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Skiers?
#22386218 - 10/15/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Let's share some good ol' snowboard jokes around in preparation for the coming season.
How do you get a snowboarder off your porch?
just pay him for the damn pizza
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Lol I don't know any jokes but I am pretty hyped for the season
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Bunch of chads and Stacie's ski-
I like snowboarding and it's culture So much more.
Though there are some legit people who ski and there are a few chads and Stacies who snowboard, unfortunately.
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Re: Skiers? [Re: Atreyu]
#22386514 - 10/15/15 11:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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really?
my whole life, it's been an overwhelming majority of snowboarders are douche-bag bros.
I and used to snowboard for 15 years.
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what's teh difference between a snowboard instructor and student?
about 3 days
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yeah I think more normal people who are just looking to have fun go skiing where more kids who are concerned about looking cool and being hip to a subculture go snowboarding.
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with the sole exception of a powder day at a resort,
skis are just way better tools for moving on the mountain.
you spend less time on your butt, flats in between runs aren't 30 minute suck fests, you hace 2 edges in icy conditions, and you probably get 3-5 more runs in a day since you don't have to stop for bindings at chair lifts.
I'll never go back 
how do snowboarders introduce themselves?
SORRY BRO!! I couldn't stop!
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i've yet to try either of those, every year i tell myself i am going to try snowboarding, but it never works out. maybe this year i will finally get the chance..
i've got more than 10 years of skateboarding under my belt, so naturally snowboarding just appeals to me most.
i guess i can also be pretty douchey at times, so that makes sense too, i am usually only a douche to other douches tho..
anyway i wouldnt mind giving skiing a shot either, i guess u can say i am a rocket power at heart, i don't hate on any particular sport nor hobby, i could understand why u would hate some of its players, but everything has its negatives, it's not worth demeaning a whole culture because of a few bad apples.
with that said,
what's the difference between skiing and the computer game 'SkiFree'?
they're both outdated. 
j/k, i know nothing about skiing, just made that up..
i've got one more tho..
what's the difference between a pretentious snob and a skier?
nothing, they're both one in the same
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Re: Skiers? [Re: zZZz]
#22386814 - 10/16/15 02:24 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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skiers can be douches, every group has that shitty side.
I grew up skating too since I was super young, and same deal. take it to the snow. makes sense I just started getting too old to keep hucking myself at rails when it's only my 3rd day on the snow that season, and wanted to get into back country 
I'm still a better boarder, but skiing just appeals to the style i'm into now. ski mountaineering and big lines in the mountains just get me harder than a sick press in the park 
I'm probably only like 5% serious with the snowboard jokes, it's all in good fun.
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OP makes no sense, it's a known fact that skiing is one of the most notoriously elitist filled sports. Ski Resorts banned snowboarding when it was first introduced, some still holding a ban to this very day. Fuck, it's the entire premise of that south park episode.
It takes like two seconds to strap in bindings, and I like the idea of my legs being attached together so they don't bend opposite ways if I crash. 
A bunch of fuckin' jerrys in this thread.
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Enjoyed the jokes
Even though im an avid snowboarder -.-
But really, most snowboarders suck haha
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I cant take a joke.
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I've heard that snowboarding is objectively safer than skiing due to the the wide ranging knee injuries you can get from skiing. Skiiers always just chill out like 20 abreast in front of a catwalk too so you have to slow down and ultimately unbind as a boarder. Fucking ass holes.
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Everlong said: OP makes no sense, it's a known fact that skiing is one of the most notoriously elitist filled sports. Ski Resorts banned snowboarding when it was first introduced, some still holding a ban to this very day. Fuck, it's the entire premise of that south park episode.
It takes like two seconds to strap in bindings, and I like the idea of my legs being attached together so they don't bend opposite ways if I crash. 
A bunch of fuckin' jerrys in this thread.
you guys are taking this way too seriously. proving my point even further  I think it's hilllarious how there's this great divide that happens when someone has to choose which way they wanna play on the snow. We're all just falling down the mountain at the end of the day 
Skiers are dicks, boarders suck, we all suck 
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All We Perceive said: I've heard that snowboarding is objectively safer than skiing due to the the wide ranging knee injuries you can get from skiing. Skiiers always just chill out like 20 abreast in front of a catwalk too so you have to slow down and ultimately unbind as a boarder. Fucking ass holes.
I would whole-heartily disagree. with skis you can pop out. if you're new, set your DIN super low. you shouldn't be screwing your knees up unless you're getting gnar (in which case it could happen boarding too), or your DIN is too high and doesn't release when it should. Being strapped to a board has it's disadvantages too  I can promise that snowboarding would have a way higher rate of broken wrists and other arm injuries. They're both moderately dangerous
I've gotten way more wrecked on my board than I have since I've been back on skis.
I was going bigger, so that's a factor, but either way, I don't think one is absolutely safer than the other.
and, dude,
you're gonna have to start pushing on the flats one way or another. boarders are just as guilty of hanging out on their ass when they stop 
let's just all get along, unite in the psych for snow, and make jokes light heartily in good fun.
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Snowboarding is way more fun than skiing no two ways about it
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false.
that's just like, you're opinion man
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Everlong said: OP makes no sense, it's a known fact that skiing is one of the most notoriously elitist filled sports. Ski Resorts banned snowboarding when it was first introduced, some still holding a ban to this very day. Fuck, it's the entire premise of that south park episode.
It takes like two seconds to strap in bindings, and I like the idea of my legs being attached together so they don't bend opposite ways if I crash. 
A bunch of fuckin' jerrys in this thread.
you guys are taking this way too seriously. proving my point even further  I think it's hilllarious how there's this great divide that happens when someone has to choose which way they wanna play on the snow. We're all just falling down the mountain at the end of the day 
Skiers are dicks, boarders suck, we all suck 
I wasn't actually offended, but what I said about skiers being bigger dickheads is true and like a known fact, man. Of course there are dickheads who ride snowboards, too. I have friends on both sides.
I work at a ski resort. 
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Yeah. I think it's more of an issue with old timer skiers.
The ones who were around before snowboarding became a thing, and cling desperately to "the golden years"
I live in a ski town too and all my friends are patrollers, so I get some juicy stories and spend a lot of time at the mountain. It's a funny culture when you look at it.
it would be like the shroomery having a big divide between people who like mushrooms and people who like acid. which totally happens sometimes 
check this out -
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I watched that video and a whole host of others just last night.
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Re: Skiers? [Re: Atreyu]
#22389009 - 10/16/15 03:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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if you haven't seen this, you're missing out
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Watched a little bit and dig it, will check it out later. I use to watch a show on tv called ski patrol that was pretty entertaining.
These are fun to watch too.
^This video only has 32 pixels but still.
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where do trash can lid sledders fall on this spectrum? Its the only snow sport I have experience with
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look up saucer boy.
he should be your role model
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I still use my crazy carpet
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many moons ago on hood. im stuck in socal riding park all the time but it's cool because no one else does anything other then park so you can rip the mountain. plus el nino going to fucking slay the snow here.
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saucer been gone a long time SIP (ski in peace) thall had a super inspiring interview and hornbeck moved back to michigan and put together a hell of a street seg. claim i hit his first urban with him.
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just moved out of so cal this year, and I'm really hoping we get a good dumping this year
spent way too much money on skis last year and didn't get to use em.
my pow skis never even got mounted cause I knew I'd just ski rocks on em
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I sky all the time. I do 'whipity flips', and 'cream corn 360's' all day long. I'm sick shredding all down the way. They used to call me 'Judy Greer, the baby skier'because, well serving some mad shredage at this skieng competition there is a rumor my awesome rolling or possibly the hundred degree weather caused some lady to have a late second trimester miscarrage. It pretty much is a legend by now, and people fawn over me when I wear my sky blades. winter sports!
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What's a cream corn 360?
I like to tow tubes behind snowmobiles
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yea i first moved to tahoe but ended up down here, can't complain about having one of the best jib parks around, just not much real snow. mammoth is not too far but it is pricey.
hoping next year i will be in a financial place to warrant getting a fat pair of sticks and some time and locations to use them.
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specialpeopleclub said: I sky all the time. I do 'whipity flips', and 'cream corn 360's' all day long. I'm sick shredding all down the way. They used to call me 'Judy Greer, the baby skier'because, well serving some mad shredage at this skieng competition there is a rumor my awesome rolling or possibly the hundred degree weather caused some lady to have a late second trimester miscarrage. It pretty much is a legend by now, and people fawn over me when I wear my sky blades. winter sports!
Hey,
I'm the best skier on the mountain bro
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Yeah I feel you man.
Last year tahoe got less snow than so cal did though as hard as that it to believe.
Do you tour at all?
I'm psyched for sierra stuff if it comes in
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I wish i could go to the mountain this year.
But just so damn broke....sux 
i used to ski, now i snowboard. If i had lots of money, i would buy skis and ride a half day with my snowboard, then the other half day with some badass twin tip skiis.
That would be the life 
What does a snowboarder do while taking a break from doing tricks?
He hits the Half Pipe
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I snowboard lol. I just started last season.
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I like getting fucked up and frolicking in the snow and going down hills in oversize inner tubes and stuff. I've been skiing I think 3 times in my life. It was fun, but it just never became a priority for me. Never been snowboarding.
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Watching that first video about snowboarding being allowed on alta... Really makes me dislike skiers... what dicks.
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Re: Skiers? [Re: Bambi]
#22393211 - 10/17/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I sat in with a friends band when they played alta resort if its the one in utah. We got scolded by management for playing to loud 
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Re: Skiers? [Re: Bambi]
#22393300 - 10/17/15 01:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bambi said: Watching that first video about snowboarding being allowed on alta... Really makes me dislike skiers... what dicks.
it's a small group of haters 
not all skiers are d-bags.
that's the one (of I think 2) resorts in the country that still don't allow boarders on the mountain, so you're gonna get a high percentage of those close minded folk.
watch the other one and you can see the other end of the spectrum
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Around 2012 I remember seeing a photo in a transworld mag of a snowboarder hitting a ledge on one of their balconys at alta, made for a really sweet photo.
Though I can't find it anywhere on the internet. That was the first time I heard about alta and being a snowboarder free zone. I guess they are suppose to have some of the best powder in the world though.
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Re: Skiers? [Re: Atreyu]
#22393610 - 10/17/15 02:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Skiers are usually more reckless & dangerous to be around, the little kids and people with a false sense of skill are the worse.
The simpletons who ski can be obnoxious as shit, (a lot of the girls) seem to only be into the sport for its status, pretentious posers.
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