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InvisibleBodhi of Ankou
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Patlal]
    #22382492 - 10/15/15 09:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

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Patlal said:
Describe the two weeks OP.

What's the schedule like in the slammer?




8 am head count

9 am breakfast

10 am afterbreakfast rape

12 am lunch

1-3 pm freetime

4pm pre supper rape

5 pm suppertime

7pm shower time, aka all you can rape buffet

8pm lights out.


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InvisibleSheekle
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
    #22382655 - 10/15/15 09:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

what did u do to disturb the peace?


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Sheekle]
    #22382684 - 10/15/15 10:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

My moneys on bar fight.
Who else wants to get in on dis?


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22382706 - 10/15/15 10:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Describe the two weeks OP.

What's the schedule like in the slammer?




8 am head count

9 am breakfast

10 am afterbreakfast rape

12 am lunch

1-3 pm freetime

4pm pre supper rape

5 pm suppertime

7pm shower time, aka all you can rape buffet

8pm lights out.





*1-3 pm  free rape tiem


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Prisoner#1] * 1
    #22382723 - 10/15/15 10:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl2:


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OfflineHerbologist
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: mindbodysoul]
    #22382730 - 10/15/15 10:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

mindbodysoul said:
what does your butt hole look like??





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Invisiblejahrastafareye
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Herbologist]
    #22382977 - 10/15/15 11:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

P.s. the lights never go out.


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Offline28064212
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #22383370 - 10/15/15 12:58 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Bodhi of Ankou said:
Quote:

Patlal said:
Describe the two weeks OP.

What's the schedule like in the slammer?




8 am head count

9 am breakfast

10 am afterbreakfast rape

12 am lunch

1-3 pm freetime

4pm pre supper rape

5 pm suppertime

7pm shower time, aka all you can rape buffet

8pm lights out.




:smugjerry:
Wrong.

I'll be happy to share a detailed account of my time but I'm still so sleep deprived and enjoying my getting out party so I expect the post shall come tomorrow!
:hug:
I'll also tell about the fucked up nonsense of what happened at the community service place

Love you guys


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
    #22383390 - 10/15/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Happy freedom

All incarcerations suck, boot camps, work camps, jail, and prison.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
    #22383391 - 10/15/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

dude, fuck jail

it's good that u're out of that place :hippie:


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OfflineRebelutionsssss
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Lucis]
    #22383392 - 10/15/15 01:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

enjoy being free buddy!!! i missed your posts


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Invisibleopenmind
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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Sheekle]
    #22383457 - 10/15/15 01:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
what did u do to disturb the peace?






That's what I'm wondering..?...

How much peace do ya have to disturb to get locked up for 2 weeks?...fuckin' aye.







-OM


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: openmind]
    #22383467 - 10/15/15 01:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm curious why he got fired from community service... :shrug:


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: openmind]
    #22383471 - 10/15/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Isn't it obvy?

He's black...


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Shiithead]
    #22383476 - 10/15/15 01:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #22383508 - 10/15/15 01:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

While you were gone viva was permabanned, then died, then rose from the dead.


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: koods]
    #22383531 - 10/15/15 01:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

When I tell you guys what I did to "disturb the peace" you'll be even more pissed cause I really didn't do anything.
It's a hella story though, and I don't wanna fuck it up trying to sum it up too quick, so like I said all the details of my recent adventures shall come tomorrow :lol:

Right now I am :feelsgoodman: and still haven't slept since getting home, and barely slept during my last few days I was working so hard in there and long shifts, so I am gonna just enjoy the rest of freedom welcome home party. :whoo:

About to go hit the vape then walk up to the bar with my dad to meet some friends. :cheers:

It's so good to be back home. :nyan:


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Re: Well, I just got out of jail... [Re: 28064212]
    #22383543 - 10/15/15 01:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

glad ur back 2806412


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