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OfflineStonerware
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OK, now this is just getting rediculous
    #2238643 - 01/13/04 10:34 AM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Again with my birthday. These bastards always seem to happen the same time every year. I don't even realize until some random girl shows up and starts dancin around and takin off her clothes, and I think to myself, "Why is this happenening?" And then it hits me, "Goddamnit, it's been a year already, and I still haven't accomplished a damn thing." Then I see the girl again, and everything is OK.


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: Stonerware]
    #2238797 - 01/13/04 12:02 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Random girls take of their clothes on your birthday? How old are you?


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: Phluck]
    #2238831 - 01/13/04 12:15 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

19. Yea for the last 3 years random girls have striped for me. No big deal.


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: Stonerware]
    #2238851 - 01/13/04 12:22 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

So who hires these strippers for ya? Or is it that you have some kind of birthday aura and girls you meet start strippin for no reason  :grin:


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: cybrbeast]
    #2238871 - 01/13/04 12:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

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cybrbeast said:
So who hires these strippers for ya? Or is it that you have some kind of birthday aura and girls you meet start strippin for no reason  :grin:



:lol:
It happens for me too,but in my case its elderly women taking off their diapers! :lol:


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: BadEnglish]
    #2238892 - 01/13/04 12:35 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Damn English, that's rough.

3 years ago, one of my buddies bought the stripper, but there were a couple girls I know at the party, and I think they got jelous, so then later they joined in.  And for the last 2 years, as far as I know, no one has paid anybody.  I ain't complaining about the girls, or they're nakedness, just that it's my b-day.  :thumbup:

I still gotta party to go to after my friends band is done all they're sets, that should be interesting.


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: Stonerware]
    #2238948 - 01/13/04 12:54 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

So who strips then and where? The girls you know, and at your party or something? You speak very vaguely..


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: cybrbeast]
    #2239019 - 01/13/04 01:34 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

oh yea, sorry. Usually it's at a party or somethin. But this morning I got a house call from this girl I'm friends with. She's so nice... looking.

Anybody wanna come and watch a band play, and afterwards watch hot girls strip? That is if you around the Delaware area.


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: Stonerware]
    #2239067 - 01/13/04 02:00 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

You're a lucky guy then  :grin:
Have fun at your party, I would've visited if I lived near you and not in Holland.
Happy B-day.


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: cybrbeast]
    #2239165 - 01/13/04 02:29 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

For some reason, I think you have the oppertunity to have a much better time than me... seeing how you live in Holland. Unlimited mushrooms, and reefer... and hookers. If I went to Holland I'd end up spending $3000 just window shopping.. heh.


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Re: OK, now this is just getting rediculous [Re: Stonerware]
    #2239219 - 01/13/04 02:49 PM (13 years, 2 months ago)

Hehe. Yeah I really dig the pot thing  :grin:
I'm not into hookahs though, first want to experience the real thing  :blush:


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