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Offlinekoods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22588608 - 11/28/15 10:21 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gbeau9080 said:
can't sleep again, oh
what is this sensation, oh!
throb throb, splat splat, ahhh......  :drooling:



The gremlin is two syllables. Fail.


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“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588611 - 11/28/15 10:22 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

wat?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22588619 - 11/28/15 10:26 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Huh?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588640 - 11/28/15 10:32 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Excuse me?


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22588701 - 11/28/15 10:54 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

You may be excused


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #22588709 - 11/28/15 10:57 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

lucid dreams of sex
but could not cum in my pants
wake up and sad jerk


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22588715 - 11/28/15 10:59 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Her pussy, so warm.
Tight, inviting.  It beckons.
Hump, hump, hump, ShazAAAM!


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: TheGreenArrow]
    #22588754 - 11/28/15 11:09 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I drank poppy tea
Now i just feel unaroused
So i jerk it soft


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: xbloodwhipx]
    #22588772 - 11/28/15 11:15 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Up all night
Until I feel restless
But porn is a friendly companion


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Psilosoulful]
    #22588947 - 11/29/15 12:41 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

that's not a haiku


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22588977 - 11/29/15 12:59 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

I knew someone was gonna correct that!  :vaped:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Zombi3]
    #22589258 - 11/29/15 06:11 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

:hi:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22589269 - 11/29/15 06:22 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's not a haiku



NOT TRUE.

http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.

i'll quote the end of the page...

"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.

In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22589296 - 11/29/15 06:57 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

nerd


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: gbeau9080]
    #22589311 - 11/29/15 07:13 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

these are beautiful guys lol


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: lillFish] * 1
    #22589316 - 11/29/15 07:15 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck, took forever
Stupid fucking suboxone
The junkie I am


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #22589744 - 11/29/15 10:42 AM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:
that's not a haiku



NOT TRUE.

http://www.ahapoetry.com/keirule.htm

there is such a thing as free-form haiku, and in this link, is why.

i'll quote the end of the page...

"In English haiku, it is simply not conceivable to break a line in the middle of a word just to serve the form. The reason why ku-matagari is feasible in Japanese haiku is because 5-7-5 rhythm is rooted so deeply in the Japanese psyche that the readers are able to keep track of the form despite the lack of a break where one is expected, as well as because of the aforementioned fact that the Japanese haiku are written on a single line with no spacing. If they were written on three lines as English haiku are, there would be an awkward situation of having to split a word across two lines.

In short, writing within the rigid structure of Japanese haiku is made possible by the remarkable malleability and redundancy of the Japanese language which allows for a multitude of options in expressing a single thought. In languages such as English and its relatives whose grammars are heavily dependent on word order, haiku must and will take a much different form from that in Japanese. By concerning ourselves too much with the outward form of haiku, we can lose sight of its essence."





tl;dr.

traditional haikus only up in this B
:crankey: :snub:


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22591066 - 11/29/15 03:36 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Killuminati
all through ur fucking body
blows like a 12-gauge


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #22591090 - 11/29/15 03:44 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

woke up from strange dreams
really had to masturbate
so i just did it


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #22591111 - 11/29/15 03:50 PM (8 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Mr.PhilCybin said:

tl;dr.

traditional haikus only up in this B
:crankey: :snub:



:okay: whatever society wants, then....

i guess form is better than function

i'll go with the wind


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