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InvisibleXochitl
synchronicitycircuit
Registered: 07/15/03
Posts: 1,241
Loc: the brainforest
time machine for sale
    #2238671 - 01/13/04 10:50 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

buy me for $360.00. According to the man, the schematics were given to him by a fellow time traveler. God helped him in the advanced building stages.

word up


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Offlineorizon
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Registered: 08/22/03
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Xochitl]
    #2238756 - 01/13/04 11:37 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Somebody once told me that a time machine sold on the net came with a piece of paper your supposed to place on your tounge an hour before you to turn the toaster-oven like Time machine on and be smeared across the universe.


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Invisibledaussaulit
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Registered: 08/06/02
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: orizon]
    #2238839 - 01/13/04 12:17 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

If that paper was LSD, then it would have been worth it.  :grin:


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Offlinewindex
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Xochitl]
    #2238909 - 01/13/04 12:41 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Of course its for sale, it dosnt work :wink:


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InvisibleXochitl
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Registered: 07/15/03
Posts: 1,241
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: windex]
    #2239196 - 01/13/04 02:40 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I think Shroomery members should all donate a dollar to purchase one of these time machines & then hold a raffle ala mycotopia.


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As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know.

-Donald Rumsfeld 2/2/02 Pentagon


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Xochitl]
    #2239700 - 01/13/04 06:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

we should just build our own shroomery time machine. it will probably work just as good as whatever those people are selling.


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InvisibleYarry
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Infrared]
    #2240085 - 01/13/04 09:04 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

homemade time machine: drink a bottle of tequila, wake up several hours in the future. alas it only goes so far ahead without causing death and is known to cause severe nausea. Hey its a small price to pay! lol


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Yarry]
    #2240328 - 01/13/04 10:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

1mg lsd mixed with 100mgs DMT, inject intravenously. This would be the closest thing to time travel one could acomplish.


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Offlinedaba
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Yarry]
    #2240419 - 01/14/04 12:31 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

YarryShroomer said:
homemade time machine: drink a bottle of tequila, wake up several hours in the future. alas it only goes so far ahead without causing death and is known to cause severe nausea. Hey its a small price to pay! lol




:thumbup:


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OfflineFlusH
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Re: time machine for sale [Re: Xochitl]
    #2240484 - 01/14/04 12:54 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

They dont have a quantum flux generator.  What good is a time machine without a quantum flux generator!!!


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