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Mr.PhilCybin
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describe your last orgasm with a haiku 2
#22374535 - 10/13/15 05:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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inspired by the song thread -
alone in bathroom I jerk it painfully hard how much are hookers?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22374597 - 10/13/15 05:33 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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was fucking my hand it was alright i suppose but came on my shoe
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Adolin] 1
#22374618 - 10/13/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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climax hits hard porn scene so hot came on my chin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] 2
#22375209 - 10/13/15 07:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fucking withdrawal makes my dick like a noodle not like it matters
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy] 1
#22375227 - 10/13/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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the smell still lingers like something died in my hand I should go shower
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: moonrockmushy]
#22375228 - 10/13/15 07:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have you ev er seen the stars that shine so bright in the night
out-a-site.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: starfire_xes]
#22375534 - 10/13/15 08:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Eat some adderall Time to get some homework done Aaaaand I've jerked off twice
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: thebeardguy]
#22375543 - 10/13/15 08:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Feel her dirty hands. Softly caressing the shaft. It came so smoothly.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375552 - 10/13/15 08:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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TheGreenArrow said: Feel her dirty hands. Softly caressing the shaft. It came so smoothly.
I like this one
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22375565 - 10/13/15 08:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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alone I tug fast hard penis like a ships mast load blown now I rest
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: FruitOfLife]
#22375577 - 10/13/15 08:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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beckoned by a winking whispering eye Pre-cum oozes in anticipation climax stream of passion No fucks and No Kleenex Despair
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22375579 - 10/13/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Here I sit Pondering my bloody lap Brillo pads are not lube.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker] 1
#22375586 - 10/13/15 08:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Holy shit that's lame. Start working on your haikus. Your sauce is so weak.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375596 - 10/13/15 08:32 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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whats your problem?
Stick to the thread and I will do the same.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: InfiniteToker]
#22375666 - 10/13/15 08:44 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That wasn't too cool. Your haikus seemed so dreadful. I must say something.
5 7 5 man.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375712 - 10/13/15 08:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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To tug upon a stick. To desperately pull the cord. Does not a man make.
Yet pleasure so cheap. One cannot easily beat. A grown man cries well.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22375730 - 10/13/15 08:56 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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それはそう甘い輝くダイヤモンドのような肌にローションを置く
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
#22375784 - 10/13/15 09:06 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz] 1
#22375788 - 10/13/15 09:07 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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'Twas jerking it hard When you walked into the room I creamed on d floor
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22375792 - 10/13/15 09:09 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one If his stupid threads
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] 1
#22375818 - 10/13/15 09:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one If his stupid threads
this should be implemented more often.
sometimes sheekle sucks good thing koods regulates theres so much thrdhrt
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22375863 - 10/13/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This is what he came up with
Quote:
Sheekle said: 404 +1's
haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt
404 +1's
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] 2
#22375903 - 10/13/15 09:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate haikus bad. Fuck i hate them so badly. I do not get them.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22375948 - 10/13/15 09:39 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: This is what he came up with
Quote:
Sheekle said: 404 +1's
haiku trash buthrt skunkhrt
404 +1's

you let that shit slide?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22376077 - 10/13/15 10:02 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lol I had to remind him what a syllable is
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22376142 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: google translate says that's not a 5-7-5 bruh
wut about now
it puts the lotion ever so sweet like diamonds pop goes the weasel
Quote:
koods said: I made sheekle write a haiku once to keep me from deleting one If his stupid threads
that's extortion bro
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22376145 - 10/13/15 10:17 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22376174 - 10/13/15 10:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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three gallons i drank have to pee bad while i wank i came piss and mank
man milk, or as it's commonly known, mank
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22376182 - 10/13/15 10:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheGreenArrow said: I bet he did the hand under his chin trick to help.
is that when you use chinese labour to cheat?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow] 2
#22376194 - 10/13/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't remember I was really really drunk So I guess I came
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: newshroomer123]
#22376835 - 10/14/15 02:17 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tugging it firmly The outcome remains the same mmm le petite mort
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22376847 - 10/14/15 02:27 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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wake up super hard might as well take care of this just wish you were here
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] 4
#22376849 - 10/14/15 02:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lot of jerkers here, Need to find that vagina, It is much better
It came from a look I found myself not mistook Now I'm a daddy.
She came from nowhere But there was no mistaking I shoot from the hip
It seemed like a dream Barely even seemed like real Now I'm committed.
So my words for you Watch out where you spill your pool, This chick is psycho.
Who would of thought that, One night spent in that tight gap, Would cost me my life..
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] 4
#22376855 - 10/14/15 02:36 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap hnng
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
#22376863 - 10/14/15 02:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Probably the best one so far as it spells clear what is daily here..
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
#22376871 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
404 said: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap hnng
By the way your av Is the look you must have have when Your fap sessions end.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376873 - 10/14/15 02:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do haikus have to rhyme?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376876 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think so eh, but i'm really not sure so... this line has five words
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404] 1
#22376877 - 10/14/15 02:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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404 said: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap hnng
Possibly the best one yet
My turn
They say in a phrase The only vag you regret Is one you passed up
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376881 - 10/14/15 02:51 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alone in my chair My girls are all there The smell of flowers
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Dr. Myco]
#22376887 - 10/14/15 02:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She was generous, Her grind was perposterous, MILFs are dangerous..
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] 1
#22376890 - 10/14/15 02:58 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said: Do haikus have to rhyme?
No sir.
ineffable lust The gorgeous lady asleep I fapped really quickly.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86] 1
#22376900 - 10/14/15 03:04 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Insurmountable, Actions unaccountable, Whiskey, what's her name?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376905 - 10/14/15 03:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This these is gold OP.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376908 - 10/14/15 03:10 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Going back home broke, Leveled, dirty but still hope, What was her number?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376918 - 10/14/15 03:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Her fat friend was loud, Did work to wall us both off, But she's my angel..
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376936 - 10/14/15 03:29 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I may have wandered, It's in my nature to roam, So lets's keep it tight,
I got in a fight, With a bohemith fat blimp, I know she's your friend..
But as these things roll, It's what we define as whole, Your fat friend must go.
No more megaphone, No more tequila outbursts, Cut the ties that bind,
It's you and me now, That bright sunset ride we'll make, So come ride with me..
We'll cut that new path, And leave that trash in the past, Golden dawns await..
Now or never girl, I must be leaving this town, The demon's at hand..
So don't hesitate, As an angel you relate, Let's make promised land.
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
Edited by Amanita86 (10/14/15 03:37 AM)
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376963 - 10/14/15 03:45 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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This could go some interesting places. Bravo! I really liked that one buddy!
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Amanita86
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22376967 - 10/14/15 03:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Overtaking threads, as I play around my head, I do miss art class.
It was the release, To find that next puzzle piece, That kept me going
Spending all those years, Looking for that next clear path, Maps, puzzles, trails, time.
And now here I am, Blatantly playing for you, Back on subject, nutt...
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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propensity
۞̷ ̶۞̷ ̶



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
#22377309 - 10/14/15 07:57 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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twighead said: To tug upon a stick. To desperately pull the cord. Does not a man make.
Yet pleasure so cheap. One cannot easily beat. A grown man cries well.
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Asante
Mage


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: propensity]
#22377327 - 10/14/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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a splash from the balls some squirts from the prostate wow look at this stuff!
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lavod
Seal Whisperer


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: propensity]
#22377341 - 10/14/15 08:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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sick in bed tugging boom! tough actin' tinactin made a big ol' mess
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nicechrisman
Interdimensional space wizard



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 5
#22377346 - 10/14/15 08:08 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Damn she is so hot Splash on the computer screen Forever alone
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
#22377811 - 10/14/15 10:25 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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my dick in my hand milf, asian, ass, or casting? the age of choices
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ballsalsa
Universally Loathed and Reviled



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22377883 - 10/14/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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dick sucked on the bed i came but she didn't stop Jesus, that tickles
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22377964 - 10/14/15 11:00 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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finally someone's gettin some from anything but a hand 
it was starting to get sad
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Luueschen
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22377969 - 10/14/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Looking on the web There are some cute girls, you know Why the hell not, eh?
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Luueschen] 2
#22378162 - 10/14/15 11:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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He looks up at me Don't stop licking you moron I shove his face deep
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koods
Ribbit



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That was good
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ShortbusExplosion
Stranger

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sitting at my chair. i make sweet love to my hand. and cream on the floor.
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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DZ ?
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22378405 - 10/14/15 12:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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If anyone is gonna explode on the short bus, it would be DZ
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22378424 - 10/14/15 12:45 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Thrusts so powerful Oh no the condom just broke Daddy didn't care
Yeah I know that was pretty fucked up
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koods
Ribbit



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condom just broke I'm a daddy once again You can call me fee
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OsculateOfDemise



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I lube with much care And slide it inside with ease That's a nice carrot
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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koods
Ribbit



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It slides in. Much pain. Oh wait that's not a carrot It's a damn cactus
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jahrastafareye
Outcarcerated



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22378468 - 10/14/15 12:55 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway. "Dark alley. Running, running, rape. I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Lonely loner sitting at home He decide to polish his poll Pop goes the weasel
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22378493 - 10/14/15 01:00 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: I dont know what a haiku is but I'll try anyway. "Dark alley. Running, running, rape. I so stunned like vegetable. Fin "
its a poem that goes like this -
5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22378516 - 10/14/15 01:04 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm going for it full speed I thrust so deeply condoms dry, it burns
-------------------- I'm stupid, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is smart. I'm ugly, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is beautiful. I'm a loser, Falcon91Wolvrn03 is a winner. Someday, I hope to be like Falcon91Wolvrn03 but secretly know I never will.
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22378536 - 10/14/15 01:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tender caresses He gently taps her shoulder Surprise! Donkey punch
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Quote:
OsculateOfDemise said: He looks up at me Don't stop licking you moron I shove his face deep
O K that's just mean So maybe be mean too me I'd like to get hurt...
Stay! end of the bed you must only warm my feet, I haven't wandered..
Does she have a whip? Uh oh, she's looking my way I'm gonna get beat..
Should I run away? yeah you know I'm gonna stay I'm due for a treat..
woke up this morning, her eyes glistened like diamonds, I did my job well..
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22378605 - 10/14/15 01:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Woke up this morning Coating of Amanita Now he makes me eggs
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods] 3
#22378625 - 10/14/15 01:30 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Koods thinks I make food The real intention eludes, those weren't egg whites bro.
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*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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OsculateOfDemise



Registered: 06/24/05
Posts: 2,879
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22378646 - 10/14/15 01:36 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Man, isn't poetry beautiful?
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OsculateOfDemise



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He said he wouldn't Ow! But the jokes on him ha Ew poopy penis
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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you're really good at these
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OsculateOfDemise



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22378689 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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What can I say, poetry speaks to me.
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TheGreenArrow
Goodbye, Mr. Chops.



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22378694 - 10/14/15 01:46 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I know! that's so great. Oscilate seems inocent. The truth is better.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22378729 - 10/14/15 01:53 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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. . .she's not innocent
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dionysiandame
Mischievous Maenad


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22380029 - 10/14/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Near earth shattering Quivering succulent high How does he do it?
-------------------- He (Dionysos) keeps me with all of his other pretty things for I am just another pretty thing in a long list of acquisitions. Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltryptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this N.D.E. is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all born to die! – Finn the Human Pay me what you owe me. Don't act like you forgot. BBHMM.
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: dionysiandame] 4
#22381073 - 10/14/15 09:52 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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cum like a shotgun upon the computer screen leave it for later
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] 2
#22381097 - 10/14/15 09:57 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post at a odd place Weirdos read about my jizz Uncomforable
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22384223 - 10/15/15 04:23 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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alone together myself to touch another alas just a toy
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Convikt Kelly
Are you gunna smoke that?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22384228 - 10/15/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22385642 - 10/15/15 09:05 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
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Convikt Kelly
Are you gunna smoke that?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22385665 - 10/15/15 09:08 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh lol I didn't know that my bad
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twighead
mͯó



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly]
#22385684 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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A white man knows not The subtlety of soft prose and snakeskin condoms
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22385687 - 10/15/15 09:11 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
ConvktKelly failed At his first stupid haiku Should I ban his ass?
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danielx
whatup!


Registered: 10/13/08
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Convikt Kelly] 1
#22385692 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She's so god damn fat I guess ill just hit it once what's for brunch and lunch?
-------------------- Long live kratom
Edited by danielx (10/15/15 09:20 PM)
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22385694 - 10/15/15 09:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22385728 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
ConvktKelly failed At his first stupid haiku Should I ban his ass?
First tell us whos puppet he is
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx] 1
#22385729 - 10/15/15 09:18 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
danielx said: She's so damn fat I guess ill just hit it once what's for brunch and lunch?
4 7 5
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koods
Ribbit



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22385736 - 10/15/15 09:19 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
xbloodwhipx said:
Quote:
koods said:
Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
Convikt Kelly said: It's funny It's true Except when it happens to you
3sylables 3sylables 7sylables
hiku is 5 7 5
ConvktKelly failed At his first stupid haiku Should I ban his ass?
First tell us whos puppet he is
73 posts in one day lol
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zZZz
jesus


Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 33,478
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22385745 - 10/15/15 09:20 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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wither away, sons oh, glorious is the sun duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE
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danielx
whatup!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22385752 - 10/15/15 09:21 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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good job quoting it before I changed it
-------------------- Long live kratom
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Salomon
ಠ︵ಠ balance ಠ_ಠ weaver ಠ‿ಠ

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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
#22386960 - 10/16/15 04:16 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
danielx said:

i have a question the quoted emoticon whose face is that there?
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Asante
Mage


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22386964 - 10/16/15 04:19 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I waxed the dingy shook hands with the president and flushed the goldfish
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CookieCrumbs
Fucked off to the pub


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22387097 - 10/16/15 05:48 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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 This thread is awesome.
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Free time is the only time
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#22387124 - 10/16/15 06:07 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I can't remember It's been entirely too long, I think I'm dieing..
Longing for a boob, Passing out next too her love, Wet spots make smiles.
Never to wake up, My bed well made in this lust, But this is righteous.
May the sun not rise, Let darkness reign for all time, I have found my home..
Finger tips explore, Ev-er-y inch of her soul, Angel's wings will spread..
Richter scales explode, Neighbors windows will implode, Love has found a way...
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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Amanita86
OTD Keymaster


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22387142 - 10/16/15 06:20 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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That was romantic
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Orange clock, pencil "They threw me off the hay truck about noon..."
*Mark 15:34  Gam zeh ya’avor...
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danielx
whatup!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon] 3
#22387369 - 10/16/15 08:03 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:
Quote:
danielx said:

i have a question the quoted emoticon whose face is that there?
His name was cubie I believe. Imagine a sheekle/coaster like character. Total gay virgin/bong tokes kid/and suspected juggalo.
See this as another reference:
-------------------- Long live kratom
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danielx
whatup!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Amanita86]
#22387370 - 10/16/15 08:05 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Oh, and amanita, did you just comment on your own poem?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: danielx]
#22387494 - 10/16/15 08:55 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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she is still asleep morning wood is insistent porn will have to do
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22387557 - 10/16/15 09:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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She is such a slut condom is good idea oh shit it just broke
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: nicechrisman]
#22387598 - 10/16/15 09:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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The condom just broke AIDS and herpes run rampant shame and regret abound
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: 404]
#22388125 - 10/16/15 12:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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describing yourself is not what you are doing it should be of you
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22388396 - 10/16/15 01:35 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Look, gonorrhea! Crusty, foul, puss filled penis. She screams in horror.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22392236 - 10/17/15 08:14 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#22392254 - 10/17/15 08:22 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Manipulation Her tits pressed against mine Goddamn she is good.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] 2
#22392575 - 10/17/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alone with my love Battery operated Meh it was okay
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#22392587 - 10/17/15 10:12 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd prefer pussy But there is none to be found This will do for now
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#22408973 - 10/20/15 11:47 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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banging an old flame couldn't finish in my dream got caught like 3 times
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22410365 - 10/20/15 05:37 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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missionary sex oops,i made her cum too soon blowjob time, sucka
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#22410594 - 10/20/15 06:29 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Early morning time On the shower floor, hot water Running down my face
Door partly open With crisp air chilling by breasts Sensations heightened
Upon elation, Door is open! Quiet! Bite lip, moan, exhale.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Kalistis]
#22421124 - 10/23/15 12:35 AM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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wish I had small hands to really boost the ego find small pawed girl
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22432335 - 10/25/15 03:12 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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lysergic acid diethylamide is flowing from my cock
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22432345 - 10/25/15 03:13 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
ballsalsa said: missionary sex oops,i made her cum too soon blowjob time, sucka
What's the problem son? Girls can orgasm many times so keep on pumping
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: twighead]
#22432392 - 10/25/15 03:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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A pearline necklace Shimmering across the face Of a dirty screen
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
#22432464 - 10/25/15 03:47 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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i need a smoke rainbowscreaming in my brain cinamonpancake
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22432851 - 10/25/15 05:15 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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shit sucks deal with it get yourself a handgrenade
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#22432885 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: shit sucks deal with it get yourself a handgrenade
2 3 7
you fail haiku class.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22432888 - 10/25/15 05:25 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.
12 syllables FTW.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#22432890 - 10/25/15 05:26 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate me often, I beat it til it's rotten. God, please don't watch this.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Shiithead]
#22432904 - 10/25/15 05:28 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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fourth one today alone what the fuck is wrong with me gotta stop whackin' off
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#22432920 - 10/25/15 05:31 PM (8 years, 3 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said: it's a variant. 575 is for pussies.
12 syllables FTW.
take your hipster haiku and turn right back outta here.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Salomon]
#22587034 - 11/28/15 03:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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mushrooms coming on this boner won't go away ugh so much work tho
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587060 - 11/28/15 03:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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If you're too lazy Ask the guy next to you, bro He'll give you a hand.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587072 - 11/28/15 04:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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My dick is so hard It is poking my nipples Titty-fuck myself
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587081 - 11/28/15 04:07 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You know what they say Pics or Get the Fuck Out, right? Let's see dem tities!
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587088 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'd post my huge dong If you would sing me a song And stop banning me
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587091 - 11/28/15 04:10 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
jahrastafareye said: My dick is so hard It is poking my nipples Titty-fuck myself
yeah they're supposed to be true accounts in my thread bro.
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587095 - 11/28/15 04:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have really saggy titties.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587097 - 11/28/15 04:12 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lets see em
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587106 - 11/28/15 04:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ill post them in romper room.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587147 - 11/28/15 04:24 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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meh.
RR sux/
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22587157 - 11/28/15 04:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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It's the only place you can truly speak your mind. Unless you piss off treant, then he gives you a permaban. I pissed off treant.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587197 - 11/28/15 04:37 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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eh,
I don't need to say rowdy shit I can't say in the pub 
talking shit is only fun to a couple of my close friends these days.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 2
#22587236 - 11/28/15 04:47 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I can't remember because I keep forgetting to buy batteries
hah
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 3
#22587240 - 11/28/15 04:48 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Jahrastafareye Has really saggy titties Sloshing to and fro
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
#22587249 - 11/28/15 04:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You did not forget All of your money was spent On some eyebrow wax
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587263 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: Jahrastafareye Has really saggy titties Swaying to and fro
fixed* water sloshes, not titties.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587264 - 11/28/15 04:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I came so hard, wow I squeezed out ev'ry last drop sucks that its so brief
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587287 - 11/28/15 04:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Looking so dapper Koods came in the crapper Of sheekles father
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587296 - 11/28/15 05:02 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haven't you heard this? It's been discussed here before — I am Sheekle's dad.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22587306 - 11/28/15 05:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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A father you say? Impossible,you are gay You're his role model
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
#22587314 - 11/28/15 05:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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pirate-blues said: I can't remember because I keep forgetting to buy batteries

i lol'd
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye]
#22587320 - 11/28/15 05:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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My jizz works just fine I just put it somewhere else That won't make babies
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587450 - 11/28/15 05:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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jahrastafareye said: You did not forget All of your money was spent On some eyebrow wax
okay, that was pretty snappy.
you're getting better at being edgy without looking like you're trying so hard and I'm really proud of the progress you've made in the last few days. You remind me of me when I was 14, it's adorable.
write me more mean haiku's, I'm tickled pink by this eyebrow crusade of yours.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues]
#22587461 - 11/28/15 05:53 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Put some more pics of those fuzzy caterpillars, I need a muse.
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587477 - 11/28/15 05:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Found one
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jahrastafareye
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: jahrastafareye] 1
#22587501 - 11/28/15 06:03 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Bushy thick devils Wiggling upon your face You can't seem to pluck
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pirate-blues] 1
#22587505 - 11/28/15 06:04 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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They're in the remote. When people see you took them. Shoot a guilty look.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: chicksgrowtoo]
#22587522 - 11/28/15 06:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Hey good to see you around!!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
#22587529 - 11/28/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Suck my own penis Unload my cum in my mouth It taste like sea salt
A texture of snot Foul and stinky drying quick seals my lips like glue
I cum on myself Im not afraid to admit let it fall like rain
All over me or Someone elses whores asshole Let them feel the pain
[mod edit: sorry bro Rape haikus are not allowed just letting you know]
No escape scream squirm Little worm i will crush you This haiku is fucked
Edited by koods (11/28/15 07:05 PM)
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22587759 - 11/28/15 06:58 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22588429 - 11/28/15 09:34 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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xbloodwhipx said: [mod edit: sorry bro Rape haikus are not allowed just letting you know]
Oh, my rape haiku Edited away today Now bloodwhip is sad
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22588516 - 11/28/15 09:56 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cheer yourself up, man Whip out your huge piece of meat And cum in your mouth
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588596 - 11/28/15 10:18 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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can't sleep again, oh what is this sensation, oh! throb throb, splat splat, ahhh......
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22588608 - 11/28/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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gbeau9080 said: can't sleep again, oh what is this sensation, oh! throb throb, splat splat, ahhh...... 
The gremlin is two syllables. Fail.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588611 - 11/28/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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wat?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22588619 - 11/28/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Huh?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588640 - 11/28/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Excuse me?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22588701 - 11/28/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You may be excused
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588709 - 11/28/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lucid dreams of sex but could not cum in my pants wake up and sad jerk
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22588715 - 11/28/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Her pussy, so warm. Tight, inviting. It beckons. Hump, hump, hump, ShazAAAM!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22588754 - 11/28/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drank poppy tea Now i just feel unaroused So i jerk it soft
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22588772 - 11/28/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Up all night Until I feel restless But porn is a friendly companion
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
#22588947 - 11/29/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's not a haiku
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22588977 - 11/29/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I knew someone was gonna correct that!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
#22589258 - 11/29/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22589269 - 11/29/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: that's not a haiku
NOT TRUE.
http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.
i'll quote the end of the page...
"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.
In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#22589296 - 11/29/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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nerd
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22589311 - 11/29/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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these are beautiful guys lol
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: lillFish] 1
#22589316 - 11/29/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck, took forever Stupid fucking suboxone The junkie I am
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#22589744 - 11/29/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
akira_akuma said:
Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: that's not a haiku
NOT TRUE.
http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.
i'll quote the end of the page...
"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.
In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."
tl;dr.
traditional haikus only up in this B
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22591066 - 11/29/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Killuminati all through ur fucking body blows like a 12-gauge
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
#22591090 - 11/29/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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woke up from strange dreams really had to masturbate so i just did it
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22591111 - 11/29/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr.
traditional haikus only up in this B

whatever society wants, then....
i guess form is better than function
i'll go with the wind
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#22591965 - 11/29/15 07:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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oh god, i'm so tired she's pretty horny now though let's go knock this out
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22592807 - 11/29/15 11:23 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Genitals are neat What on earth is going on I feel sleepy now
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: The5thBeatle]
#22593423 - 11/30/15 05:36 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Genitals are nice If only they were Chakras So much more pleasure
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594035 - 11/30/15 10:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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dreams about the ex hate her guts but I still wanna get all up in them
really had to try arm and cock are both tired aint a quitter though
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22594042 - 11/30/15 10:14 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cum stops in mid air Camera goes around it Matrix action porn
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594075 - 11/30/15 10:28 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Where do you get your porn?!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22594096 - 11/30/15 10:39 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22594133 - 11/30/15 10:53 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: he just dose massive doses of MXE and jacks off
That sounds like a guy who's never took a massive dose of MXE and tried to masturbate before
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594173 - 11/30/15 11:02 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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you're totally right.
if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22594339 - 11/30/15 11:51 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I was masturbating for an hour before I realized I was holding the bedpost instead of my dick
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22594392 - 11/30/15 12:05 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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an easy mistake to make, i'm sure.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#22594399 - 11/30/15 12:06 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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The thing is, I had feeling in it.
MXE is one hell of a drug.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin] 1
#22599805 - 12/01/15 03:55 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said:
you're totally right.
if it's anything like the K i've done, it's not really an option though 
ur a stallion homie
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante] 2
#22599934 - 12/01/15 04:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Asante said: The thing is, I had feeling in it.
MXE is one hell of a drug.
It must be if it makes you think a pencil is a bedpost
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zappaisgod]
#22600426 - 12/01/15 06:11 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#22601256 - 12/01/15 08:29 PM (8 years, 1 month ago) |
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
#22863556 - 02/04/16 12:39 PM (7 years, 11 months ago) |
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it's been way too long since she let me in them guts glad i have two hands
No! catastrophe avocado oil is out kinda like rug burn
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23677660 - 09/25/16 07:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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bump
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23677668 - 09/25/16 07:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Why not bump it with a haiku 
Good bump though
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23677689 - 09/25/16 07:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I forgot how to Write haiku Is this shit correct?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
#23677700 - 09/25/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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no too bad a wank considering I was up all night shooting coke
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#23677705 - 09/25/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aired like sweet perfume. The blossom drops it's nectar. Waste it was alone.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
#23677713 - 09/25/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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sneeze
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#23677720 - 09/25/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i jerked off into toilet paper it was ok
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle]
#23678177 - 09/25/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP wants to read More shroomery jizz poems That he jerks off to
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23678193 - 09/25/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: i jerked off into toilet paper it was ok
Oh , look! somebody Who rapes toilet paper and cannot do haiku
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#23678408 - 09/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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today it was rough i didn't think i could cum try harder faggot
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23678424 - 09/25/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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girlfriend is out of town, feeling blue think I'll try something new Busty Asian dyke porn, that'll do
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Saunterer]
#23678425 - 09/25/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Is it that hard to Google haiku.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
#23678436 - 09/25/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
pineninja said: Is it that hard to Google haiku.
this thread would argue so
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja] 1
#23678440 - 09/25/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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jesus, its so late. morning would be much better. knock it out and sleep.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#23678574 - 09/26/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I cum so hard now! predictable side effect stanozolol rush

I'm on 2-3mg winstrol (stanozolol) anabolic steroid a day to help my wound healing, regain muscle because of my lack of exercise because of the injuries and to strengthen all tissues of my body from my red blood cells to bone mineralization, for my upcoming diet feat.
Predictably, I am horny like a silverback gorilla.
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#23687510 - 09/28/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stingray
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akira_akuma
Φύσις κρύπτεσθαι ὕψιστος φιλεῖ


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#23687520 - 09/28/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Swan
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Patlal
You ask too many questions



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#23687522 - 09/28/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh God, So much Blood, So much blood.
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Mr.PhilCybin
Master Baiter


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] 1
#23687539 - 09/28/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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make sure door is shut so roommates can't hear the sound fap fap fap fap fap
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pachoo
Witchakookoo



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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] 3
#23687570 - 09/28/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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It was quite lovely I was gloriously worn From riding on him
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gazeintothesun
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pachoo]
#23694312 - 09/30/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Alone at my desk Motherfucking pornhub son I'll clean up later
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