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LogicaL Chaos
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap]
#22391508 - 10/17/15 12:21 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Maybe get into construction or concrete.
Still might have to drive around thou. Some small companies might have work trucks that you could ride in
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Konyap

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well i can't work in places where people are eating or do face to face with customers, or be expected to lift things that weigh a ton there was a time when I was younger I could but i dunno sitting in front of a computer writing codes seems like the only job for me even if I'm not that bright...
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap]
#22398378 - 10/18/15 03:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Be a scrapper some guys make 200 a day
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Convikt Kelly
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap] 1
#22398387 - 10/18/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Be a panhandler some of them make 200 a day
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap]
#22398441 - 10/18/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Konyap said: well i can't work in places where people are eating or do face to face with customers, or be expected to lift things that weigh a ton there was a time when I was younger I could but i dunno sitting in front of a computer writing codes seems like the only job for me even if I'm not that bright...
If you can write code, start your on business. Design apps for smart phones. Or look around. Companies are always looking for code monkeys.
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap]
#22398469 - 10/18/15 04:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Konyap said: well i can't work in places where people are eating or do face to face with customers, or be expected to lift things that weigh a ton there was a time when I was younger I could but i dunno sitting in front of a computer writing codes seems like the only job for me even if I'm not that bright...
so you arent looking for a job, you're seeking a position
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Konyap

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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22398856 - 10/18/15 05:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's kind of the position I'm in at the moment...
good thing i'm back in school gives me plenty of time to work out which in turn opens me up to new jobs
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Convikt Kelly
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap] 1
#22398890 - 10/18/15 05:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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How does working out open you up to new jobs? Unless labourer is all you wanna be..
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Konyap

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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap] 1
#22398981 - 10/18/15 05:49 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap]
#22399318 - 10/18/15 06:42 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Konyap said: It's kind of the position I'm in at the moment...
is it this position?
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jahrastafareye
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22399330 - 10/18/15 06:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think this is the only position op is qualified for.
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Sham87
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I think OP is looking for a pity party instead of actual tips. I mean there's a ton of good suggestions in this thread yet he keeps making excuses.
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jahrastafareye said: Ups. Package loader
That's a great job. I worked there as a Christmas temp driving to the airports & back to the local terminal with the 1-day & 2-day packages. Pissed me off getting laid-off on December 26th, although 'package delivery - local' is a fast-paced gig. Fuckin supervisor was chasing me with a stopwatch (1987) & telling me "HURRY HURRY!!"...I'm not the hurrying kinda guy, so I didn't mind the lay-off. If you can make it to driving the double tractor-trailers, you're in fat city!! No package handling, just driving. You back up to the docks, unhitch, & hitch a fully-loaded 1 to your cab...& it's strictly terminal-to-terminal. Those jobs are hard to come by. Someone has to die or hit 65 (or is it 67 now?) before you can grab that gravy train.
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: squidhead]
#22399445 - 10/18/15 07:01 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Even putting in 5 years as a loader gets you a pension. After 1 year you get good health insurance with vision and dental. They take care of all their employees. Even the spaniritas that clean the place get the same good benefits. Also yearly raises with no salary cap
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Demonic_Chronic
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If you really want a job, youll find one. Thats how Ive looked at it. Ive never had trouble finding a job because job hunting for me isnt going to 3 or 4 places one day and then bitching when I get no calls. When I need a job I apply to at least 5 places a day until I get hired somewhere.
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Konyap]
#22401064 - 10/19/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Let me get this straight...
You want a job where you only work 30 hours a week...no heavy lifting, no serious dedication to obtain(less than 2 years), no dealing face to face with other humans, where the commute is small...one where you don't have to be a leader(you hate telling people what to do), one where you aren't expected to do something actually physical, nowhere that people can eat of course...
...and you want all of that, while being this sort of person?:
(what do you even have the balls to write on your resume? lol)
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oh no I can never hold a gun i've been to the psych ward a few times... i don't think they'd take someone labeled 'psychotic autistic'
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You must be 
My favourite part though was this:
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I would love working out everyday
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I would always feel like not running

look, I'm sorry. I've been drinking and I can be too blunt sometimes when I'm sauced.
But you want everything for nothing. Is your nature to be this way because of your autistic psychotic condition? A pretty shitty excuse if you ask me, but hey, each to their own.
Unless you work for yourself, making peanuts, there is no job in the world that fits your criteria.
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: Lophosaurus] 1
#22403337 - 10/19/15 12:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I just got my first raise at my job and am off Probation, that makes me a permanent employee with real job security , they basically can't fire me now:
Celebrating that ! I absolutely love my current job it's by far the best I have ever had.
It doesn't pay nearly as much as my last one but its permanent , guaranteed raises at regular intervals, pension, benefits , vacation etc.
For me pension is essential because saving is hard for me.
Now all I need to do is keep working for 20 years then I can retire !
My wife has a permanent career as well.
I work 12 hour days but as a result I get 7 out of every 14 days off and still get more then 40 hours a week.
I love it !
Good luck in your own search
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ThatKidWithTheFace
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Re: Are there any jobs out there? [Re: 5150]
#22403397 - 10/19/15 12:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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5150 said: Be a scrapper some guys make 200 a day
Yeah, if you rip the pipes out of someones wall 
Scrapping is a miserable business.
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