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TheGreenArrow
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Wow. Starting to get pissed off.
#22391819 - 10/17/15 03:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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So I'm on vacation with my lady friend and she just does NOT want to fool around. I'm going nuts here and am not sure where to go from here. You'd figure a surprise vacation would warrant spontaneous sex... Son of a bitch I'm about done with this shroomerites.
I can no longer be more romantic. It's like being with a witches tit...
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22391830 - 10/17/15 03:50 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is she pissed at you for something you havent realized yet by chance? Or... has she always just not been as sexually amped as you?
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#22391833 - 10/17/15 03:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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At this point I'm kinda over it if she is pissed off. She's have absolutely no reason to be. As far as normal swx drive goes we fuck pretty much twice a day. But I suppose I'm just horny I'll sleep it off.
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Edited by TheGreenArrow (10/17/15 04:24 AM)
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22391897 - 10/17/15 04:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just wondering. Women dont always give a reason freely unles you pry it out well.. Enjoy the rest of your vacation. Try champagne next time... panty peeler
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22391921 - 10/17/15 05:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe it's that time of the month and she doesn't feel comfortable? Sometimes random is not good haha
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Obsesshroom]
#22392049 - 10/17/15 06:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Or maybe she just wants to make sure the vacation is about spending time together and not you looking for a reason to fuck her. IMO she is guaging the relationship.. in a good way.
Or just waiting for a good time for some surprise pussy.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Anonymous #1] 1
#22392102 - 10/17/15 07:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd be really worn out over time if I had to bang twice a day.. a man just needs some rest sometimes.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Oeric McKenna]
#22392364 - 10/17/15 09:13 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think we ate too many oysters. cannabis will do that to me as well. I think she was teasing me a little bit.
It actually made for a pleasant shower!
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow] 2
#22398650 - 10/18/15 04:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: At this point I'm kinda over it if she is pissed off. She's have absolutely no reason to be. As far as normal swx drive goes we fuck pretty much twice a day. But I suppose I'm just horny I'll sleep it off.
Haha, man to be honest if you guys have sex twice a day this thread makes you look like kind of a dick to get all upset that she doesn't want to bang one time.
I mean honestly, I don't think getting pissed off is an appropriate response to someone not wanting to have sex with you in any situation. But with someone you've known for years and have sex multiple times a day with, that almost makes it more inappropriate.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow] 1
#22398693 - 10/18/15 04:51 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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you should sit down and start to pleasure yourself while looking at her, when she says what are you doing, tell her you can't help yourself because you're horny and she turns you on so much.
don't ask her to do anything, as you masturbate let her know how beautiful she is, tell her how big and hard your cock is and how it throbs with pleasure for her, tell her she is the only one for you, let her know she is your angel, your everything, shower her with compliments, make her melt.
as you climax say her name.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22398718 - 10/18/15 04:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Buy a fleshlight
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Lucis]
#22398866 - 10/18/15 05:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fennario said: you should sit down and start to pleasure yourself while looking at her, when she says what are you doing, tell her you can't help yourself because you're horny and she turns you on so much.
don't ask her to do anything, as you masturbate let her know how beautiful she is, tell her how big and hard your cock is and how it throbs with pleasure for her, tell her she is the only one for you, let her know she is your angel, your everything, shower her with compliments, make her melt.
as you climax say her name.
thats weird
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Sheekle]
#22398878 - 10/18/15 05:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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have done it, worked like a charm, got laid all night after doing so.
it was so out of the blue that it took her by surprise.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Sheekle]
#22399110 - 10/18/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Worded that wrong I suppose.
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22399114 - 10/18/15 06:10 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Also, you're a towel.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22399849 - 10/18/15 08:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: Worded that wrong I suppose. 
Yeah, was easier doing it myself than trying to explain how to it to another person I guess.
Oh well, if you're always approaching sex with a "lets not do that it's weird approach" you will end up with a boring sex life.
To reword what I kinda meant, just worship ur lady bro, let her know how you're hot for her.
girl i used ta know would let me talk dirty to her and fap on her titties when she was on rag, that way I got off and she was entertained.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Lucis]
#22465634 - 11/02/15 07:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Yeah I think she was just "priming the pump" and "pissed off" was really just sexual frustration needing to be vented.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Lucis] 2
#22465895 - 11/02/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: you should sit down and start to pleasure yourself while looking at her, when she says what are you doing, tell her you can't help yourself because you're horny and she turns you on so much.
don't ask her to do anything, as you masturbate let her know how beautiful she is, tell her how big and hard your cock is and how it throbs with pleasure for her, tell her she is the only one for you, let her know she is your angel, your everything, shower her with compliments, make her melt.
as you climax say her name.
Or. While you masturbate, you could compliment yourself and say how soft your hands are. Ask yourself questions such as "How frequently do you moisturize?" and "Do you do this often?"
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: Lucis]
#22469320 - 11/03/15 02:00 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fennario said: have done it, worked like a charm, got laid all night after doing so.
it was so out of the blue that it took her by surprise.
haha, i did that to my ex- except i held him down with my legs and jerked off all over his face
and there was a random friend in the room >.>
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: micro]
#22469554 - 11/03/15 05:03 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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micro said:
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Fennario said: have done it, worked like a charm, got laid all night after doing so.
it was so out of the blue that it took her by surprise.
haha, i did that to my ex- except i held him down with my legs and jerked off all over his face
and there was a random friend in the room >.>
TMI
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: LunarEclipse]
#22469580 - 11/03/15 05:18 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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LunarEclipse said: TMI
Hah, maybe =P
This entire forum could be considered TMI :V
If something like that makes you squeamish (which at the time was mostly for fun / joking around, anyway) I'd hate to see you at some of the street fairs in SF. They make *me* squeamish :c
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22477392 - 11/04/15 05:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: So I'm on vacation with my lady friend and she just does NOT want to fool around. I'm going nuts here and am not sure where to go from here. You'd figure a surprise vacation would warrant spontaneous sex... Son of a bitch I'm about done with this shroomerites.
I can no longer be more romantic. It's like being with a witches tit...
So what Im gathering from this is that you have a (more or less) sexless relationship and its starting to frustrate you?
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: empty space]
#22477419 - 11/04/15 05:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Not at all.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22477616 - 11/04/15 06:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You do now.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: zappaisgod]
#22477789 - 11/04/15 06:43 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I guess it felt out of the ordinary to go from sex twiceca day to no swx for a few days. I made this thread because I needed to vent some frustration. We've been boning like rabbits since that day.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22493233 - 11/07/15 09:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jesus sometimes a woman needs a break. Calm down and jerk off.
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Re: Wow. Starting to get pissed off. [Re: BobaJones]
#22557951 - 11/21/15 11:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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She probably had a yeast infection or something. She didn't wanna say anything cause she doesn't want you to think about her vagina oozing pus and cottage cheese (you're welcome for that mental image btw) so that you wouldn't think of it later.
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