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OfflineKinko
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older women , banging body * 1
    #22396505 - 10/18/15 07:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

For the past 3 weeks ive been working as a "concierge" and or security guard i just walk around with a flashlight and watch netflix all night. Theres this short haired , cute face divorced 50 year old woman with a banging body my god she looks tight and her skin looks hella good i want to bone her... Anyways i overheard shes been seperated for 7 years :o and her son works there.                We been chichattting or what not.. I think im going in. I will try and gets pics fpr an epic thread.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko] * 2
    #22396507 - 10/18/15 07:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

DSHSB

for science


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko]
    #22396510 - 10/18/15 07:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

50 yo women are old, I would see if she has a daughter.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko] * 1
    #22396520 - 10/18/15 07:44 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You may need a better flashlight.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Astral Pain]
    #22396526 - 10/18/15 07:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I raise my glass to older women :cheers:


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Beanhead]
    #22396531 - 10/18/15 07:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What they lack in youth they make up for with experience


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Beanhead]
    #22396537 - 10/18/15 07:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Beanhead said:
I raise my glass to older women :cheers:




Older women for me would be 70.

:singletear:


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22396564 - 10/18/15 08:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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nicechrisman said:
DSHSB

for science




I fucking love science.

:raisemyglass:


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InvisibleAstral Pain
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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Sun King]
    #22396572 - 10/18/15 08:15 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sun King said:
Quote:

Beanhead said:
I raise my glass to older women :cheers:




Older women for me would be 70.

:singletear:




That would be older for anyone here.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko]
    #22396574 - 10/18/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

giver er hell laddie, just don't break her hip.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Lucis]
    #22396598 - 10/18/15 08:23 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lmao nah guys she might not be 50 exactly but close to it , looks like shes in great shape too has a body of a 20 yr old


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko]
    #22396605 - 10/18/15 08:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yea i forgot to mention i work in a retirement home but this lady actually works theres shes the "activity director"


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko]
    #22396647 - 10/18/15 08:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If I wasn't gay i would try and bang her before you, just to say I did.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: koods]
    #22396650 - 10/18/15 08:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You're probably busy with Sheekle right now anyways.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22396687 - 10/18/15 08:46 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

No we're not busy anymore


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: koods]
    #22396691 - 10/18/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hope you were gentle on the lad


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Kinko]
    #22396693 - 10/18/15 08:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

cougars :drooling:


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22396709 - 10/18/15 08:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I hope you were gentle on the lad



cumhrt


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Sheekle]
    #22396710 - 10/18/15 08:54 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hereby announce OWBB an official term.


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Re: older women , banging body [Re: Beanhead]
    #22396774 - 10/18/15 09:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I denounce it. But it was a cool term while it lasted.


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