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What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo?
#22380306 - 10/14/15 07:16 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Seriously. What's the diff? Alonzo and Lorenzo are both basically the exact same name. Pick your favorite one, Afro-Latin nation peoples, and stick with that one. You don't need both.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: Great Scott]
#22380314 - 10/14/15 07:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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well, they're different names.
in russian, Natalia and Natasha are the same name. now THATS something to marvel
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: memes]
#22380378 - 10/14/15 07:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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No that's normal. It's like Kathy and Cathy. Your Russian reference is intriguing, however I'm still mildly outraged and strongly perplexed by this whole Alonzo/Lorenzo phenomenon.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: Great Scott]
#22380409 - 10/14/15 07:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Well, I know a Lorenzo. Two of them actually. I don't know any Alonzo's.
I don't see why both Tom and Tim exist. Like, come on white people. Pick a vowel and put it between "T" and "m".
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: memes]
#22380428 - 10/14/15 07:38 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fine.. We shall name him Tum
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: memes]
#22380435 - 10/14/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
memes said: Well, I know a Lorenzo. Two of them actually. I don't know any Alonzo's.
I don't see why both Tom and Tim exist. Like, come on white people. Pick a vowel and put it between "T" and "m".
One comes from Thomas and one comes from Timothy...
you guys aren't really thinking these things through very well.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: shLong]
#22380440 - 10/14/15 07:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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While we're here, why the fuck is Jack short for John? IT'S JUST AS LONG!
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: shLong]
#22380461 - 10/14/15 07:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Names don't have to make sense. You can have a nickname that is longer than the original, and that is fine. It doesn't matter.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: morrowasted]
#22380465 - 10/14/15 07:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i have a friend Alex who i used to call Lexatron3000. i'm the viagra for names
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: morrowasted]
#22380469 - 10/14/15 07:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Funny.. Because my nickname is 50% longer than my name.
But the same length as my real given name, but I use a shortened version of it, but have a longer nickname..
It makes sense, trust me.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: memes]
#22380476 - 10/14/15 07:48 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I always wished my name was Diego. Or Alfonzo. Alf for short.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: shLong]
#22380485 - 10/14/15 07:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What's funny is that somewhere along the line, someone put my shortened version on a legal document, so my license and criminal shit is on one name, but my legit name on my birth certificate is on other shit  Not sure where that went wrong, but it seems to fly OK.
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: shLong]
#22380504 - 10/14/15 07:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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that happened to me at teh hospital recently, shlong. haven't gotten a bill yet, so i'm hoping they REALLY fucked up
edit: slightly different: they cut off the end of my LAST name, to make it fit on the tag. but, that's my last name. good luck finding me now, lolol
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: Great Scott]
#22380673 - 10/14/15 08:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
PeyoteZen said: Seriously. What's the diff? Alonzo and Lorenzo are both basically the exact same name. Pick your favorite one, Afro-Latin nation peoples, and stick with that one. You don't need both.

well, Lorenzo is gay and sucks dick because he's gay while Alonzo only sucks dick because he likes the taste, he's totally straight though
the spelling is also different
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Re: What's the difference between Alonzo and Lorenzo? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#22380699 - 10/14/15 08:27 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow. Totally inappropriate, Priz-man.
Though Alonzo should really learn to open up to himself more.
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