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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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describe your last orgasm with a haiku * 2
    #22374535 - 10/13/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

inspired by the song thread -


alone in bathroom
I jerk it painfully hard
how much are hookers?


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22374597 - 10/13/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

was fucking my hand
it was alright i suppose
but came on my shoe


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Adolin] * 1
    #22374618 - 10/13/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

climax hits hard
porn scene so hot
came on my chin


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 2
    #22375209 - 10/13/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fucking withdrawal
makes my dick like a noodle
not like it matters


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy] * 1
    #22375227 - 10/13/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

the smell still lingers
like something died in my hand
I should go shower


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy]
    #22375228 - 10/13/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Have you ev er
seen the stars
that shine so bright
in the night

out-a-site.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: starfire_xes]
    #22375534 - 10/13/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Eat some adderall
Time to get some homework done
Aaaaand I've jerked off twice


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: thebeardguy]
    #22375543 - 10/13/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Feel her dirty hands.
Softly caressing the shaft.
It came so smoothly.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
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dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375552 - 10/13/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
Feel her dirty hands.
Softly caressing the shaft.
It came so smoothly.



I like this one


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22375565 - 10/13/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

alone I tug fast
hard penis like a ships mast
load blown now I rest


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OfflineInfiniteToker
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #22375577 - 10/13/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

beckoned by a winking whispering eye
Pre-cum oozes in anticipation
climax stream of passion
No fucks and No Kleenex
Despair


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22375579 - 10/13/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Here I sit
Pondering my bloody lap
Brillo pads are not lube.


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I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker] * 1
    #22375586 - 10/13/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Holy shit that's lame.
Start working on your haikus.
Your sauce is so weak.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375596 - 10/13/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

whats your problem? 

Stick to the thread and I will do the same.


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker]
    #22375666 - 10/13/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That wasn't too cool.
Your haikus seemed so dreadful.
I must say something.

5
7
5 man.
:lolsy:


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375712 - 10/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

To tug upon a stick.
To desperately pull the cord.
Does not a man make.




Yet pleasure so cheap.
One cannot easily beat.
A grown man cries well.


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22375730 - 10/13/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

それはそう甘い輝くダイヤモンドのような肌にローションを置く


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #22375784 - 10/13/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz] * 1
    #22375788 - 10/13/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

'Twas jerking it hard
When you walked into the room
I creamed on d floor


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22375792 - 10/13/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one
If his stupid threads


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] * 1
    #22375818 - 10/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one
If his stupid threads



this should be implemented more often.

sometimes sheekle sucks
good thing koods regulates
theres so much thrdhrt


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I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22375863 - 10/13/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This is what he came up with

Quote:

Sheekle said:
404 +1's

haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt

404 +1's




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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] * 2
    #22375903 - 10/13/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hate haikus bad. Fuck i hate them so badly. I do not get them.


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22375948 - 10/13/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
This is what he came up with

Quote:

Sheekle said:
404 +1's

haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt

404 +1's






:rofl:


you let that shit slide?


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I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22376077 - 10/13/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lol I had to remind him what a syllable is


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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InvisiblezZZz
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22376142 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh




wut about now

it puts the lotion
ever so sweet like diamonds
pop goes the weasel




Quote:

koods said:
I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one
If his stupid threads




that's extortion bro


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OfflineTheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22376145 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22376174 - 10/13/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

three gallons i drank
have to pee bad while i wank
i came piss and mank

man milk, or as it's commonly known, mank


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22376182 - 10/13/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheGreenArrow said:
I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.



is that when you use chinese labour to cheat?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow] * 2
    #22376194 - 10/13/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I can't remember
I was really really drunk
So I guess I came


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: newshroomer123]
    #22376835 - 10/14/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tugging it firmly
The outcome remains the same
mmm le petite mort


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22376847 - 10/14/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

wake up super hard
might as well take care of this
just wish you were here


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] * 4
    #22376849 - 10/14/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lot of jerkers here,
Need to find that vagina,
It is much better

It came from a look
I found myself not mistook
Now I'm a daddy.

She came from nowhere
But there was no mistaking
I shoot from the hip

It seemed like a dream
Barely even seemed like real
Now I'm committed.

So my words for you
Watch out where you spill your pool,
This chick is psycho.

Who would of thought that,
One night spent in that tight gap,
Would cost me my life..


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 4
    #22376855 - 10/14/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap hnng


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
    #22376863 - 10/14/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Probably the best
one so far as it spells clear
what is daily here..


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:mushroom2:Orange clock, pencil:bouncysmoke:
"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
Gam zeh ya’avor...:sunny:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
    #22376871 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap hnng



By the way your av
Is the look you must have have when
Your fap sessions end.


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
:mushroom2:*Mark 15:34:levitate::mushroom2::blueninja:
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376873 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Do haikus have to rhyme?


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376876 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I don't think so eh,
but i'm really not sure so...
this line has five words


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404] * 1
    #22376877 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

404 said:
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap hnng




Possibly the best one yet

My turn

They say in a phrase
The only vag you regret
Is one you passed up


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376881 - 10/14/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Alone in my chair
My girls are all there
The smell of flowers


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Ach en wee ben ik de klos, met mijn boog schoot ik een albatros...

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Dr. Myco]
    #22376887 - 10/14/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She was generous,
Her grind was perposterous,
MILFs are dangerous..


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"They threw me off the hay truck about noon...":fishing:
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #22376890 - 10/14/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Amanita86 said:
Do haikus have to rhyme?



No sir.

ineffable lust
The gorgeous lady asleep
I fapped really quickly.


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] * 1
    #22376900 - 10/14/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Insurmountable,
Actions unaccountable,
Whiskey, what's her name?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376905 - 10/14/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:kaneclap:  This these is gold OP.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376908 - 10/14/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Going back home broke,
Leveled, dirty but still hope,
What was her number?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376918 - 10/14/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Her fat friend was loud,
Did work to wall us both off,
But she's my angel..


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376936 - 10/14/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I may have wandered,
It's in my nature to roam,
So lets's keep it tight,

I got in a fight,
With a bohemith fat blimp,
I know she's your friend..

But as these things roll,
It's what we define as whole,
Your fat friend must go.

No more megaphone,
No more tequila outbursts,
Cut the ties that bind,

It's you and me now,
That bright sunset ride we'll make,
So come ride with me..

We'll cut that new path,
And leave that trash in the past,
Golden dawns await..

Now or never girl,
I must be leaving this town,
The demon's at hand..

So don't hesitate,
As an angel you relate,
Let's make promised land.


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Edited by Amanita86 (10/14/15 03:37 AM)


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376963 - 10/14/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

This could go some interesting places. :kaneclap: Bravo!  I really liked that one buddy!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22376967 - 10/14/15 03:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Overtaking threads,
as I play around my head,
I do miss art class.

It was the release,
To find that next puzzle piece,
That kept me going

Spending all those years,
Looking for that next clear path,
Maps, puzzles, trails, time.

And now here I am,
Blatantly playing for you,
Back on subject, nutt...


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
    #22377309 - 10/14/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
To tug upon a stick.
To desperately pull the cord.
Does not a man make.




Yet pleasure so cheap.
One cannot easily beat.
A grown man cries well.




:scarygrin:  :nowaydude:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: propensity]
    #22377327 - 10/14/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

a splash from the balls
some squirts from the prostate
wow look at this stuff!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: propensity]
    #22377341 - 10/14/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

sick in bed tugging
boom! tough actin' tinactin
made a big ol' mess


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 5
    #22377346 - 10/14/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Damn she is so hot
Splash on the computer screen
Forever alone


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22377811 - 10/14/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

my dick in my hand
milf, asian, ass, or casting?
the age of choices


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22377883 - 10/14/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

dick sucked on the bed
i came but she didn't stop
Jesus, that tickles


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22377964 - 10/14/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

finally someone's gettin some from anything but a hand :lol:

it was starting to get sad


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22377969 - 10/14/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Looking on the web
There are some cute girls, you know
Why the hell not, eh?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Luueschen] * 2
    #22378162 - 10/14/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He looks up at me
Don't stop licking you moron
I shove his face deep


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378179 - 10/14/15 11:52 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That was good


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378185 - 10/14/15 11:53 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

sitting at my chair.
i make sweet love to my hand.
and cream on the floor.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ShortbusExplosion]
    #22378209 - 10/14/15 11:56 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

DZ :puppet:?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22378405 - 10/14/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

If anyone is gonna explode on the short bus, it would be DZ


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22378424 - 10/14/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Thrusts so powerful
Oh no the condom just broke
Daddy didn't care

Yeah I know that was pretty fucked up


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 3
    #22378449 - 10/14/15 12:50 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

condom just broke
I'm a daddy once again
You can call me fee


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22378457 - 10/14/15 12:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I lube with much care
And slide it inside with ease
That's a nice carrot


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378460 - 10/14/15 12:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 3
    #22378467 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It slides in. Much pain.
Oh wait that's not a carrot
It's a damn cactus


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22378468 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway.  "Dark alley. Running, running, rape.  I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378469 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Lonely loner sitting at home
He decide to polish his poll
Pop goes the weasel


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22378493 - 10/14/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway.  "Dark alley. Running, running, rape.  I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "



its a poem that goes like this -

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378516 - 10/14/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'm going for it
full speed I thrust so deeply
condoms dry, it burns :sad:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22378536 - 10/14/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Tender caresses
He gently taps her shoulder
Surprise! Donkey punch


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22378550 - 10/14/15 01:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

OsculateOfDemise said:
He looks up at me
Don't stop licking you moron
I shove his face deep



O K that's just mean
So maybe be mean too me
I'd like to get hurt...

Stay! end of the bed
you must only warm my feet,
I haven't wandered..

Does she have a whip?
Uh oh, she's looking my way
I'm gonna get beat..

Should I run away?
yeah you know I'm gonna stay
I'm due for a treat..

woke up this morning,
her eyes glistened like diamonds,
I did my job well..:smug:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22378605 - 10/14/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Woke up this morning
Coating of Amanita
Now he makes me eggs


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] * 3
    #22378625 - 10/14/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Koods thinks I make food
The real intention eludes,
those weren't egg whites bro.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22378646 - 10/14/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Man, isn't poetry beautiful? :awepreciation:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise] * 1
    #22378664 - 10/14/15 01:41 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

He said he wouldn't
Ow! But the jokes on him ha
Ew poopy penis


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
    #22378673 - 10/14/15 01:43 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:rofl:

you're really good at these :smirk:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378689 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

What can I say, poetry speaks to me.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22378694 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I know! that's so great.
Oscilate seems inocent.
The truth is better. :derfase:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22378729 - 10/14/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

. . .she's not innocent :naughty:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22380029 - 10/14/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Near earth shattering
Quivering succulent high
How does he do it?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: dionysiandame] * 4
    #22381073 - 10/14/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

cum like a shotgun
upon the computer screen
leave it for later


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] * 2
    #22381097 - 10/14/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Post at a odd place
Weirdos read about my jizz
Uncomforable


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22384223 - 10/15/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

alone together
myself to touch another
alas just a toy


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22384228 - 10/15/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22385642 - 10/15/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
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7sylables


hiku is
5
7
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22385665 - 10/15/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh lol I didn't know that my bad


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
    #22385684 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A white man knows not
The subtlety of soft prose
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22385687 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5



ConvktKelly failed
At his first stupid haiku
Should I ban his ass?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly] * 1
    #22385692 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She's so god damn fat
I guess ill just hit it once
what's for brunch and lunch?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22385694 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:banhamster:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22385728 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5



ConvktKelly failed
At his first stupid haiku
Should I ban his ass?




First tell us whos puppet he is


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx] * 1
    #22385729 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
She's so damn fat
I guess ill just hit it once
what's for brunch and lunch?



4
7
5
:rolleyes:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22385736 - 10/15/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

xbloodwhipx said:
Quote:

koods said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

Convikt Kelly said:
It's funny
It's true
Except when it happens to you



3sylables
3sylables
7sylables


hiku is
5
7
5



ConvktKelly failed
At his first stupid haiku
Should I ban his ass?




First tell us whos puppet he is



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22385745 - 10/15/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

wither away, sons
oh, glorious is the sun
duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22385752 - 10/15/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

good job quoting it before I changed it

:narc:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
    #22386960 - 10/16/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

danielx said:
:narc:





i have a question
the quoted emoticon
whose face is that there?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22386964 - 10/16/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I waxed the dingy
shook hands with the president
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22387097 - 10/16/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:
This thread is awesome.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22387124 - 10/16/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I can't remember
It's been entirely too long,
I think I'm dieing..

Longing for a boob,
Passing out next too her love,
Wet spots make smiles.

Never to wake up,
My bed well made in this lust,
But this is righteous.

May the sun not rise,
Let darkness reign for all time,
I have found my home..

Finger tips explore,
Ev-er-y inch of her soul,
Angel's wings will spread..

Richter scales explode,
Neighbors windows will implode,
Love has found a way...


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22387142 - 10/16/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

That was romantic :datass:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] * 3
    #22387369 - 10/16/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

danielx said:
:narc:





i have a question
the quoted emoticon
whose face is that there?




His name was cubie I believe. Imagine a sheekle/coaster like character. Total gay virgin/bong tokes kid/and suspected juggalo.

See this as another reference:
:gayvirgin:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
    #22387370 - 10/16/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Oh, and amanita, did you just comment on your own poem?

:foreveralone:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
    #22387494 - 10/16/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

she is still asleep
morning wood is insistent
porn will have to do


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22387557 - 10/16/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

She is such a slut
condom is good idea
oh shit it just broke


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
    #22387598 - 10/16/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

The condom just broke
AIDS and herpes run rampant
shame and regret abound


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
    #22388125 - 10/16/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

describing yourself
is not what you are doing
it should be of you


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22388396 - 10/16/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Look, gonorrhea!
Crusty, foul, puss filled penis.
She screams in horror.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22392236 - 10/17/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

:horrifying:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #22392254 - 10/17/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Manipulation
Her tits pressed against mine
Goddamn she is good.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 2
    #22392575 - 10/17/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Alone with my love
Battery operated
Meh it was okay


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22392587 - 10/17/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I'd prefer pussy
But there is none to be found
This will do for now


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22408973 - 10/20/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

banging an old flame
couldn't finish in my dream
got caught like 3 times


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22410365 - 10/20/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

missionary sex
oops,i made her cum too soon
blowjob time, sucka


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa] * 1
    #22410594 - 10/20/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Early morning time
On the shower floor, hot water
Running down my face

Door partly open
With crisp air chilling by breasts
Sensations heightened

Upon elation,
Door is open! Quiet!
Bite lip, moan, exhale.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Kalistis]
    #22421124 - 10/23/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago)

wish I had small hands
to really boost the ego
find small pawed girl


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22432335 - 10/25/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

lysergic acid
diethylamide is
flowing from my cock


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22432345 - 10/25/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

ballsalsa said:
missionary sex
oops,i made her cum too soon
blowjob time, sucka



What's the problem son?
Girls can orgasm many times
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
    #22432392 - 10/25/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

A pearline necklace
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Of a dirty screen


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
    #22432464 - 10/25/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

i need a smoke
rainbowscreaming in my brain
cinamonpancake


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22432851 - 10/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

shit sucks
deal with it
get yourself a handgrenade


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #22432885 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
shit sucks
deal with it
get yourself a handgrenade





2
3
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you fail haiku class.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22432888 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.

12 syllables FTW.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #22432890 - 10/25/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

I hate me often,
I beat it til it's rotten.
God, please don't watch this.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Shiithead]
    #22432904 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

fourth one today alone
what the fuck is wrong with me
gotta stop whackin' off

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #22432920 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.

12 syllables FTW.



take your hipster haiku and turn right back outta here.



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
    #22587034 - 11/28/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

mushrooms coming on
this boner won't go away
ugh so much work tho


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587060 - 11/28/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

If you're too lazy
Ask the guy next to you, bro
He'll give you a hand.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587072 - 11/28/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My dick is so hard
It is poking my nipples
Titty-fuck myself


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587081 - 11/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You know what they say
Pics or Get the Fuck Out, right?
Let's see dem tities!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587088 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I'd post my huge dong
If you would sing me a song
And stop banning me


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587091 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

jahrastafareye said:
My dick is so hard
It is poking my nipples
Titty-fuck myself



yeah they're supposed to be true accounts in my thread bro.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587095 - 11/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I have really saggy titties.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587097 - 11/28/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lets see em


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587106 - 11/28/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Ill post them in romper room.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587147 - 11/28/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

meh.

RR sux/


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22587157 - 11/28/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

It's the only place you can truly speak your mind. Unless you piss off treant, then he gives you a permaban. I pissed off treant. :frown:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587197 - 11/28/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

eh,

I don't need to say rowdy shit I can't say in the pub :shrug:

talking shit is only fun to a couple of my close friends these days.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 2
    #22587236 - 11/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I can't remember
because I keep forgetting
to buy batteries





hah
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 3
    #22587240 - 11/28/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Jahrastafareye
Has really saggy titties
Sloshing to and fro


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22587249 - 11/28/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You did not forget
All of your money was spent
On some eyebrow wax


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587263 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Jahrastafareye
Has really saggy titties
Swaying to and fro



fixed* water sloshes, not titties.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587264 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I came so hard, wow
I squeezed out ev'ry last drop
sucks that its so brief


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587287 - 11/28/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Looking so dapper
Koods came in the crapper
Of sheekles father


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587296 - 11/28/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Haven't you heard this?
It's been discussed here before —
I am Sheekle's dad.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22587306 - 11/28/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

A father you say?
Impossible,you are gay
You're his role model


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22587314 - 11/28/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

pirate-blues said:
I can't remember
because I keep forgetting
to buy batteries





:lol:

i lol'd


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
    #22587320 - 11/28/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

My jizz works just fine
I just put it somewhere else
That won't make babies


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587450 - 11/28/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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You did not forget
All of your money was spent
On some eyebrow wax







okay, that was pretty snappy.


you're getting better at being edgy without looking like you're trying so hard and I'm really proud of the progress you've made in the last few days. You remind me of me when I was 14, it's adorable.

write me more mean haiku's, I'm tickled pink by this eyebrow crusade of yours.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
    #22587461 - 11/28/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Put some more pics of those fuzzy caterpillars, I need a muse.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587477 - 11/28/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Found one


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] * 1
    #22587501 - 11/28/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Bushy thick devils
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You can't seem to pluck


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues] * 1
    #22587505 - 11/28/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

They're in the remote.
When people see you took them.
Shoot a guilty look.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
    #22587522 - 11/28/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Hey good to see you around!!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
    #22587529 - 11/28/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Suck my own penis
Unload my cum in my mouth
It taste like sea salt

A texture of snot
Foul and stinky drying quick
seals my lips like glue

I cum on myself
Im not afraid to admit
let it fall like rain

All over me or
Someone elses whores asshole
Let them feel the pain

[mod edit: sorry bro
Rape haikus are not allowed
just letting you know]


No escape scream squirm
Little worm i will crush you
This haiku is fucked


Edited by koods (11/28/15 07:05 PM)


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22587759 - 11/28/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:awkwardconfusion:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22588429 - 11/28/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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[mod edit: sorry bro
Rape haikus are not allowed
just letting you know]







Oh, my rape haiku
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22588516 - 11/28/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cheer yourself up, man
Whip out your huge piece of meat
And cum in your mouth


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588596 - 11/28/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

can't sleep again, oh
what is this sensation, oh!
throb throb, splat splat, ahhh......  :drooling:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22588608 - 11/28/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gbeau9080 said:
can't sleep again, oh
what is this sensation, oh!
throb throb, splat splat, ahhh......  :drooling:



The gremlin is two syllables. Fail.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588611 - 11/28/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

wat?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22588619 - 11/28/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Huh?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588640 - 11/28/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Excuse me?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22588701 - 11/28/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You may be excused


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588709 - 11/28/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lucid dreams of sex
but could not cum in my pants
wake up and sad jerk


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22588715 - 11/28/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Her pussy, so warm.
Tight, inviting.  It beckons.
Hump, hump, hump, ShazAAAM!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22588754 - 11/28/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I drank poppy tea
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22588772 - 11/28/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Up all night
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
    #22588947 - 11/29/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

that's not a haiku


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22588977 - 11/29/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I knew someone was gonna correct that!  :vaped:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
    #22589258 - 11/29/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:hi:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22589269 - 11/29/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's not a haiku



NOT TRUE.

http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.

i'll quote the end of the page...

"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.

In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."


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    #22589296 - 11/29/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

nerd


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    #22589311 - 11/29/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: lillFish] * 1
    #22589316 - 11/29/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck, took forever
Stupid fucking suboxone
The junkie I am


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22589744 - 11/29/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's not a haiku



NOT TRUE.

http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.

i'll quote the end of the page...

"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.

In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."





tl;dr.

traditional haikus only up in this B
:crankey: :snub:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22591066 - 11/29/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Killuminati
all through ur fucking body
blows like a 12-gauge


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #22591090 - 11/29/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

woke up from strange dreams
really had to masturbate
so i just did it


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22591111 - 11/29/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:

tl;dr.

traditional haikus only up in this B
:crankey: :snub:



:okay: whatever society wants, then....

i guess form is better than function

i'll go with the wind


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22591965 - 11/29/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

oh god, i'm so tired
she's pretty horny now though
let's go knock this out


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22592807 - 11/29/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Genitals are neat
What on earth is going on
I feel sleepy now


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: The5thBeatle]
    #22593423 - 11/30/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Genitals are nice
If only they were Chakras
So much more pleasure


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594035 - 11/30/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

dreams about the ex
hate her guts but I still wanna
get all up in them

really had to try
arm and cock are both tired
aint a quitter though


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22594042 - 11/30/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Cum stops in mid air
Camera goes around it
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594075 - 11/30/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Where do you get your porn?! :thisisheavyman:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22594096 - 11/30/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22594133 - 11/30/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off





That sounds like a guy who's never took a massive dose of MXE and tried to masturbate before :grin:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594173 - 11/30/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: you're totally right.



if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though :rofl:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22594339 - 11/30/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I was masturbating for an hour before I realized I was holding the bedpost instead of my dick :grin:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22594392 - 11/30/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

an easy mistake to make, i'm sure. :heytherebadboy:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #22594399 - 11/30/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

The thing is, I had feeling in it.

MXE is one hell of a drug.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] * 1
    #22599805 - 12/01/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
:lol: you're totally right.



if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though :rofl:



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] * 2
    #22599934 - 12/01/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
The thing is, I had feeling in it.

MXE is one hell of a drug.



It must be if it makes you think a pencil is a bedpost


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #22601256 - 12/01/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago)



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
    #22863556 - 02/04/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

it's been way too long
since she let me in them guts
glad i have two hands

No! catastrophe
avocado oil is out
kinda like rug burn


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23677660 - 09/25/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

bump


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23677668 - 09/25/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Why not bump it with a haiku :crankey:

Good bump though :awesome:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23677689 - 09/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I forgot how to
Write haiku
Is this shit correct?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #23677700 - 09/25/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no too bad a wank
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23677705 - 09/25/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Aired like sweet perfume.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
    #23677713 - 09/25/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #23677720 - 09/25/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i jerked off
into toilet paper
it was ok


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle]
    #23678177 - 09/25/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP wants to read
More shroomery jizz poems
That he jerks off to


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23678193 - 09/25/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
i jerked off
into toilet paper
it was ok



Oh , look! somebody
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #23678408 - 09/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

today it was rough
i didn't think i could cum
try harder faggot


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23678424 - 09/25/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

girlfriend is out of town, feeling blue
think I'll try something new
Busty Asian dyke porn, that'll do


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Saunterer]
    #23678425 - 09/25/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Is it that hard to Google haiku.:shrug:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
    #23678436 - 09/25/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

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Is it that hard to Google haiku.:shrug:



this thread would argue so


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23678440 - 09/25/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

jesus, its so late.
morning would be much better.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23678574 - 09/26/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I cum so hard now!
predictable side effect
stanozolol rush




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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #23687510 - 09/28/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Stingray


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23687520 - 09/28/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #23687522 - 09/28/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh God,
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23687539 - 09/28/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

make sure door is shut
so roommates can't hear the sound
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #23687570 - 09/28/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It was quite lovely
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pachoo]
    #23694312 - 09/30/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Alone at my desk
Motherfucking pornhub son
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