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I don't celebrate many birthdays...... * 4
    #22391794 - 10/17/15 03:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

BUT IT'S MY DOGS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

9 years today.  Just occurred to me today was also sweetest day lmao.  I've been so busy celebrating my dogs bday every year on this day I forgot it was a "holiday".  Doesn't get much sweeter than a weimaranar though. 























Sorry.  Dogs are one of the few things I am completely dedicated to now in life.  Without the shroomery I probably wouldn't even still have him.  I remember to be grateful sometimes, mainly with sparta :smile:


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago] * 2
    #22391868 - 10/17/15 04:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

happy birthday vandago's dog  :raisemyglass:


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago] * 3
    #22391879 - 10/17/15 04:31 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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happy birthday vandago's dog  :raisemyglass:



:whathesaid:

Also, this picture makes your dog look likeh e has shoulders and is taking a selfie...


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Achillita]
    #22391883 - 10/17/15 04:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Haha


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22392115 - 10/17/15 07:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Happy birthday to your doggie. What's your dog's name?


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22392485 - 10/17/15 09:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Yesterday was my 30th. Aint nobody wished me happy birthday.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22392527 - 10/17/15 10:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Happy belated birthday!


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22392954 - 10/17/15 11:40 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That dog needs all of it's puppy kisses stolen. Fortunately, I am a master puppy kiss thief.

He is so CUTE!


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22393105 - 10/17/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Yesterday was my 30th. Aint nobody wished me happy birthday.




Happy belated :hug:


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22395606 - 10/17/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Happy birthday to your doggie. What's your dog's name?





The weim is sparta, the aredale is fizzle.

I made them a breakfast feast.  Crazy how my weim eats his banana and pickles before the eggs and bacon LOL.  He goes NUTS for bananas and pickles and broccoli.





Saves the bacon for last?  Weirdest dog I swear...



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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22395679 - 10/17/15 10:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

that's a nice looking pup u got there, i could tell u two have a really special connection, and im sure ur pup feels like he's the luckiest pup in the world. :hippie:

happy bday vandogO :highdog:



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Yesterday was my 30th. Aint nobody wished me happy birthday.




that's what u get for not liking surprises :snub:

happy bday tho, i got u a present :present:


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: zZZz]
    #22395741 - 10/17/15 10:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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that's a nice looking pup u got there, i could tell u two have a really special connection, and im sure ur pup feels like he's the luckiest pup in the world.




We've been through a lot together that's for sure.  I've had to fight a lot of pressure to keep him.  My entire family has been urging me to get rid of them to "get my life together" regardless of how many times I've told them all they are a part of it.  Whenever I am homeless it's because I haven't found a suitable spot for the 3 of us, and tenting it is way better than a cooped up apartment.  Now I have a huge squat house that I give no shits about, I mean I keep it clean and all the utilities are on, but I work so much now they pretty much run the joint. 


Sparta seriously has more intelligence than I have ever seen in a dog.  I came home one day wrecked mentally over something....and he got into all my packed stuff and pulled out a picture of my grandpa, my favorite childhood book, and my paper work from the hospital about my herpes and left them on my pillow?

Two days are I came home to a pile of dried noodles on the floor and a bottle of tums.

He can open doors, locked or not.  He can actually turn doorknobs with his mouth, and if he can't turn them he will just chew them and grind his claws on the door til he gets them off.....and he's only done this twice and it was once when fizzle got locked in the bathroom when I was gone, and once he locked himself in the bathroom....now I just keep the bathroom door shut so they don't get stuck in there....but when you come home and the doorknob is chewed off, and the other side of the door is clawed to hell and back....you can't even be mad....teamwork!


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Patlal]
    #22395883 - 10/17/15 11:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Yesterday was my 30th. Aint nobody wished me happy birthday.



That's cause your a cat. CATS DON'T HAVE BIRTHDAYS!


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22395889 - 10/17/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Wow I'm sorry but bitch ass family! That badass dog means more than all of them combined! If you ever see one of them with a fork or anything sharp near him don't hesitate to use overwhelming force.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: twighead]
    #22395919 - 10/17/15 11:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Wow I'm sorry but bitch ass family! That badass dog means more than all of them combined! If you ever see one of them with a fork or anything sharp near him don't hesitate to use overwhelming force.





"Those aren't dogs those are ponies"  I hear all the goddamn time.

My mom is....fucking nuts....and I have 3 siblings...we all have different dads.....so there's not any kind of bond going on ever with any of us.


My step dad and mom honestly believe "Iraq is not in asia. Asians are yellow bellied, slant eyed, zipper heads. Iraq is in the middle east."

I had to explain to them that asia is a continent and the middle east is not.  They were telling this "information" to a fucking 11 year old girl.

They have been telling me how fucked I am in life and how shitty I am all while they weigh 300+ lbs and are seriously the most disgusting people I know.  Like when you go to walmart and there's shit on the back of the toilet seat....thats what it's like when you are in my parents bathroom. 

They abandoned their house and moved in with my step dads mom....so I just took over their house that was just sitting empty.  It's taken me 8 weeks but it's almost clean enough where I can start fixing up the shit that won't cost me money.  How my mom never lost any of her kids is beyond me.  I can't tell you how many times when I was in 4th-6th grade I got woken up to hot alcy breath from my mom....."Wanna go to walmart and fuck shit up and eat dennys?".....FUCK YES!!!!


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22395927 - 10/17/15 11:40 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: Damn that all sounds so ridiculous, I haven't completely followed your story through the years but it definitely seems like you've risen from those roots.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: twighead]
    #22395984 - 10/18/15 12:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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:lol: Damn that all sounds so ridiculous, I haven't completely followed your story through the years but it definitely seems like you've risen from those roots.





That I have.  I am far from where I want to be, but I continue to better myself and try not to fall into the mold they think I should be in....which is work 60 hours a week and struggle. 

Anytime I am traveling or making money doing side jobs I hear immense shit from them.  "reselling stuff on ebay isn't a REAL job, you need a good factory job.  Good factory jobs are worth sucking dick for."

I don't really talk to anyone in my family very often.  I call my mom maybe once every week or two, and I talk to my "real" dad on facebook every now and then ( I've never met him ), but that's it.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago] * 2
    #22395989 - 10/18/15 12:06 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:highdog:


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22396081 - 10/18/15 12:42 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

You need a girlfriend bro.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] * 1
    #22396102 - 10/18/15 12:49 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

with a dog like that who needs a girlfriend... :bendoverrover:


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22396115 - 10/18/15 12:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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You need a girlfriend bro.





I've had plenty a girlfriend.  The most recent one left me because I got the aredale.  That was almost 2 years ago.  Since her I've been all over the place mentally and physically. 

I would love an honest woman right now, believe me.  Even if I had one I'd still cook my dogs food on their birthdays.  Fizzles is dec 1st.  They're like my kids, because I'm fairly certain I can't reproduce.....I had testicle problems as a kid.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22396118 - 10/18/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Those are pretty dogs those.

How is the weimaraners temperament?


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    #22396119 - 10/18/15 12:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Nah I feel you, relationships never really flew with me either, the amount of time you gotta invest, on top of having to put up with being ordered to do certain shit basically is too much for me. Fuck buddies and one night stands all the way.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22396151 - 10/18/15 01:18 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Those are pretty dogs those.

How is the weimaraners temperament?





He was so high strung and insane when I got him.  Destroyed everything, ate himself, had separation anxiety to the max, peed on everything because he was so excited all the time.

After a lot of reading and the help of some ladies I learned how to cope with it and work with him.  Now he is 100% chill and awesome.  Never jumps on anyone, never tears things up as long as I put things away....I mean if I leave a door open he's going to investigate everything.  Usually he is just inspecting stuff at all times.  In his old age though, when I am around, he just stays by my side and velcros to me. 

I honestly couldn't imagine my life without a weim now.  I'll probably always have one. 

Fizzle was the same high strung insane dog when I got him from a shelter.  He was born with one lung so he pops and wheezes all the time, but goddamn is he insane....fast as lightning, and he was a dick biter.....fucking bit joshisstoned right in the cock when I got him ( God I miss that guy RIP ) but I have him perfectly trained now too, aside from the jumping....he jumps like a jack russel.

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Nah I feel you, relationships never really flew with me either, the amount of time you gotta invest, on top of having to put up with being ordered to do certain shit basically is too much for me. Fuck buddies and one night stands all the way.





I like relationships honestly.  I hate watching movies alone, and I like cooking for more than one person.  I don't like when relationships get insane though.  I keep going for the same girls that have no intentions of long run things, and are using stepping stones to get to their desired point in life. I have faith I will find a lady that acts like a drunken pirate, but doesn't get schwilly drunk every day, or smoke all my weed.  I've met em, they are usually taken.


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    #22396159 - 10/18/15 01:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I've met em, they are usually taken.




True that brother, I work with one of them. Every single fucking day's a struggle to quell the little monkey part of my mind that just wants to bang the fuck out of her till the cows come home, and she knows it. Shes still a really good friend though.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22396176 - 10/18/15 01:37 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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I've met em, they are usually taken.




True that brother, I work with one of them. Every single fucking day's a struggle to quell the little monkey part of my mind that just wants to bang the fuck out of her till the cows come home, and she knows it. Shes still a really good friend though.



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I've met em, they are usually taken.




True that brother, I work with one of them. Every single fucking day's a struggle to quell the little monkey part of my mind that just wants to bang the fuck out of her till the cows come home, and she knows it. Shes still a really good friend though.





:lol:

A gentlemen? No way. You can't be respectful to relationships AND have one night stands!

That's awesome of you man.  I'm the same exact way.  I won't get with a woman when she is already with someone, if I find out she's cheating on someone with me I disregard her and tell them.  I hate people who pry on any woman they can get.

I have a friend that....I don't know why is still a friend....but he is....and he will literally message girls pics of his dick while you are dating her, and at his house with her. 

I wouldn't even call him a friend. I know this guy lol

Then he's always the one on FB crying when his girl cheats on him.


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22396181 - 10/18/15 01:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

True that man, the thing is she doesnt know my MO, and sometimes I slip up and she thinks im actually after her when the exact opposite is true. luckily shes never been an asshole about it tho.


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    #22396296 - 10/18/15 04:34 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

this thread has inspired me to feed my dog bananas and eggs for her birthday, gonna do it on my bday cause i dont know when hers is


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Re: I don't celebrate many birthdays...... [Re: vandago]
    #22396313 - 10/18/15 04:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Fuck your dog and his birthday, and while were at it...Fuck you

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    #22396575 - 10/18/15 08:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Fuck your dog and his birthday, and while were at it...Fuck you

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    #22396610 - 10/18/15 08:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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this thread has inspired me to feed my dog bananas and eggs for her birthday, gonna do it on my bday cause i dont know when hers is



its should say on thier pedigree certificate under date whelped or something like that. How have you not been celebrating your dogs birthday? :shocked: you have to celbrate the things u love one day theyll be gone. I get mine a cake or puppy dog ice cream after we do all kinda fun dog stuff all day its super fun. this year she got one of those duck toy things and she tore it to shreds in like an 15 min at the dog park!


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    #22400745 - 10/18/15 11:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Fuck your dog and his birthday, and while were at it...Fuck you

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Bout time we got to fuxking.




:datass:

Ive been wantin to hit it for a while.
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