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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22588608 - 11/28/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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gbeau9080 said: can't sleep again, oh what is this sensation, oh! throb throb, splat splat, ahhh...... 
The gremlin is two syllables. Fail.
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gbeau9080
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588611 - 11/28/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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wat?
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22588619 - 11/28/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Huh?
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gbeau9080
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588640 - 11/28/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Excuse me?
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22588701 - 11/28/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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You may be excused
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Salomon
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#22588709 - 11/28/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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lucid dreams of sex but could not cum in my pants wake up and sad jerk
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22588715 - 11/28/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Her pussy, so warm. Tight, inviting. It beckons. Hump, hump, hump, ShazAAAM!
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#22588754 - 11/28/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I drank poppy tea Now i just feel unaroused So i jerk it soft
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
#22588772 - 11/28/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Up all night Until I feel restless But porn is a friendly companion
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
#22588947 - 11/29/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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that's not a haiku
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22588977 - 11/29/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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I knew someone was gonna correct that!
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chicksgrowtoo


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
#22589258 - 11/29/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22589269 - 11/29/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said: that's not a haiku
NOT TRUE.
http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.
i'll quote the end of the page...
"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.
In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."
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gbeau9080
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#22589296 - 11/29/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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nerd
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
#22589311 - 11/29/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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these are beautiful guys lol
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: lillFish] 1
#22589316 - 11/29/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Fuck, took forever Stupid fucking suboxone The junkie I am
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#22589744 - 11/29/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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akira_akuma said:
Quote:
Mr.PhilCybin said: that's not a haiku
NOT TRUE.
http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm
there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.
i'll quote the end of the page...
"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.
In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."
tl;dr.
traditional haikus only up in this B
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zZZz
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22591066 - 11/29/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Killuminati all through ur fucking body blows like a 12-gauge
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Mr. Wednesday
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
#22591090 - 11/29/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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woke up from strange dreams really had to masturbate so i just did it
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#22591111 - 11/29/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago) |
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Mr.PhilCybin said:
tl;dr.
traditional haikus only up in this B

whatever society wants, then....
i guess form is better than function
i'll go with the wind
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