thats handy info
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Shroomopotamus
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My shit only smells like shit when I eat like shit.
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Lucis
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nice1returns said: My shit was black after drinking 2 bottles of red wine, I was so proud 
Yeah, red wines will clear you out.
I consumed 1 bottle of petite syrah this one time, had a blowout like 2 hours after that, explosive purple poop.
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: Lucis]
#22423642 - 10/23/15 04:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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im surprized there isn't a tek on the shroomery yet of someone distilling their piss and shit to recycle their wine into more drinks
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akira_akuma
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Re: Everybody's shit stinks [Re: makaveli8x8] 1
#22423663 - 10/23/15 04:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'm not even gonna post in this thread.
shit, i guess i kinda undercut my stink there.
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