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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Patlal]
#22382492 - 10/15/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Patlal said: Describe the two weeks OP.
What's the schedule like in the slammer?
8 am head count
9 am breakfast
10 am afterbreakfast rape
12 am lunch
1-3 pm freetime
4pm pre supper rape
5 pm suppertime
7pm shower time, aka all you can rape buffet
8pm lights out.
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Sheekle
FREE BURKE



Registered: 01/11/10
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
#22382655 - 10/15/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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what did u do to disturb the peace?
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Mental Taco



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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Sheekle]
#22382684 - 10/15/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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My moneys on bar fight. Who else wants to get in on dis?
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:
Patlal said: Describe the two weeks OP.
What's the schedule like in the slammer?
8 am head count
9 am breakfast
10 am afterbreakfast rape
12 am lunch
1-3 pm freetime
4pm pre supper rape
5 pm suppertime
7pm shower time, aka all you can rape buffet
8pm lights out.
*1-3 pm free rape tiem
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Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#22382723 - 10/15/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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-------------------- : To define is to confine.
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Herbologist
Grrratata


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: mindbodysoul]
#22382730 - 10/15/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
mindbodysoul said: what does your butt hole look like??
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jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Herbologist]
#22382977 - 10/15/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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P.s. the lights never go out.
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




Registered: 01/15/11
Posts: 12,115
Loc: Twin Peaks
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:
Patlal said: Describe the two weeks OP.
What's the schedule like in the slammer?
8 am head count
9 am breakfast
10 am afterbreakfast rape
12 am lunch
1-3 pm freetime
4pm pre supper rape
5 pm suppertime
7pm shower time, aka all you can rape buffet
8pm lights out.
 Wrong.
I'll be happy to share a detailed account of my time but I'm still so sleep deprived and enjoying my getting out party so I expect the post shall come tomorrow!
 I'll also tell about the fucked up nonsense of what happened at the community service place
Love you guys
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Lucis
Nutritional Yeast

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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
#22383390 - 10/15/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Happy freedom
All incarcerations suck, boot camps, work camps, jail, and prison.
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
#22383391 - 10/15/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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dude, fuck jail
it's good that u're out of that place
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Rebelutionsssss
Mdmazing



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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Lucis]
#22383392 - 10/15/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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enjoy being free buddy!!! i missed your posts
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openmind
curious


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Sheekle]
#22383457 - 10/15/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: what did u do to disturb the peace?
That's what I'm wondering..?...
How much peace do ya have to disturb to get locked up for 2 weeks?...fuckin' aye.
-OM
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Edited by openmind (10/15/15 01:42 PM)
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Bigfeely123
Stranger
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: openmind]
#22383467 - 10/15/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm curious why he got fired from community service...
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Shiithead
Your Huckleberry



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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: openmind]
#22383471 - 10/15/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Isn't it obvy?
He's black...
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Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Psalm 12:6 The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Hebrews 11:3 Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. Revelation 3:11 Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.
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Bigfeely123
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Shiithead]
#22383476 - 10/15/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Bigfeely123]
#22383508 - 10/15/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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While you were gone viva was permabanned, then died, then rose from the dead.
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28064212
Special Agent Dale Cooper




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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: koods]
#22383531 - 10/15/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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When I tell you guys what I did to "disturb the peace" you'll be even more pissed cause I really didn't do anything. It's a hella story though, and I don't wanna fuck it up trying to sum it up too quick, so like I said all the details of my recent adventures shall come tomorrow
Right now I am and still haven't slept since getting home, and barely slept during my last few days I was working so hard in there and long shifts, so I am gonna just enjoy the rest of freedom welcome home party. 
About to go hit the vape then walk up to the bar with my dad to meet some friends. 
It's so good to be back home.
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CHeifM4sterDiezL
Chief Globerts


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
#22383543 - 10/15/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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glad ur back 2806412
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